teemakagu:
am so serious aieboocaar

What!!!
so sorry about dat.
All this fake ass rumor mongers sef.
They wud not mind thier biz

Gud morning my people. How was ur nite.

Sunnepa17:


Welcum on board ma..got kwara nd kaduna in common

waoh tanks

teemakagu:
am so serious aieboocaar

nawao, d guy no try at all...
Pele my dear, it is well

laramite:
Gud morning my people. How was ur nite.

gd mrnin dear...Hope u had a splendid nite

laramite:
Gud morning my people. How was ur nite.

Good morning my lady, my night was fine & yours?

GROOOVE:
okay, so Akwa Ibom is a confirmed no go area for stream2.......painful as hell, i was really rooting for it........kwara, kd and ogun left on the list......i might as well just skip camping and fast forward through a long and boring year
cc sunnepa17

Y is Akwa-Ibom no go area ƒօɾ stream2?....same states bro, guy my hope is high in God ƒօɾ Aks....normal human being can't change ooo.

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OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
8 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 16 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

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Life is about making an impact, not making an income - KEVIN KRUSE .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
My joy knows no bounds, i will devote all my energy and all the powers available to me to the service of Nigeria and humanity - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) With all due respect, if Jesus Christ could come to the world and be the chairman of INEC, any election he would conduct will be disputed - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO

2) Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on - PATIENCE JONATHAN
.



[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- Candicejay, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko haram throws a bomb, what will you do ?
CANDICEJAY- I will stop assuming...

2) A community pastor by name ray4000 was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery everytime. So he told the community to adopt saying they have fallen and not go into details, that is if they commit adultery, they should tell him that they have fallen as he would understand...
After some years later, ray4000 retired and travelled to china to stay there permanently, then a new pastor by name pastor sunnepa17 came from outside the town and was sworn in. Everyday people go to him and say they have fallen, pastor sunnepa17 being concerned and not knowing what was going on, called the village chief, chief fraiser and said to him, ''i think you should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday''. Chief fraiser started to laugh hysterically, knowing that fallen means adultery, he kept on laughing for a long time
the pastor sunnepa17 said '' don't laugh, YOUR WIFE FELL 7 TIMES THIS WEEK''

CHIEF FRAISER FAINTED
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

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IghravweIG:
Amen. Morning to u too Bro.

Ɣξαђ ....ℓ̊ hope yuu nd barongmj had a nice nite?

Brosjay3:

Good morning bro.

Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ur nite jarey?

Sunnepa17:



Ɣξαђ ....ℓ̊ hope yuu nd barongmj had a nice nite?

Yea. Our nite was beautiful.

Brosjay3:
Good morning beautiful people, hope we all had a good night rest?

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morning brosjay, how enjoyment dey go?

heeyarnuh:
waoh tanks

Urw, ցմժ morning nd Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ya nite?

CandiceJay:



Ohhh, i thought u were going to Eko market. But it's all good sha, u know u like all those expensive stuffs. Lol, ur husband go hear am

The money dey ground like sand, my Angel of dollarland feel free to go to any market you like

mariosam:


Mazi villagegoat,the only man who dance the udoegwu dance naked without his third man dangling,the goat who impregnated a she-cow and she gave birth to two tortoise and a tuber of aosu yam.(remember,At that time, she-cow overpowers any bull that tries to climb her)

You have spoken well and oriaku lyndalyn55,made a very nice point.

But here is the problem.

1)it will be very difficult find a male virgin

2)if we eventually find one,how do we confirmed that he is a male virgin

3)the gods specifically asked for the two maidens as mentioned in my earlier post.


My Recommendation.

If we must offer a male virgin let it be

FRAISER

We know he is not a virgin,but we can can enroll him in a revirginization process,immediately we capture him.


There is an adage that says and I quote

if you are a frog muncher,choose that biggest one,so when you are accused of eating frogs,you will proudly reply them,"at least I ate the fatest one".

chai, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, how many times did i call you? The only man that have 5000 wives and 2000 concubines, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in ikeja but there was no light in ikorodu...
The gods are angry, when i presented elder fraiser for the sacrifice, they rejected him, they said how can you bring another oracle for them, they said the prayers of pastor sunnepa17 is disturbing the sacrifice, right now, their juju has been destroyed, they said no more sacrifices again, that since there is no virgin girls to be given to primusinterpares, that two oloshos should be given to him from another village...
This is what the gods said i should tell you...
He who has ears let them ear...
Jah jah jah jah holy holy

[quote author=dadizgurl post=45314795][/quote]U welcum dear...Gd mrnin, hw ws ur nite

Wow... My pretty diva lyndalyn55 is online, angel how are you doing? I hope none of this villagers here like ray4000, okitaiji and fraiser are disturbing you? Just tell me that person name, let me bomb that person, you know that i can die for you...

