IghravweIG:

Hmm.
dis babe tho.
Her personality strikes me .
I wud like to know her more.

see senator dey write letter to impeachment o, na my babe u won know more, impeachment is ur case o

Meeddah:
Lol...I love you guys. Secretary General I hail you oh *Hands up for you

lol... I love u too oh!!! Sorry we love u too, dont mind me babe naso I dey quick take tinx personal, I hope u av been avin a fullfiled sunday nd weekend, happy new month babe

Fraiser:
baba I dey hail pass o... Hw u dis morni?

mk sense...Hapi new mnth..

Fraiser:
lol... I love u too oh!!! Sorry we love u too, dont mind me babe naso I dey quick take tinx personal, I hope u av been avin a fullfiled sunday nd weekend, happy new month babe

Baba eyes off her oo...Na my bae fr ds village. @ Meeddah, ello bae...Hapi new mnth dear

ray4000:

Chai, my Angel don gree hey!. So villageGoat, fraiser,sunnepa make u guys be whr militry zone keep off

lol... Lyk seriously I never notice dat beautiful bae in dis village, tanks for callin my attention to her, u re gud friend, suogal babe, hw u doin, am convinced ur day has been beautiful...

Morning guys .... Pls what are the available states for stream 2 ?? Coz I heard not all states makes provision for stream 2 ?? Many thanks ...

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - RALPH WALDO EMERSON.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
bad advisers are many, good advisers are very few- W.F KUMUYI
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder- MICHAEL FARADAY(1999)

2) the buttocks are like a married couple, though there is a constant friction between them, they will still love and live together - PETE EDOCHIE
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SHORT JOKES:

1) johnny a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant
DRIVER- You nor go school
CONDUCTOR- haba! I go school pass you
DRIVER- oya wetin be 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR- Ahan! Very easy, dat one na 22 naaaa
DRIVER- FOOL! Person tell you the answer for back

2)OKITAIJI- teacher i saw the strap of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- okitaiji, get out, no class for you for a week

JAY4000 started laughing...
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- why did you laugh?
JAY4000- I saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Get out, no class for you for one month

Teacher candicejay bends down to pick the chalk that fell down and fraiser started walking out of the class
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Fraiser, why are you going out?
FRAISER- The thing wey i see now ma, i think my school days are over
teacher faints

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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

HAPPY NEW MONTH AND HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

Welldone bro, abeg no give me another name o na ray no be jay.
Wait o villageGoat, you mean me an fraiser an okitaiji are seeing things*

ray4000:

You don't know, u no read punch news paper find out

punch ke? Me no dey read dat one o, na blow news paper me dey read o

okitaiji:
so u d look for concubine abi, I go tell suogal

Bro why now na u won cast me, you no how I love suogal my Angel can't play with are o

ray4000:

Why you no like from here reach dere I sha don leave u with ur wife hey!
My beautiful Angel is dere

I lyk u o, na d way okitaiji dey carry ur matter for head lyk brazilian hair dey suprise me o

ray4000:
Guy is true o, buhari just call me greet me say happy new month. hey, so MAY don come be that an no be this same MAY we they go camp..mcteeeew 13th don come 21st self no even far. Happy new month my fellow stream2 villagers. Am sorry for coming late busy since morin

baba shey u b kerosine ni... Dis one wey u no dey sleep so

Fraiser:
datx my senator... Na all of us missed u baba... Hw ur day dey go?

E go dey wella Baba.
How ur side na.

Fraiser:
see senator dey write letter to impeachment o, na my babe u won know more, impeachment is ur case o

Abeg e get who nor like beta thing.
That bae really strikes me
Competition don enta be dat o.

Fraiser:
lol... Lyk seriously I never notice dat beautiful bae in dis village, tanks for callin my attention to her, u re gud friend, suogal babe, hw u doin, am convinced ur day has been beautiful...

Fraiser abeg o you won start be that o, I no dey joke with that one o, bros becareful o na my heart me that o. Suogal missing you like ki lo de

okitaiji:
Hahahaha.. villageGoat u make me laugh nak my head for door... I know what fraiser is capable of doing. nice one Bro happy new month

lol... I no dey capable of any tin o, u know na me gentle pass for dis city na...

Fraiser:
punch ke? Me no dey read dat one o, na blow news paper me dey read o

Guy idon laugh tire so tail my teeth commot

DUEZNATION:

D holy spirit just ministered to me now dat we will av a great future 2geda

lol... See toasting in anoda dimension o

Thrillest:
Hi, have been a guest since last year but now a member. I was pushed to stream 2. SOD: Kebbi, oyo, edo and Niger..

welcom on board cutie, feel free to enjoy ursef nd catch enof fun... Wish u a fantastic new month

giftiebrown:
mk sense...Hapi new mnth..

I wish u d same bro

giftiebrown:
Baba eyes off her oo...Na my bae fr ds village. @ Meeddah, ello bae...Hapi new mnth dear

lol... To d best of my knowledge dat bae never get hubby for dis city o... E no bad if I make her my fouth wife na, na my guy u b trutru bur e b lyk sey we no go take na my guy do dis one o, as my compass don dey point to her since she came yesterday

Thrillest:
Hi, have been a guest since last year but now a member. I was pushed to stream 2. SOD: Kebbi, oyo, edo and Niger..

Welcome on board Pretty.
Do endeavor to mingle with us often and have fun

Happy sunday and wishing you a very successful month of May .

IghravweIG:
E go dey wella Baba. How ur side na.

baba my syd dey make sense o

IghravweIG:

Abeg e get who nor like beta thing.
That bae really strikes me
Competition don enta be dat o.

lol... Baba we no fit compete for marvluv o... Na my iyawo ile (house wife) she b o... Oya find ur own bae go front...

ray4000:

Fraiser abeg o you won start be that o, I no dey joke with that one o, bros becareful o na my heart me that o. Suogal missing you like ki lo de

lol... Baba u dey para o

ray4000:

Guy idon laugh tire so tail my teeth commot

lol... Oya com collect super glue make u take join am back...

Fraiser:
lol... To d best of my knowledge dat bae never get hubby for dis city o... E no bad if I make her my fouth wife na, na my guy u b trutru bur e b lyk sey we no go take na my guy do dis one o, as my compass don dey point to her since she came yesterday

e b lyk say uu miss dt part wey Meeddah refer to me as her luv...Sunnepa17 cn bear me witness...Meedah, I luv yu too

Thrillest:
Hi, have been a guest since last year but now a member. I was pushed to stream 2. SOD: Kebbi, oyo, edo and Niger..

That is really a long time (being a guest member), don't need to tell you much, cos am sure you've seen for yourself how peaceful,interactive and welcoming GC is...feel free around.

Happy new month + Sunday .

Thrillest:
Hi, have been a guest since last year but now a member. I was pushed to stream 2. SOD: Kebbi, oyo, edo and Niger..

welcum to our village, pls do endeavor to feel free here...sanjayphy, welcum bro. .I am d chief security officer/ gate keeper in ds village

Happy new month guys....

Happy Sunday...

May 21st is finally here...
What's happnin guyzzzzz?
Cc
Gc Villagers

Happy new month stream2

Thrillest:
Hi, have been a guest since last year but now a member. I was pushed to stream 2. SOD: Kebbi, oyo, edo and Niger..

You re soo welcome....I'm sure dem sunnepa, eaglevision, fraiser...et al will b willing to gv u a tour