The new weapon—which will form the upper tier of Russia’s layered integrated air defense system—is expected to be able to engage targets at altitudes of about 125 miles—or 660,000 feet. That means that S-500 will be able to engage targets such as incoming ballistic missiles in space at ranges as great as 400 miles. The first regiment of S-500 will be deployed to protect Moscow and central Russia.
The S-500 is expected to able to detect and simultaneously attack up to ten ballistic missile warheads flying at speeds of twenty-three thousand feet per second. It is also reportedly being designed to use hit-to-kill interceptors—a design with similarities to Lockheed Martin's Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) system.
Like all modern Russian air defense systems, the S-500 is expected to be highly mobile and will use a network of radars for targeting over vast distances. The missile system is expected to use the 91N6A(M) battle management radar, a modified 96L6-TsP acquisition radar, as well as the new 76T6 multimode engagement and 77T6 ABM engagement radars, according to Missile Threat—which is run by the George C. Marshall and Claremont Institutes.
Meanwhile, the Russian military is already testing the S-350 Vityaz mid-tier mobile air and missile defense system. The new weapon will replace the older S-300PS and complement systems like the Buk-M3, S-300VM4, S-400 and S-500.
“Tests of the S-350 Vityaz anti-aircraft missile system are currently ongoing,” Gumyonny said. “The first launches have been successful and the system has proved its characteristics and will be used on a large scale for the replacement of the S-300PS anti-aircraft missile system.”
The S-350 is built around a new advanced active electronically scanned array (AESA) radar and a new mobile command vehicle. A normal battery would include command vehicle, two radars and eight launch vehicles. The S-350 uses the same active radar-guided hit-to-kill interceptors as the S-400—and can engage targets at ranges of 75 miles at altitudes of about 100,000ft. It can engage 16 targets simultaneously while a total of 32 missiles at any one time.
The Russians are expected to network the S-500s with their S-400, S-300VM4 and S-350 and other weapons as part of an overall integrated air-defense network. As one U.S. industry official noted, while the Russian military industrial sector suffered greatly in the aftermath of the collapse of the Soviet Union, somehow Moscow managed to continue developing advanced air defense system without much degradation in capability. Indeed, some of these new weapons—like the S-500—are so capable that many U.S. defense official worry that even stealth warplanes like the F-22, F-35 and the B-2 might have problems overcoming them.
The Russians are expected to network the S-500s with their S-400, S-300VM4 and S-350 and other weapons as part of an overall integrated air-defense network.
Gosh! The integration of these systems will make Russia completely impenetrable & invincible, unlike our double-dealing enemies in the west that relies only on Patriot & Thaad - They will get the shock of their lives.
One more thing - footage of F-35, F-22 & B2-Spirit being knocked outta the sky by these Russian badass systems would be very priceless.
I can't but imagine how this defence system will be hunting for missiles aimed at mother Russia. The minute man will most likely change its course at the sight of this missle to where the hell it came from
Gosh! The integration of these systems will make Russia completely impenetrable & invincible, unlike our double-dealing enemies in the west that relies only on Patriot & Thaad - They will get the shock of their lives.
One more thing - footage of F-35, F-22 & B2-Spirit being knocked outta the sky by these Russian badass systems would be very priceless.
The S-500 is similar to THAAD,the only advantage of the S-500 is the range of the missiles.
capip120: I can't but imagine how this defence system will be hunting for missiles aimed at mother Russia. The minute man will most likely change its cause at the sight of this missle to where the hell it came from
Don't worry they will soon build another one and call it per second man.
Let's not argue on the similiarities or differences between THAAD and S-500.Be reminded that only the United States has space based early warning systems against ballistic missile launches.Russia's dependence on GMD systems forestalls a quick preparedness for countering ballistic missile threats.I hear Russia is making efforts at getting space based early warning systems online in the next four years.
On the latest attacks in Syria,I await more information on it first.
capip120: I can't but imagine how this defence system will be hunting for missiles aimed at mother Russia. The minute man will most likely change its cause at the sight of this missle to where the hell it came from
Gosh! The integration of these systems will make Russia completely impenetrable & invincible, unlike our double-dealing enemies in the west that relies only on Patriot & Thaad - They will get the shock of their lives.
