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VillageGOAT:
COUNTDOWN FOR THE RUMOUR MONGERS IN STREAM II GOING WITH BATCH B


CAMP OPENING- 180 days to go - Starting on the 27th of november 2016

POP- Starting and ending on the 27th of october 2020


Cc
Rumour mongers

lol....no mind them jare.............

VillageGOAT:
President Oyehomie's baby mamas

No!!! my padi won't do that
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oyehomz1...

Northkendal:
Morning sweethearts, trust u all slept well? Tumao is d dayyyy..'shaking my sexy ass'

hello my sugar it is my privilege to welcome you to my inner chamber so that I can weigh your "sexy ass" well, hope your night was good

Slimfitdiva:
Same here..I dey feel am but na okitaiji feel am pass as me and abishaddy send am mk him go sleep boys quarters..

my dear more than hell fire but it will quench today

Slimfitdiva:
Dnt worry ur bonga fish head...DT fire will be put out today.....as we wil be packing out of ur house.... You can den av all d ladies in d village*an advice, no pass ur boundary wit d engaged ones ooo* as for myself.....proposal don plenty...... I go do screening b4 interview go follow join kom chus d one who my gele go fit....

calm down bae if you pack out what will bcom of me? I'm nothing without u on my side

Ray4000 and his babe suogal

Primusinterpares:
make una help me ask am why he dey book space?... Maybe e don dey used to the habit of booking space. Or maybe na one of those ftc guys...#no offense.

niccur hope u nat referrin to mi oh.. ah swear!!i no wan los ma...
just dah small plot of land ah no evn sure ee reach plot sef u don dey miss yan alwedi?!

maccabi:
Oh okay ... When the time is set , have u filed up all the divorce docs already !!!

Trust me.....I don yarn dem already...today na today

Fraiser:
jubreel u na my guy na, why u com dey mention okitaiji for my babe matter again... Take ur tym o... Morni bawx, hw ur nyt?

wic matter did you get for my wife head or u want to steal from her? morning padi

VillageGOAT:
Picture of fraiser and his 4 wives - marvluv, honeybash, candicejay and slimfitdiva

you be villagegoat true true.Good morning boss

lollydope:
No!!! my padi won't do that
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oyehomz1...

lolz... As a presido wey him be na, girls will be dying for him, so anything can happen

VillageGOAT:
IghravweIG and his wife barongmj

hehehe.Falls from mat

Slimfitdiva:
Oh dear, dis ur honey creamy sugar coated mouth dey mk fear grip me so..that's how I fell 4 okitaiji the endowed and renowned player. Are you sure the claimed 6packs you've got ain't push up bra you putting on 2 deceive me so?...but not 2 worry....today is the elders meeting which we see 2 it that abishaddy and myself divorce okitaiji...... Hope you will be at the square 2 cheer me and my lawyer sunypa on...till then keep your so called sugar daddy with a difference skin plus your thick pomo thing in one piece oooo....cuz fraiser will need interrogate you for me....
Have a wonderful day..

Lol...Top of d morning 2u sis nd Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ya nite.
Am just among d village elders, Oyehomie is our lawyer

Precious91:
you be villagegoat true true.Good morning boss

hehehhe.... Morning to you too... Hope say you don buy the champagne for Tomorrow poppin ... No time to say no time

Fraiser:
nawa for u o... Na okitaiji my sure padi u dey call small boi? If hin catch u ano dey dia o...

abeg no gist him until what happens in 1990 repeat itself first

olisestephen212:
@Slimfitdiva My dear don't worry about the divorce proceedings at the village Square today because you just got another legal luminary added to your legal team, and victory is what I promise you.I forgot to tell you that i am also a barrister,a bussiness tycoon and also a philantropist so dont worry any how okitaiji wants it i will give it to him except he is related to dangote or danjuma . Sunypa can be the lead counsel in this case but trust me my experience in the legal field will fast track the judgment in your favour. As for my six packs do you know how many slim fit tea I took just to unite with my slimfitdiva. Before I forget how many litres of fuel do you want for today alone.

Awwwww.....that's so good 2 know......okitaiji no go escape this one......as dem elder talk say one day 4 the their nd anoda day 4 d owner........I gat solid six packs men behind me....but abt d fuel.....no worry as NEPA don land us light dis morn after 2weeks of failure..... Iwo lenu tie ojere

SMartins1:
baba! Twas good ooo. Yet another day,another countdown... it's been God all the way.