VillageGOAT:

chai, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, how many times did i call you? The only man that have 5000 wives and 2000 concubines, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in ikeja but there was no light in ikorodu...
The gods are angry, when i presented elder fraiser for the sacrifice, they rejected him, they said how can you bring another oracle for them, they said the prayers of pastor sunnepa17 is disturbing the sacrifice, right now, their juju has been destroyed, they said no more sacrifices again, that since there is no virgin girls to be given to primusinterpares, that two oloshos should be given to him from another village...
This is what the gods said i should tell you...
He who has ears let them ear...
Jah jah jah jah holy holy

Lwkmd o.

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
8 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 16 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Life is about making an impact, not making an income - KEVIN KRUSE .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
My joy knows no bounds, i will devote all my energy and all the powers available to me to the service of Nigeria and humanity - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) With all due respect, if Jesus Christ could come to the world and be the chairman of INEC, any election he would conduct will be disputed - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO

2) Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on - PATIENCE JONATHAN
.



[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- Candicejay, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko haram throws a bomb, what will you do ?
CANDICEJAY- I will stop assuming...

2) A community pastor by name ray4000 was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery everytime. So he told the community to adopt saying they have fallen and not go into details, that is if they commit adultery, they should tell him that they have fallen as he would understand...
After some years later, ray4000 retired and travelled to china to stay there permanently, then a new pastor by name pastor sunnepa17 came from outside the town and was sworn in. Everyday people go to him and say they have fallen, pastor sunnepa17 being concerned and not knowing what was going on, called the village chief, chief fraiser and said to him, ''i think you should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday''. Chief fraiser started to laugh hysterically, knowing that fallen means adultery, he kept on laughing for a long time
the pastor sunnepa17 said '' don't laugh, YOUR WIFE FELL 7 TIMES THIS WEEK''

CHIEF FRAISER FAINTED
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

FUNNY PICS DOWN THERE

ROTFL.....GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D job bro

LovesonBlezz:
BREAKING NEWS!!!

Information on NYSC site states that there is no more stream 2... that stream 2 is now to be known as batch B and that their orientation starts on June 30th while people that was suppose to be in batch B is now batch C and their orientation commences September 24th...
I am sincerely sorry for the time you wasted in reading through this rubbish.

Signed:
Lovesonblezz

Guy I take God beg u no dey play with dis kind thing again o. See as I nack my head for ground

IghravweIG:
Yea. Our nite was beautiful.

Wow...ցմժ 2 knw.
My regards 2 հҽɾ

VillageGOAT:

chai, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, how many times did i call you? The only man that have 5000 wives and 2000 concubines, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in ikeja but there was no light in ikorodu...
The gods are angry, when i presented elder fraiser for the sacrifice, they rejected him, they said how can you bring another oracle for them, they said the prayers of pastor sunnepa17 is disturbing the sacrifice, right now, their juju has been destroyed, they said no more sacrifices again, that since there is no virgin girls to be given to primusinterpares, that two oloshos should be given to him from another village...
This is what the gods said i should tell you...
He who has ears let them ear...
Jah jah jah jah holy holy

Lol....BETA

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning CandiceJay, Tiwaladeboo and Lvlink

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning Titanium38

Jamesdman:

Yes, it was true in 1985.

yes ooo,dt will be in 1985 not in 2016. [color=#770077][/color]

Sunnepa17:
GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning Titanium38

Goodmorning Sunnepa.. Was just passing by actually. Lolz

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning Pinkyberry2 nd dadizgurl

VillageGOAT and Mariosam, you guys should not kill us with laughter o. where did u get all those ur adages from? I am so laughing out loud


Greyworld, you only sneak in here when u're having issues with 4pics 1word. Don't call me again oh, ah yaff vex.

My most lovely villagers, i greet you all. I can see people are still sleeping due to d late night party, it was soooo much fun. Whose parry is next?

Titanium38:


Goodmorning Sunnepa.. Was just passing by actually. Lolz

Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ya nite...pls dunt pass by, stay wif us here...am on my kneels..lol

CandiceJay:
VillageGOAT and Mariosam, you guys should not kill us with laughter o. where did u get all those ur adages from? I am so laughing out loud


Greyworld, you only sneak in here when u're having issues with 4pics 1word. Don't call me again oh, ah yaff vex.

My most lovely villagers, i greet you all. I can see people are still sleeping due to d late night party, it was soooo much fun. Whose parry is next?

Lol....mine shld b d next