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Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by VulgarVulvas(op): 10:53am On May 05, 2016
Tiwa, your estranged hubby has failed to commit suicide again.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3679859_1_jpeg83b5009e040969ee7b60362ad7426573

Tell him this only works in Ghana where power supply is guaranteed.


But why Teeblitz will think fashola poles will have light beats me.


Must be that early morning crack.

Lolz
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by BeardedMeat(m): 10:58am On May 05, 2016
This is the beauty of social media embarassed embarassed

When BIS was 5k, we had few idiots on social media.

Please take this to the jokes section. embarassed
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by VulgarVulvas(op): 11:01am On May 05, 2016
BeardedMeat:
This is the beauty of social media embarassed embarassed

When BIS was 5k, we had few idiots on social media.

Please take this to the jokes section. embarassed
When I bought my first 0803 line for 35k you were still playing with tyre.
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by BeardedMeat(m): 11:09am On May 05, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
When I bought my first 0803 line for 35k you were still playing with tyre.
No bro! I actually started using gsm before you cos my Motorola and the MTN line cost me 75k.
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by VulgarVulvas(op): 11:13am On May 05, 2016
BeardedMeat:
No bro! I actually started using gsm before you cos my Motorola and the MTN line cost me 75k.
Story.

Even at that I was using a cloned cellular line as at 1997.


Do you know what a cellular line is?
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by buharisbae(f): 11:18am On May 05, 2016
op in ur mind na ya funny embarassed
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by VulgarVulvas(op): 11:24am On May 05, 2016
buharisbae:
op in ur mind na ya funny embarassed
And in your zombie empty skull nah you get sense pass.
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by Randyblincks(m): 11:28am On May 05, 2016
som pple like prb sha...
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by BeardedMeat(m): 11:29am On May 05, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
Story.

Even at that I was using a cloned cellular line as at 1997.


Do you know what a cellular line is?
Let's not argue any futher on this. I didn't mean to be insultive but I did. The economic and security situation in the present day has the ability to make any sane person loose their sense of good humuour. The forex issue is crippling small businesses we use to keep our heads high and there seems to be no hope in sight.
So you can understand why I was vexed to see that good humour in the politics section where I came to scout for a info for a favourable govt policy.

I still insist you take post to the jokes section so that anyone who delibrately feels like laughing will go to that part. smiley
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by VulgarVulvas(op): 11:33am On May 05, 2016
BeardedMeat:
Let's not argue any futher on this. I didn't mean to be insultive but I did. The economic and security situation in the present day has the ability to make any sane person loose their sense of good humuour. The forex issue is crippling small businesses we use to keep our heads high and there seems to be no hope in sight.
So you can understand why I was vexed to see that good humour in the politics section where I came to scout for a info for a favourable govt policy.

I still insist you take post to the jokes section so that anyone who delibrately feels like laughing will go to that part. smiley
Which joke?

A lunatic freely uses fashola's pole for suicide attempts but fails.


That should tell you how bad the electricity situation is today under the dunce fashola.
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by BeardedMeat(m): 11:33am On May 05, 2016
buharisbae:
op in ur mind na ya funny embarassed
Let's try and see the brighter side of the joke, you are not the only one affected by the ineptitude of the gworo chewing dullard. Oya laff.
grin
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by BeardedMeat(m): 11:35am On May 05, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
Which joke?

A lunatic freely uses fashola's pole for suicide attempts but fails.


That should tell you how bad the electricity situation is today under the dunce fashola.
OK smiley. Sorry sir.
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by buharisbae(f): 11:42am On May 05, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
And in your zombie empty skull nah you get sense pass.
pls I'm not the cause of ur frustrated life here

go to village maybe u can find the person

idiotic biafrauud! huh
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by buharisbae(f): 11:46am On May 05, 2016
BeardedMeat:
Let's try and see the brighter side of the joke, you are not the only one affected by the ineptitude of the gworo chewing dullard. Oya laff.
grin
well we re both affected wink

ode! embarassed don't go and find the cause of ur frustrated life
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by buharisbae(f): 11:46am On May 05, 2016
embarassed
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by themmyd: 11:49am On May 05, 2016
Is this a joke? It dry pass garri ijebuundecided
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by Rapsowdee01(m): 11:52am On May 05, 2016
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Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by BeardedMeat(m): 12:40pm On May 05, 2016
buharisbae:
well we re both affected wink

ode! embarassed don't go and find the cause of ur frustrated life
Na Dullarpo cos am o... With his archaic "own and control method". And just this morning, I learnt lair mohd is a member of economic team! Why I no go frustrate?? embarassed
We don't have enough masquarades in my villa to go round o!
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by Menace2Society(m): 2:48pm On May 05, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
Tiwa, your estranged hubby has failed to commit suicide again.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3679859_1_jpeg83b5009e040969ee7b60362ad7426573

Tell him this only works in Ghana where power supply is guaranteed.


But why Teeblitz will think fashola poles will have light beats me.


Must be that early morning crack.

Lolz
U are a joke undecided
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by VulgarVulvas(op): 3:42pm On May 05, 2016
Menace2Society:
U are a joke undecided
Then what will you call your useless fashola?
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by Menace2Society(m): 4:09pm On May 05, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
Then what will you call your useless fashola?
Guess u are out of your medication undecided I can feel your pains
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by VulgarVulvas(op): 4:12pm On May 05, 2016
Menace2Society:
Guess u are out of your medication undecided I can feel your pains
And you are obviously abusing medication to think fashola is working.


That pic shows clearly that there is no power supply in that area.


Keep defending trash.

Bloody hypocrites
Re: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by Menace2Society(m): 4:27pm On May 05, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
And you are obviously abusing medication to think fashola is working.


That pic shows clearly that there is no power supply in that area.


Keep defending trash.

Bloody hypocrites
For Christ sake junky!who is talking about Fashola??wetin concerns me if u dumb people no get light undecided I'm so far away from darkness stop dragging me down to your level!
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