One more thing - footage of F-35, F-22 & B2-Spirit being knocked outta the sky by these Russian badass systems would be very priceless.
Firstly, convert 660,00 ft to km and tell me what it gives you. Secondly tell me when and how Russian SAM shot down American B-2 Spirit bomber? Don't quote me until you answer those questions bro
ValerianSteel: Let's not argue on the similiarities or differences between THAAD and S-500.Be reminded that only the United States has space based early warning systems against ballistic missile launches.Russia's dependence on GMD systems forestalls a quick preparedness for countering ballistic missile threats.I hear Russia is making efforts at getting space based early warning systems online in the next four years.
On the latest attacks in Syria,I await more information on it first.
You have summarized it all. It is similar to Thaad system but arguing with illiterates requires a lot of mental resources but the truth is that, none of them worth the stress. Based on my recent research, I have discovered that there is no Surface-to-air weapon that should be underrated. That made me to remember how Russian made SAM that was supplied to Serbia shot down one American Night hawk. I also remember how American SAM (Patriot) that was supplied to Isreal shot down one Russian Su-24 jet.
Secondly tell me when and how Russian SAM shot down American B-2 Spirit bomber?
This is the last time I would ever respond to you on this B2-Spirit iish because I've noticed you're such an incorrigible brainwashed Amerikan dolt.
You asked for a link or a video, I provided the two but you still aren't satisfied obviously because Colonel Zoltan Dani wasn't interviewed by either Christiane Amanpour or Anderson Cooper in that video.
Here am I posting the youtube link again and if it's not acceptable to you, then it's your fvcking problem but that won't ever change the fact that a B2-spirit was blown into shreds over the Yugoslavian sky in 1999.
During that NATO bombing campaign, the Amerikans were so cocky and felt that their fancy techs were so much advanced than the soviet's that they needn't worry about anything the Serbs could ever come up with, in terms of military gears.
Unknown to them, Colonel Zoltan Dani had modified his P-18 radar so it would operate beyond the usual wavelength - setting frequency to the lowest while hoping to get radar returns from personal metal objects in the F-117's cockpit - and It worked. Meanwhile, the radar was constantly being relocated and was kept, as a default - off. When the pilot opened the bomb bay doors, it changed the F-117's radar signature enough to fire short-range S-125SAM with proximity fuses at them, and so 2 missiles were fired, - travelling at mach 3 - and Boom! 1 hit the F-117 and the other hit a B2-spirit which was pulling up in the rear of the F-117. The pilot of the F-117 (Colonel Dale Zelko) ejected and the plane fell near the village of Budjanovci in Serbia while the B2-Spirit crashed in Bosnia - 15km from the Serbian border - killing all the crew. And they covertly transferred the wreckage to the German NATO base in the middle of the night - using airforce transport planes.
Thereafter, the Serbian trope - “Sorry, we didn't know it was invisible, so we just shot it down” became so popular that even the locals were printing it on T-shirts.
Watch this video and ask yourself, after the war in 2002, Y was NATO's military delegation in Serbia, sharing questionnaires and asking s.tupid questions, not only about the F-117, but also about the B2-Spirit? Y?
During the war, the Serbs would re-wire (rig) microwave ovens so they would work open, then set them up at the end of a very long extension cords. Then the Amerikan a.ssholes (USAF) would think it was a radar and then shoot a multi-million dollar missile to destroy a $50 microwave oven
And when NATO discovered they couldn't outwit the Serbian/Yugoslav Army, they resorted to cowardly acts (Amerika's Forte ) by targeting & bombing civilian infrastructures, maternity hospitals, kindergartens, schools, grocery markets, chinese embassy and even a tobacco processing factory which Phillip Morris later bought for next to nothing after the war.
