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1 You will ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they haven’t started…only for you to get to
the library and find out they
have a permanent seat.

2 If you think true love and a virgin is the only thing that is hard to find, try
looking for your Academic Adviser, HOD or Director when you need his signature on a form or on your file.

3 In IMT you don’t need to go far for any workman. right in your lodge, you have student(s) that is/are electrician, painter, carpenter, designer, plumber and even intra-campus keke driver.

4 IMT Computer Science students can configure free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone and install whatsapp on their room televisions.

5 You get to class as early as 6.30am especially in ur ND1 First Semester only to see that all seats have been occupied with bags, lip-sticks, books and other belongings. You start asking yourself if ghosts are offered admission too.

6 You have already prepared food but to eat it is another obstacle because you
are already late for lectures.

7 Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Tear a sheet of paper for your quiz, turns to the board to write but before he turns back, the class is full to the brim.

8 Come to Night Class during exams, you will see different levels of
reading -scaning, skimming, jaking, craming and lots more.

9 It’s always funny when exam
supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super-human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.

10 IMT girls have different categories of boy friends viz Quiz boy friend, Exam Boyfriend, Agbugbu Joint Boyfriend, Assignment Boyfriend and even Keke driver Boyfriend.

11 IMT lecturers can teach on Saturdays, Student’s week, Ash Wednesdays and even on December.

12 Inside campus, you will see tens of students with nicknames like 001, Rector, HOD, Campus 1, Campus 3, PaPa, Configure e.t.c.

IMT sweet die!

Funny but true

Which IMT?
Is it the one in Enugu?
If it is, the op is a joker

So? Have I been to other schools

Hehehehe...that number. 5 got me cracking. 042 for life.

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http://www.042report.com/2016/04/see-12-top-reasons-why-imt-enugu.html

Lolz...na true talk even in my skul.

Na Enugu IMT u dey talk of reading in the Library, and even night class?..............lwkmdh

IMT...simply the best for engineers...buh I think some students are just smart

where is imt please

I love the sculptures around the Fine Arts department! So amazing.

Next

can somebody like this post for absolutely no reason?

IMT is nt funny and her students is nt funny though. I like their girls anyway

That school has lost its glory...all mighty IMT ie in the 90s

Super Story...

Not only IMT, but almost all the universities. And ploytechniques.

042 4life

First thing the op should have done is tell his readers what IMT means.

Very shoddy thread.

Oh IMT, the school that took away my colour, fat and beauty. I could relate with 2, 5 and 7. Left over six years ago. I just hope the school is wearing a good look now. Back then, it was apology. Will be there few weeks time to pick my certificate.

This isn't IMT only but almost all 9ja higher institution.

Mtchweee, something that is common in all public Institute

God Bless Enugu City.....my second home (NYSC)

What is IMT?

Lol @ 1

True talk, you come to school around 6.00 AM only to find out that most of the seat has been occupied, lol especially in my department (SLT ND1s)

Lol.. Exactly bro! I love IMT

Sunexy:
Which IMT?
Is it the one in Enugu?
If it is, the op is a joker

guy everything I post is correct... Ask another student

IMT! I can't say if what the OP wrote is correct though...

cornel00:
True talk, you come to school around 6.00 AM only to find out that most of the seat has been occupied, lol especially in my department (SLT ND1s)

kikiki....I'm in CEM bro

Its same thing in all school across naija!










Piece awt!

mooremoney:
What is IMT?

Institute of Management & Technology, Enugu