Precious91:
Where's that Village Goat sefCan't he see that the whole village is waiting for himDoes he want us to strip him of his town crying job niOya lanf here sharp sharp now before elder Sunnepa,Fraiser,Oyehomie,Smartins1 and village women like Suogal,Candicejay,honeybash etal sit on your case.Slimfitdiva,I sight you.Good morning house.

Morning bro.....Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ ya wife ƒօɾ camp?

olisestephen212:
This is what I found out about this issue of no stream 2. I made some calls to the numbers listed on NYSC official site(state offices). so back to my findings. (1) The first person I called on hearing prospective corp member hung up.(2) The second person said stick with the date on the message NYSC sent you,because there have not received any circular yet relating to any change of date.(3) The third person a lady, before I even finished my statement she said there is no stream 2 but we have is batch B and those from borno yobe Adamawa will be, I didn't even allow her complete the statement before I hung up.(4) The fourth person said we have still not received any circular on that and if there is any changes it will be out on all media outlet.(5) The last person actually missed my call but called back and said I don't leave by rumors but with facts only and not until we get any circular from the headquarters I can't say anything. What I deduced from this is that only 13th and 21st would give us the right answer which will seek,but for me am positive that 21st it is but I don't know about you. for any further info you can call the numbers on NYSC official site( state offices only,as there are the only ones picking up).

Baba me ... Shey the lines na toll free , abi I will be charged from the 3k I paid online .... *ROFTL*

Oyehomie:

U re inviting me out of d village be dat o....i go kuku follow u...oya let's go...slimfitdiva..can we go togeda pls

just peep come back real quick.

Oyehomie:

U re inviting me out of d village be dat o....i go kuku follow u...oya let's go...slimfitdiva..can we go togeda pls

♍ƺ sef go follow join....ℓ̊ no carry last

Oyehomie:

U re inviting me out of d village be dat o....i go kuku follow u...oya let's go...slimfitdiva..can we go togeda pls

♍ƺ sef go follow join....ℓ̊ no go carry last

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SMartins1:
Elder GROOOVE, you see why people (especially women) keep saying men are polygamous in nature.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Nooooo oo, chief sunnepa17 is a very honest person....you know love can make a man insane

Fraiser:
naso baba.. My nyt was Marvluvlicious... Hw urs too?

mine was colourful with my lovely lvlink in it.


That word"Marvluvlicious" looks,hmmm. Somebody as that as her moniker!

Oyehomie:

U re inviting me out of d village be dat o....i go kuku follow u...oya let's go...slimfitdiva..can we go togeda pls


Ahhhh...dat nomba 3 no make am atallllllll

Aiit ba wahala. Oga wait mk I go buckle ma sandal.

GROOOVE:

just peep come back real quick.

O boi...ur babe make am....ur muiltipede babe .
5.) Novarae.lol
Dat nuba 3 na error joor

Slimfitdiva:

Aiit ba wahala. Oga wait mk I go buckle ma sandal.

Alryt nah

Precious91:
Where's that Village Goat sefCan't he see that the whole village is waiting for himDoes he want us to strip him of his town crying job niOya lanf here sharp sharp now before elder Sunnepa,Fraiser,Oyehomie,Smartins1 and village women like Suogal,Candicejay,honeybash etal sit on your case.Slimfitdiva,I sight you.Good morning house.

U ar mouthed boo. Good morn. Hope say na d 2 eyes u tk sleep. Abi u open 1 down nii?

Good morning dear. How art thou

suogal:
Good morning Candicejay, barongmj,handbagss and all my pretty sisters in this village

Sunnepa17:




♍ƺ sef go follow join....ℓ̊ no go carry last

Lol...i trust u...u multipede babe nah numba 5 Novarae

Oyehomie:
Alryt nah

Done... Oya nah....let's go dier.