The Amerikans failed to understand that stealth technology doesn't make planes invisible (i.e to radar, infrared or any other part of the spectrum), it only reduces the reflections to those frequencies. And this is Y - The Russians, our Nairaland comrades & I are very confident & optimistic that the day Amerika & NATO engage Russia in war - relying on their overrated F-22 & F-35 flying coffins, brethren, there's no measure to how fast and how hard Mother Russia will take this fight to Amerika's doorstep - Goodnight!
This is the last time I would ever respond to you on this B2-Spirit iish because I've noticed you're such an incorrigible brainwashed Amerikan dolt.
You asked for a link or a video, I provided the two but you still aren't satisfied obviously because Colonel Zoltan Dani wasn't interviewed by either Christiane Amanpour or Anderson Cooper in that video.
Here am I posting the youtube link again and if it's not acceptable to you, then it's your fvcking problem but that won't ever change the fact that a B2-spirit was blown into shreds over the Yugoslavian sky in 1999.
During that NATO bombing campaign, the Amerikans were so cocky and felt that their fancy techs were so much advanced than the soviet's that they needn't worry about anything the Serbs could ever come up with, in terms of military gears.
Unknown to them, Colonel Zoltan Dani had modified his P-18 radar so it would operate beyond the usual wavelength - setting frequency to the lowest while hoping to get radar returns from personal metal objects in the F-117's cockpit - and It worked. Meanwhile, the radar was constantly being relocated and was kept, as a default - off. When the pilot opened the bomb bay doors, it changed the F-117's radar signature enough to fire short-range S-125SAM with proximity fuses at them, and so 2 missiles were fired, - travelling at mach 3 - and Boom! 1 hit the F-117 and the other hit a B2-spirit which was pulling up in the rear of the F-117. The pilot of the F-117 (Colonel Dale Zelko) ejected and the plane fell near the village of Budjanovci in Serbia while the B2-Spirit crashed in Bosnia - 15km from the Serbian border - killing all the crew. And they covertly transferred the wreckage to the German NATO base in the middle of the night - using airforce transport planes.
Thereafter, the Serbian trope - “Sorry, we didn't know it was invisible, so we just shot it down” became so popular that even the locals were printing it on T-shirts.
Watch this video and ask yourself, after the war in 2002, Y was NATO's military delegation in Serbia, sharing questionnaires and asking s.tupid questions, not only about the F-117, but also about the B2-Spirit? Y?
During the war, the Serbs would re-wire (rig) microwave ovens so they would work open, then set them up at the end of a very long extension cords. Then the Amerikan a.ssholes (USAF) would think it was a radar and then shoot a multi-million dollar missile to destroy a $50 microwave oven
And when NATO discovered they couldn't outwit the Serbian/Yugoslav Army, they resorted to cowardly acts (Amerika's Forte ) by targeting & bombing civilian infrastructures, maternity hospitals, kindergartens, schools, grocery markets, chinese embassy and even a tobacco processing factory which Phillip Morris later bought for next to nothing after the war.
The Amerikans failed to understand that stealth technology doesn't make planes invisible (i.e to radar, infrared or any other part of the spectrum), it only reduces the reflections to those frequencies. And this is Y - The Russians, our Nairaland comrades & I are very confident & optimistic that the day Amerika & NATO engage Russia in war - relying on their overrated F-22 & F-35 flying coffins, brethren, there's no measure to how fast and how hard Mother Russia will take this fight to Amerika's doorstep - Goodnight!
This is the last time I would ever respond to you on this B2-Spirit iish because I've noticed you're such an incorrigible brainwashed Amerikan dolt.
You asked for a link or a video, I provided the two but you still aren't satisfied obviously because Colonel Zoltan Dani wasn't interviewed by either Christiane Amanpour or Anderson Cooper in that video.
Here am I posting the youtube link again and if it's not acceptable to you, then it's your fvcking problem but that won't ever change the fact that a B2-spirit was blown into shreds over the Yugoslavian sky in 1999.
During that NATO bombing campaign, the Amerikans were so cocky and felt that their fancy techs were so much advanced than the soviet's that they needn't worry about anything the Serbs could ever come up with, in terms of military gears.
