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I love him

hungryboy:
which root?

Him be tree?

Abeg help me ask am

He fu*k toto, he go take am sing
He buy moto, he go take am sing
He rent flat, he go take am sing

Gravity na mad man, I swear

Destined2win:
.Timaya used to be very proud, he became humble after Nicole gravity 'finished' him in his popular song

Kennitrust:
When God bless u, no man can course.

CURSE*

sixtuschimere:
More than halfway into his performance, at Legend’s Real Deal Experience in Port Harcourt on Sunday the 8th of May 2016,Timaya, on his knees, rhapsodized about and prayed for his Port Harcourt fans, thanking them for helping him throughout his career and making him what he is today.



                                                                                     

In his words, he promised, “to never stop doing music”.

This came after a thrilling evening that saw Port Harcourt residents go home with refrigerators, generators and other branded gifts in the raffle draw that was held at the Joseph Yobo Mini Stadium, Port Harcourt.



                                                                                  Timaya hugs fan

The Real Deal Experience which also featured a full-sized rotating bar, incredible onstage stunts and musical performances is set to make stops at other key cities in Nigeria in the forthcoming weeks.


Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/timaya-shocks-ph-fans-prays-and-thanks.html

Rubbish

This stupıd pretender


BASTÂRD MILITANT BOY TIMAYA
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED...

Kennitrust:
When God bless u, no man can course.

.


Course?









It's spelt CURSE Sir and not course ....

Kennitrust:
When God bless u, no man can course.

.


Course?









It's spelt CURSE Sir and not course ....

All these guys carrying long bear-bear like ISIS and DAESH?
What a grotesque look

Michellla:
good one.
not those fake celebrities that'll never appreciate their fans

Exactly!

jazinogold:


I WAS THERE...HE DASHED SOME PEOPLE MONEY, HE DASHED SOME PEOPLE HIS GOLD CHAIN, SOME GOT HIS WRIST WATCH....SOME BABES GOT HIS PHONE NUMBER



GUESS WHAT I GOT























































I GOT HIS BVN NUMBER

ok use it wisely mtchwwwwwhhh agbaya

AdemolaA2:
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Course?









It's spelt CURSE Sir and not course ....

thanks. It not my fault. I didn't go to school. Thank you dear!

Seriously, I understand how and when he began from Port to Owerri before his music hit radio stations in Lagos.

He's just giving honour to those whom honour is due.

wow!

FANTASTICALLY FUNNY!!

McBrooklyn:
I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. . . Please read!

"Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.

The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?

Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?

The man: which bank are you using?

Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?

The Man: Which bank are you using?

Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.

The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.

The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.

Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.

The Man. What of GTB

Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.

The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?

Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.

The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.

Me: Which bank are you working with?

The Man: CBN

Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.

The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.

Me: What's your name sir?

The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?

Me. The one your father gave me.

The man: My father?

Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.

Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.

Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.


Pls. Share this urgently with your family & friends.


Beware Of BVN Scammer!!!

#Copied

Timaya:
1. PRESS

2.PLANTAIN BOY

3.WAYO PEOPLE

4.GOD I BEG

5 .KAI KAI LOVE


ALL These tracks they make me focus for hustle... Timaya is talented and his talent so raw. But him sabi lie sha.

THE GUY JUST WON MY ADMIRATION.NOTALL NIGERIAN MUSICIANS ARE THIS APPRECIATIVE,I REMEMBER THE ARROGANCE OF D'BANJ WHEN HE VISITED ILORIN AND WAS JUST SHOUTING AT EVERYBODY ANYHOW.TIMAYA GOD BLESS YOU

The guyvis really humble.once jammed him at Mr bigg's,agidigbin,ikeja one day.he queued up on a long queue to buy his farmhouse beans while his guys we're sitting down I needed to ask him to sit down while I took his order.(I was working in UAC then).when I was blabout going to my house in alagbole,he sighted me from his Jeep when he was buying fuel at the Mobil station there in mr Bigg's he called me back and gave me 2 pieces of #1000 note.but the guy sabi eat o.could u imagine he finished the farm house together with hot dog and crowned it with one litre of five alive..

floragregs:
When you are high on something, u will want to do anything to assure yourself that you are still alive

Very funny......

he hugged a lady, okay.

Timaya doo

Kennitrust:
thanks. It not my fault. I didn't go to school. Thank you dear!

.
You are welcome Sir !!!

floragregs:
When you are high on something, u will want to do anything to assure yourself that you are still alive

haha cray!

floragregs:
When you are high on something, u will want to do anything to assure yourself that you are still alive

I like your Guy Fawkes meme dispay picture.

I just like D's TIMAYA.

HIS MUSIC SOOTHES AND MOTIVATES ME

congratss ..dose are really my type

floragregs:
When you are high on something, u will want to do anything to assure yourself that you are still alive

Speaking from experience abi

McBrooklyn:
I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. . . Please read!

"Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.

The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?

Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?

The man: which bank are you using?

Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?

The Man: Which bank are you using?

Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.

The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.

The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.

Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.

The Man. What of GTB

Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.

The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?

Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.

The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.

Me: Which bank are you working with?

The Man: CBN

Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.

The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.

Me: What's your name sir?

The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?

Me. The one your father gave me.

The man: My father?

Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.

Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.

Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.


Pls. Share this urgently with your family & friends.


Beware Of BVN Scammer!!!

#Copied

I also receive d same message from the same number,but I dint bother 2 call back,because I already knw he was scammer..

floragregs:
When you are high on something, u will want to do anything to assure yourself that you are still alive

Lmao

This shows he's emotional.


Neteller here: .com.ng

sinaj:
Awwww daz xo sweet of him knowing his root

Root indeed....he must be a Tree...lol

McBrooklyn:
I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. . . Please read!

"Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.

The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?

Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?

The man: which bank are you using?

Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?

The Man: Which bank are you using?

Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.

The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.

The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.

Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.

The Man. What of GTB

Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.

The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?

Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.

The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.

Me: Which bank are you working with?

The Man: CBN

Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.

The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.

Me: What's your name sir?

The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?

Me. The one your father gave me.

The man: My father?

Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.

Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.

Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.


Pls. Share this urgently with your family & friends.


Beware Of BVN Scammer!!!

#Copied

Lol

Recieved this kind of messages countless time, guess he had a enough credit to waste...