₦airaland Forum

Aieboocaar:
villageGOAT abeg wch brand of weed u dey take ma help u arrange am. shey na kwale or oshogbo abi na jamaican

Hmmm.
dis one when u sabi the types finish so

GROOOVE:
ehn just go ahead I enjoy football gists too

I know i sed no movie for you but i think there's gonna be a long interesting match for you to view. Grab ur biggest bowl of popcorn, CandiceJay Vs Maccabi

daudae1:
NYSC BOARD of Directors Meeting Holding on wednessday..i doubt those ppl that say dey collected their callup letter from school.

The board meeting is as regards our CULs and may21th (final preparation) . I hope and pray so.

#Positiveminds
#May21th

Fraiser:
naso baba may 21st almost here already... States choosing are kaduna, abuja, enugu nd lagos... Btw gudmorni bawz

fraiser only abuja is d difference.... kaduna, lagos, yobe nd enugu r myn

CandiceJay:
Ehm, Fraiser, Jamesdman, nd other peace seekers, come nd see d people dat do not want peace to reign. Betting on disputes. Maybe i should start d match with you gan

Eyah , that service is unavailable .. U can't play against a FAN , na !!!

Oyehomie:
Ahahaaa...u no say i noo deceive u nah

loool ,,,,,this villagegoat no well at all................

daudae1:
NYSC BOARD of Directors Meeting Holding on wednessday..i doubt those ppl that say dey collected their callup letter from school.

broda hope all is well?.. cos dis ur gist get as e dey do me for bodi woo

Oyehomie:
Lol...for ya mind abi....na aieboocaar i dey arrange am for joor

lafing in ma dialect

Slimfitdiva:
Guy,,sorry 2 disappoint ur throat. I no dey use my meat play oooo. I fit giv u pomo sha

my favourite! I love pomo no matter the type, size, shape and colour
abeg just pass me d pomo on lowkey jare!

GROOOVE:
Villagegoat abeg add YEKAAMOR for countdown
ladies you have a new sister in yekaamor cc lyndalyn55 marvluv northkendal evabae faustychris23 teemakagu ukjerry suogal hardiodun barongmj slimfitdiva candicejay ladycomfort goodgirl247 tiwaladeboo dadizgurl lvlink

ok bro,,, you no get wahala,,, i go add am sharp sharp

I greet the Village. Elders and their wives, sons and dotas of the land. I hail thee.

*drops Kolanuts, palmwine and a roasted goat meats*

Errrm.. Make una use this one step down, main course dey come.

Once again I salute the village

CandiceJay:
But meeting for wat again, my heartbeat rate just increased

Lol....my lovely sista calm down...d date can't b shift ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ ear

SMartins1:
Lwkmd...Elder sunnepa17 abeg ooo,easy does it for me!

Lol....BETA

Aieboocaar:
villageGOAT abeg wch brand of weed u dey take ma help u arrange am. shey na kwale or oshogbo abi na jamaican

na only chinko weed i dey take, this kind of weed can make you enter heaven to greet baba God and come back, it makes you higher than the most high

CandiceJay:
I know i sed no movie for you but i think there's gonna be a long interesting match for you to view. Grab ur biggest bowl of popcorn, CandiceJay Vs Maccabi

grooove oya cum make we bet. i bet say CandiceJay go commot one of maccabi front teeth with slap

GROOOVE:
ha! maazi ebuka, and yet we saw u knocking on teemakagu house at 10pm, was it for bible study or wat?

LWKM

maccabi:
Fine .. There was an on going match between two clubs


*Uk jerry fc Vs kestare Fc *


And we guys here me and sunnepa max bet on it that something good will come out for we guys...


Yet ur club .. Mess up !! Fans dey vex ...

Real mess...wetin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pain b say ℓ̊ didn't stake wise

IghravweIG:
Hmmm.
dis one when u sabi the types finish so

lol...agric na my best subject back den for sec school so i no types of weed

Sunnepa17:
Heeyahh, nice one bro...oya cum kolect solar powerbank

na xo baba, but with faith and prayer, i had to buy candle and plug my charger, na xo my battery come full sharp sharp... We thank the lord

daudae1:
50/50..HMmmmm may GOD help us..BOD meetint on WeDnesday.

what r u saying cos lastweek u said wit or witout d budget 21st is sure nd nw u sayin 50/50 u doubt dos wit cul ARE U NOT SURE TOO

Slimfitdiva:
Sorry dearie, na last u go carry b dt

Lol....mo ti gba kamu

GROOOVE:
oboyyyy u sef see am....that lips no be here oh

lol

IghravweIG:
Mazi Villagegoat.
Abeg see me later.
I dey owe u bottle beer jare.
Weti b ur brand?

mehn my brand of beer na one wine wey i dey buy for france, na 500,000 naira dem dey sell am, but since economy dey very hard, i no want make you waste your money, just buy one pure water sachet for me... I go manage am

Oyehomie:
Villagegoat, twale o...u av done well bro

thanks bro... Hw far u na?

Oyehomie, u bet. U finally pulled me out of ghost mode.

Oyehomie:
Please guys is Pritycrystal from here too.......?

omo memh, GC girls no go kill us,make una see berryice picture! chai!!!. I try close my eyes, e gree close!

How are you doing perryice? your SOD?

GROOOVE:
Apologies people of this city, we are very sorry on the countdown coming late....we just found maazi VILLAGEGOAT at a brothel, drunk beyond recognition. ..please exercise patience as the countdown will be ready soon.

Oga no be me you see for brothel ooo, i am a senior pastor in our church, i was just praying for one sister nkiruka onuegbu pascalina, i don forget say time don reach, the program never finish sef, let me go and continue the good work of the lord.... Alleluia

Aieboocaar:
my favourite! I love pomo no matter the type, size, shape and colour
abeg just pass me d pomo on lowkey jare!

Lolz. Dis ur definition abi nah description dem call am, of pomo dey fear me oo. Oya I don mail am to u

Sunnepa17:
Real mess...wetin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pain b say ℓ̊ didn't stake wise

Sir sunnepa... I had to throw in the towel. Send me ur slip number make I refund ur cash.

Nor vex say I nor fii continue

SMartins1:
omo memh, GC girls no go kill us,make una see berryice picture! chia . I try close my eyes, e gree close!

How are you doing perryice? your SOD?

mehn berryice carry everything oo, just as flavour nbania said ''The beauty of a woman is in her back side'', mehn i don dey use style style dey believe flavour.... But thank God say my babe lyndalyn55 get pass am... So i no dey bother too much

Oyehomie:
For where...wey e be like say na prison i dey....!!!....i no fit wakka for road self cos..nearly evryone dey expect make i dey camp right now.....for church na d tn con worse pass...i don talk so tey ma lips don dey Peel

LWKMD ... No be only u ooooo , I no dey talk again self becoz them they feel say na another version of lie ... So I just dey show them msg Nysc sent coz I save am as draft already on cell