Unknown to them, Colonel Zoltan Dani had modified his P-18 radar so it would operate beyond the usual wavelength - setting frequency to the lowest while hoping to get radar returns from personal metal objects in the F-117's cockpit - and It worked. Meanwhile, the radar was constantly being relocated and was kept, as a default - off. When the pilot opened the bomb bay doors, it changed the F-117's radar signature enough to fire short-range S-125SAM with proximity fuses at them, and so 2 missiles were fired, - travelling at mach 3 - and Boom! 1 hit the F-117 and the other hit a B2-spirit which was pulling up in the rear of the F-117. The pilot of the F-117 (Colonel Dale Zelko) ejected and the plane fell near the village of Budjanovci in Serbia while the B2-Spirit crashed in Bosnia - 15km from the Serbian border - killing all the crew. And they covertly transferred the wreckage to the German NATO base in the middle of the night - using airforce transport planes.
Thereafter, the Serbian trope - “Sorry, we didn't know it was invisible, so we just shot it down” became so popular that even the locals were printing it on T-shirts.
Watch this video and ask yourself, after the war in 2002, Y was NATO's military delegation in Serbia, sharing questionnaires and asking s.tupid questions, not only about the F-117, but also about the B2-Spirit? Y?
During the war, the Serbs would re-wire (rig) microwave ovens so they would work open, then set them up at the end of a very long extension cords. Then the Amerikan a.ssholes (USAF) would think it was a radar and then shoot a multi-million dollar missile to destroy a $50 microwave oven
And when NATO discovered they couldn't outwit the Serbian/Yugoslav Army, they resorted to cowardly acts (Amerika's Forte ) by targeting & bombing civilian infrastructures, maternity hospitals, kindergartens, schools, grocery markets, chinese embassy and even a tobacco processing factory which Phillip Morris later bought for next to nothing after the war.
The Amerikans failed to understand that stealth technology doesn't make planes invisible (i.e to radar, infrared or any other part of the spectrum), it only reduces the reflections to those frequencies. And this is Y - The Russians, our Nairaland comrades & I are very confident & optimistic that the day Amerika & NATO engage Russia in war - relying on their overrated F-22 & F-35 flying coffins, brethren, there's no measure to how fast and how hard Mother Russia will take this fight to Amerika's doorstep - Goodnight!
Clap, clap, clap! Really Nairaland needs a clap emoticon
On that night could not Zoharariel - The mighty king sleep, and he commanded to bring the book of records of the chronicles; and they were read before the king while listening to Eric Benet's Love Don't Love Me.
And it was found written, that the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals - Appleyard, Nairaminted, Scully95, Capip120, Poseidon000, Fineguy11, Shymm3x, 1Tkester, Bonechamberlain, Seunny4lif, Romme2u, Jnhmaxxwell, Stalwert, Panafrican, NaijaTalkTown & Januzaj - have been very loyal to Vladimirovich Putin - The son of Spirodonovich, in his war against the kingdom of darkness spearheaded by Amerika.
And the king said, What honour and dignity have been done to these loyal Generals for their unflinching loyalty? Then said the king's servants that ministered unto him, There is nothing done for them.
And the king said, Who is in the court? Now Mazeltov was come into the outward court of the king's house, to speak unto the king to hang each member of the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals on the gallows which he had prepared for them because he hated them for they always speak the truth.
And the king's servants said unto Zoharariel, Behold, Mazeltov standeth in the court. And the king said, Let him come in.
So Mazeltov came in. And the king said unto him, What shall be done unto the men whom the king delighteth to honour? Now Mazeltov thought in his heart, To whom would the king delight to do honour more than to himself and his friends ValerianSteel, Vedaxcool, Obagadaffi, Lucasbalo & his wife Missy89?
And Mazeltov answered Zoharariel - The king, For the man whom the king delighteth to honour,
Let the Russian royal apparels be brought which the king useth to wear, and the Bmws that the king rideth, and the 48karat-gold crown which is set upon his head:
And let these apparels and Bmws be delivered to the hand of one of the king's most noble princes, that he may array & decorate the men whom the king delighteth to honour, and bring them in a convoy of Bmw through the street of the city, and proclaim before them, Thus shall it be done to the men whom the king delighteth to honour.