GROOOVE:

Nooooo oo, chief sunnepa17 is a very honest person....you know love can make a man insane

tot as much,because I was beginning to doubt my self. I mean Elder sunnepa17 is a family friend and I know him to well. A very romantic man.

Oyehomie:
O boi...ur babe make am....ur muiltipede babe...lol Dat nuba 3 na error joor

Lol, no b my babe o...ha! error ke? she fine pass all the rest for that list

Slimfitdiva:

Done... Oya nah....let's go dier.

Lol....no worry again jawe...d tn na lie joor

GROOOVE:

Lol, no b my babe o...ha! error ke? she fine pass all the rest for that list

Waaat?? Lol....yesooo....wen person no blind

village goat action neva gree happen? we still dey wait o

Oyehomie:
How is page #200 gonna be guys? Lol...
Cc
Sunnepa17
Fraiser
Candicejay
Ighravweig
Teemakagu
Ray4000
Lollydope
Slimfitdiva
Iamdynamite
Aieboocaar
Smartins1
Goodgirl247
Jubrealguy
Grooove
Honeybash
Genius43
Suogal
Guymandspecies
Yekaamor
Etal?
Me gonna b featured o

Those when go first comment on page #200
Make dem b Mr/Miss stream2.
Na dem go just hold d title thruout.
abi how u see am?

Sunnepa17:
Now that such a sweet person like
you has read this message, I won’t
need to put sugar in my coffee. Good
morning villagers.

Brotherly, I was told you went picking flowers for your soda crush very early this morning! my romantic fam.
I'm sure she get you a very special night

IghravweIG:

Those when go first comment on page #200
Make dem b Mr/Miss stream2.
Na dem go just hold d title thruout.
abi how u see am?

if na like dat oyehomie go win nw, d guy fone dey buzz wen land for new page open

Dat guy no sabi beauty jarey....our village babes no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dere especialy my loveablechi nd Evabae

GROOOVE:

Nooooo oo, chief sunnepa17 is a very honest person....you know love can make a man insane

#gbayi pa.....ife siere

GROOOVE:

if na like dat oyehomie go win nw, d guy fone dey buzz wen land for new page open

Lol. if he win, nor b bad thing na.

09050446875

GROOOVE:

if na like dat oyehomie go win nw, d guy fone dey buzz wen land for new page open

Lol......no be by like dat nah...lol

Oyehomie:

Lmao @ i still love myself.....how do u mean? Jst wakin up is not lovn ones self?

It's just dat i come from a home where you can't be in bed by 7am not even on weekends. My mum will roast you

IghravweIG:

Those when go first comment on page #200
Make dem b Mr/Miss stream2.
Na dem go just hold d title thruout.
abi how u see am?

That's not a bad idea o....

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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt- ABRAHAM LINCOLN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
i believe God knows what he was doing when he put oil under our ground, it should be a means to an end- OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Chicken wey run away from borno go ibadan go still end up inside the pot

2) If madman don beat your mama before, if she see mechanic she go run
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1) JOHNNY- I have facebook, nairaland, twitter, google plus, yahoo, tumblr, msn, skype, 2go and G-talk
FRIEND- dude, do you have a life?
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2) A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them ''After your weddings, text me your 1st night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way

after a week, The 1st daughter sent ''NESCAFE'' In an sms to her mum, while a week later, the second daughter sent ''BENSON'', their mum as a soji woman picked up a tin of NESCAFE and read from the label ''Fastastic till the last Drop'', she also went to her husband's pack of BENSON cigarettes and found written on it ''Extra long, King size'' . She thought aloud ''Not too bad for them at their age''

a few days later, her 3rd daughter's text message come in ''ARIK: LAGOS - KANO'' , So mama calls arik air information desk to inquire about their KANO To LAGOS flight, she was told it is 3 times daily, 7 days a week and flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro.

Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps, faints, dies, wakes up, jumping up and down and shouting ''Yeeeeeeeee... Eleyi ma pa mi lomo o - This one will kill my daughter ooo''


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