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It's Mediapace again,how is you
This relate to stuff don turn slang on Nairaland.

Happy weeknd to you,how your night?

Seun @Lalasticlala & dominique where your eyes dey now?
Make i kuku drop mine sef




Writer : Mediapace

1.You were born and instead of seeing yourself in U.S.A. You met youself in Nigeria

2.To cut the story short,you finished primary school and you forced your parents to change your school to N.m.s.

3.You started secondary school,everytime the teachers asked question you're always raising

4. You start buying toy guns with every money you saw thinking that was how Obasanjo started

5.After Your Next lecture in J.s.s.1 one maths teacher gave you two pages assignment,you were like :

6.Another monday morning clocked while you slept 2am

7.You had the aim of becoming police but you saw one collecting bribe and you switched to Soldier

8.You start saluting people up and down so as for them to know you a future soldier

9.You stop wearing pencil trousers cos you were told soldiers don't wear it

10.You were in J.s.s.3 first term and you were told the differences between a soldier and an officer,you stop calling yourself soldier

11.After your J.s.c.e. Exams and your result came out and you don't even know if to cry or laugh

12.At last You were in S.s.1 and you are like science art or commercial

13. You choosed a department and you are now a senior,all you could think of was to start toasting

Here in gbagada... The street is military

14.You were not prepared for a physics test and the man forgot,one silly captain wan remind him

15.Jamb wahala was done and you scored 290 thinking N.D.A. Is all about Jamb

16.You wrote N.D.A. Post U.. And you scored 70

17. Admission list came out and you were not shortlisted

Mediapace:
It's Mediapace again,how is you
This relate to stuff don turn slang on Nairaland,OMOTAYOR123 even dropped her own this evening on Romance though without pics.

Make i kuku drop mine sef

NOTE: Don't comment until i finish,give me like 30mins pals [

1.You were born and insteat of seeing yourself in U.S.A. You met youself in Nigeria

Me just decide to drop a thread ni jare. I don't follow the crowd.
BTW, that's my first thread on NL this Year. Save Aminat birthday thread.
I think you should change the topic name.

18.Next two consecutive years,your score was higher and you weren't shortlisted

19.Your mother was like ::

20.Your father pet you to go for B.s.c. In O.a.u. First and later go back for short service in N.D.A.

21.You finished B.s.c. In O.A.U. ANd you discovered your coursed had been terminated

22.You don't even bloody care since you already had your B.s.c.

U were posted to zambiza and u were like im a teacher not a soldier abeegi

23.You started searching for vacancy with the course you studied in O.A.U. ,from one interview to the other

24.At last your course had been reinstated in N.D.A.

25.Your father was like,let's try N.D.A. For the last time

Jara. You head back to your home,all eyes on you.
Officer don come

Mehn.....!!!!!!! Speechless.