Then Zoharariel - The king said to Mazeltov, Make haste, and take the Russian apparels and the Bmws, as thou hast said, and do even so to the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals, for their loyalty to Vladimirovich Putin, and let nothing fail of all that thou hast spoken.
Then took Mazeltov, the apparels and the Bmws, and arrayed each member of the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals, and brought them in the convoy of Bmws through the street of the city, and proclaimed before them, Thus shall it be done unto the men whom the king delighteth to honour.
Thereafter, Mazeltov hasted to his house, mourning, and having his head covered with keffiyeh - a Saudi-Arabian headgear.
And Mazeltov told Missy89 his wife and all his friends every thing that had befallen him. Then said his wise men and Missy89 his wife unto him, If you go against the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals anointed by the cosmic order, before whom thou hast begun to fall, thou shalt not prevail against them, but shalt surely fall before them in the same manner Amerika fell in Vietnam & Somalia.
And while they were yet talking with him, came the king's chamberlains, and hasted to bring Mazeltov unto the banquet prepared by Zoharariel's new mistresses - Mizmycoli, Houseofglam7, Sinaj & Itannooluwa.
Zoharariel: On that night could not Zoharariel - The mighty king sleep, and he commanded to bring the book of records of the chronicles; and they were read before the king while listening to Eric Benet's Love Don't Love Me.
And it was found written, that the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals - Appleyard, Nairaminted, Scully95, Capip120, Poseidon000, Fineguy11, Shymm3x, 1Tkester, Bonechamberlain, Seunny4lif, Romme2u, Jnhmaxxwell, Stalwert, Panafrican, NaijaTalkTown & Januzaj - have been very loyal to Vladimirovich Putin - The son of Spirodonovich, in his war against the kingdom of darkness spearheaded by Amerika.
And the king said, What honour and dignity have been done to these loyal Generals for their unflinching loyalty? Then said the king's servants that ministered unto him, There is nothing done for them.
And the king said, Who is in the court? Now Mazeltov was come into the outward court of the king's house, to speak unto the king to hang each member of the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals on the gallows which he had prepared for them because he hated them for they always speak the truth.
And the king's servants said unto Zoharariel, Behold, Mazeltov standeth in the court. And the king said, Let him come in.
So Mazeltov came in. And the king said unto him, What shall be done unto the men whom the king delighteth to honour? Now Mazeltov thought in his heart, To whom would the king delight to do honour more than to himself and his friends ValerianSteel, Vedaxcool, Obagadaffi, Lucasbalo & his wife Missy89?
And Mazeltov answered Zoharariel - The king, For the man whom the king delighteth to honour,
Let the Russian royal apparels be brought which the king useth to wear, and the Bmws that the king rideth, and the 48karat-gold crown which is set upon his head:
And let these apparels and Bmws be delivered to the hand of one of the king's most noble princes, that he may array & decorate the men whom the king delighteth to honour, and bring them in a convoy of Bmw through the street of the city, and proclaim before them, Thus shall it be done to the men whom the king delighteth to honour.
Then Zoharariel - The king said to Mazeltov, Make haste, and take the Russian apparels and the Bmws, as thou hast said, and do even so to the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals, for their loyalty to Vladimirovich Putin, and let nothing fail of all that thou hast spoken.
Then took Mazeltov, the apparels and the Bmws, and arrayed each member of the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals, and brought them in the convoy of Bmws through the street of the city, and proclaimed before them, Thus shall it be done unto the men whom the king delighteth to honour.
Thereafter, Mazeltov hasted to his house, mourning, and having his head covered with keffiyeh - a Saudi-Arabian headgear.
And Mazeltov told Missy89 his wife and all his friends every thing that had befallen him. Then said his wise men and Missy89 his wife unto him, If you go against the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals anointed by the cosmic order, before whom thou hast begun to fall, thou shalt not prevail against them, but shalt surely fall before them in the same manner Amerika fell in Vietnam & Somalia.
And while they were yet talking with him, came the king's chamberlains, and hasted to bring Mazeltov unto the banquet prepared by Zoharariel's new mistresses - Mizmycoli, Houseofglam7, Sinaj & Itannooluwa.
Like seriously! The way he waxes lyrically it's more than enough boost and inspiration to charge these Generals -Appleyard, Scully95, Underground, Capip120, Poseidon000, Fineguy11, Shymm3x, 1Tkester, Bonechamberlain, Seunny4lif, Lumiere91, hungryboy, Romme2u, Jnhmaxxwell, Stalwert, Panafrican,Barram NaijaTalkTown & Januzaj to war!
Like seriously! The way he waxes lyrically it's more than enough boost and inspiration to charge these Generals -Appleyard, Scully95, Underground, Capip120, Poseidon000, Fineguy11, Shymm3x, 1Tkester, Bonechamberlain, Seunny4lif, Lumiere91, hungryboy, Romme2u, Jnhmaxxwell, Stalwert, Panafrican,Barram NaijaTalkTown & Januzaj to war!
This is the last time I would ever respond to you on this B2-Spirit iish because I've noticed you're such an incorrigible brainwashed Amerikan dolt.
You asked for a link or a video, I provided the two but you still aren't satisfied obviously because Colonel Zoltan Dani wasn't interviewed by either Christiane Amanpour or Anderson Cooper in that video.
Here am I posting the youtube link again and if it's not acceptable to you, then it's your fvcking problem but that won't ever change the fact that a B2-spirit was blown into shreds over the Yugoslavian sky in 1999.
During that NATO bombing campaign, the Amerikans were so cocky and felt that their fancy techs were so much advanced than the soviet's that they needn't worry about anything the Serbs could ever come up with, in terms of military gears.
Unknown to them, Colonel Zoltan Dani had modified his P-18 radar so it would operate beyond the usual wavelength - setting frequency to the lowest while hoping to get radar returns from personal metal objects in the F-117's cockpit - and It worked. Meanwhile, the radar was constantly being relocated and was kept, as a default - off. When the pilot opened the bomb bay doors, it changed the F-117's radar signature enough to fire short-range S-125SAM with proximity fuses at them, and so 2 missiles were fired, - travelling at mach 3 - and Boom! 1 hit the F-117 and the other hit a B2-spirit which was pulling up in the rear of the F-117. The pilot of the F-117 (Colonel Dale Zelko) ejected and the plane fell near the village of Budjanovci in Serbia while the B2-Spirit crashed in Bosnia - 15km from the Serbian border - killing all the crew. And they covertly transferred the wreckage to the German NATO base in the middle of the night - using airforce transport planes.
Thereafter, the Serbian trope - “Sorry, we didn't know it was invisible, so we just shot it down” became so popular that even the locals were printing it on T-shirts.
Watch this video and ask yourself, after the war in 2002, Y was NATO's military delegation in Serbia, sharing questionnaires and asking s.tupid questions, not only about the F-117, but also about the B2-Spirit? Y?
During the war, the Serbs would re-wire (rig) microwave ovens so they would work open, then set them up at the end of a very long extension cords. Then the Amerikan a.ssholes (USAF) would think it was a radar and then shoot a multi-million dollar missile to destroy a $50 microwave oven
And when NATO discovered they couldn't outwit the Serbian/Yugoslav Army, they resorted to cowardly acts (Amerika's Forte ) by targeting & bombing civilian infrastructures, maternity hospitals, kindergartens, schools, grocery markets, chinese embassy and even a tobacco processing factory which Phillip Morris later bought for next to nothing after the war.
The Amerikans failed to understand that stealth technology doesn't make planes invisible (i.e to radar, infrared or any other part of the spectrum), it only reduces the reflections to those frequencies. And this is Y - The Russians, our Nairaland comrades & I are very confident & optimistic that the day Amerika & NATO engage Russia in war -relying on their overrated F-22 & F-35 flying coffins brethren, there's no measure to how fast and how hard Mother Russia will take this fight to Amerika's doorstep - Goodnight!
Baba, why you want wound me with laugh na! You gat everybody in the tannis hall thinking that I've gone nut
Mehn! Dis is too much for me to handle..hehehehe!
Sincerely speaking. I think its requisite to hold a funeral service for all their pilot, whenever they want embark on the misadventurous journey of testing russian whim. [/size]
Like seriously! The way he waxes lyrically it's more than enough boost and inspiration to charge these Generals -App.leyard, Sc.ully95, Un.derground, Capip1.20, Po.seidon000, Fin.eguy11, Shymm.3x, 1.Tkester, Bon.echamberlain, Seunn.y4lif, Lumier.e91, hung.ryboy, Ro.mme2u, Jnhmaxx.well, Stalw.ert, Pa.nafrican,Bar.ram Naija.TalkTown & Januz.aj to war!
[size=13pt] I tell you my guy. The jiga dey ginger my precocity
Reporting for duty Sir The Mod ban me But now am back I'm happy Sir
Zoharariel: On that night could not Zoharariel - The mighty king sleep, and he commanded to bring the book of records of the chronicles; and they were read before the king while listening to Eric Benet's Love Don't Love Me.
And it was found written, that the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals - Appleyard, Nairaminted, Scully95, Capip120, Poseidon000, Fineguy11, Shymm3x, 1Tkester, Bonechamberlain, Seunny4lif, Romme2u, Jnhmaxxwell, Stalwert, Panafrican, NaijaTalkTown & Januzaj - have been very loyal to Vladimirovich Putin - The son of Spirodonovich, in his war against the kingdom of darkness spearheaded by Amerika.
And the king said, What honour and dignity have been done to these loyal Generals for their unflinching loyalty? Then said the king's servants that ministered unto him, There is nothing done for them.
And the king said, Who is in the court? Now Mazeltov was come into the outward court of the king's house, to speak unto the king to hang each member of the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals on the gallows which he had prepared for them because he hated them for they always speak the truth.
And the king's servants said unto Zoharariel, Behold, Mazeltov standeth in the court. And the king said, Let him come in.
So Mazeltov came in. And the king said unto him, What shall be done unto the men whom the king delighteth to honour? Now Mazeltov thought in his heart, To whom would the king delight to do honour more than to himself and his friends ValerianSteel, Vedaxcool, Obagadaffi, Lucasbalo & his wife Missy89?
And Mazeltov answered Zoharariel - The king, For the man whom the king delighteth to honour,
Let the Russian royal apparels be brought which the king useth to wear, and the Bmws that the king rideth, and the 48karat-gold crown which is set upon his head:
And let these apparels and Bmws be delivered to the hand of one of the king's most noble princes, that he may array & decorate the men whom the king delighteth to honour, and bring them in a convoy of Bmw through the street of the city, and proclaim before them, Thus shall it be done to the men whom the king delighteth to honour.
Then Zoharariel - The king said to Mazeltov, Make haste, and take the Russian apparels and the Bmws, as thou hast said, and do even so to the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals, for their loyalty to Vladimirovich Putin, and let nothing fail of all that thou hast spoken.
Then took Mazeltov, the apparels and the Bmws, and arrayed each member of the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals, and brought them in the convoy of Bmws through the street of the city, and proclaimed before them, Thus shall it be done unto the men whom the king delighteth to honour.
Thereafter, Mazeltov hasted to his house, mourning, and having his head covered with keffiyeh - a Saudi-Arabian headgear.
And Mazeltov told Missy89 his wife and all his friends every thing that had befallen him. Then said his wise men and Missy89 his wife unto him, If you go against the Nairaland's league of Russian 5star Generals anointed by the cosmic order, before whom thou hast begun to fall, thou shalt not prevail against them, but shalt surely fall before them in the same manner Amerika fell in Vietnam & Somalia.
And while they were yet talking with him, came the king's chamberlains, and hasted to bring Mazeltov unto the banquet prepared by Zoharariel's new mistresses - Mizmycoli, Houseofglam7, Sinaj & Itannooluwa.