Ɣξαђ Ɣξαђ ...morning olowo ori lvlink

VillageGOAT:
Ray4000 and his babe suogal

wich of ez babez

VillageGOAT:
Ray4000 and his babe suogal

wich of ez babez

Fraiser:
lol... Dat means oyo is his case already because hin no go ever pass my interrogation...

After u, na still u.....I trust ur judgement..... Ride on my elder.....agba a da le ooo

VillageGOAT:
lolz... As a presido wey him be na, girls will be dying for him, so anything can happen

En Olw..... He won't dare do this to his wife...lol..but wait o, where did you see all these memes nah

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
1 DAY TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
9 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR OTUOCHA fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
It is important to make sure that we are talking with each other in a way that heals, not in a way that wounds - BARACK OBAMA.



MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
I belong to everybody and i belong to nobody- MUHAMMADU BUHARI
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) we cannot build an economy where corruption is the working capital- MUHAMMADU BUHARI

2) Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance too much - NAIJA PROVERBS
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[b] SHORT JOKES
1) The following conversation ensued between Johnny and Emeka
EMEKA- Why do you always hold your wife's hand when you visit shopping malls?
JOHNNY- Because if i leave her hand, she will go for shopping. It looks romantic but actually it is economic.

2) Johnny pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted
2 Minutes later his pastor message came in:
PASTOR- How are you?
JOHNNY- I am fine my daddy
PASTOR- May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the thunder of blessing strike you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God slash you with the axe of life
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God stab you with the knife of riches
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the world trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- Are you there?
JOHNNY- Yes, my daddy
PASTOR- You should be saying amen to claim the blessings
JOHNNY- ok, may the over speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members.
May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in jesus name
PASTOR- (no reply)
JOHNNY- You should be saying amen to claim these prayers
PASTOR- May thunder fire you! Idiot...
.[/b]

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VillageGoat you too much oooo. yes o CUL printing is by the corner

Northkendal:
Morning sweethearts, trust u all slept well? Tumao is d dayyyy..'shaking my sexy ass'

Lol...yeah, morning sis, and Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ ya nite also...ɖɨs ur ass nah Mario ooo

Please how do I print my call up letter using uc browser on my bb? who will explain to me.

okitaiji:
good morning famz hope you all slept well, may the beauty of today never elude any of us we shall all print our CUL with joy tmao...

marvluv I sight u dear have a nice day ahead, kumee baby u are my wife already no one shall come btw us,..

my one and only goddess slimfitdiva yes our night was splendid because despite bruhaha u still cover me with ur utmost blanket tnk you darling

abishaddy my heaven on earth, you are my sweetening and romantic voice to my ear yesternight in order to resolve all the happening in our family.u I love you my dear

my love lvlink were art thou.. I have not been seeing you lately I miss you like die... I would like to find my refuge in your house today because my home is on fire with slimfitdiva and abishaddy in the house.

all my goons here fraiser, giftiebrown, sunnepa17, precious91, eaglevision, IG, oyehomie, ray4000, villageGoat, that guy that want to compete my slimfitdiva with me, we shall see... and all the beautiful and handsome bae and guys here don't allow govt insensitive to our plight deprive you of your joy...LOVE YOU ALL.

candicejay baby I will reply u specifically soon, enjoy your day ahead

Lol....morning padi mi

lollydope:
No!!! my padi won't do that
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oyehomz1...

why u look like my baby slimfitdiva like that, shey na you be her twinie were she the tell me about? abeg try come my home make I see whether I can mistake you to my slimfitdiva

VillageGOAT:
Picture of fraiser and his 4 wives - marvluv, honeybash, candicejay and slimfitdiva

lol.... VillageGoat u don turn me to fela anikulapo finish o... Nice one baba, its only takes a man wisdom to keep four women happy in one home as dia husband... I luv all my baes ... Lol...

okitaiji:
good morning famz hope you all slept well, may the beauty of today never elude any of us we shall all print our CUL with joy tmao...

marvluv I sight u dear have a nice day ahead, kumee baby u are my wife already no one shall come btw us,..

my one and only goddess slimfitdiva yes our night was splendid because despite bruhaha u still cover me with ur utmost blanket tnk you darling

abishaddy my heaven on earth, you are my sweetening and romantic voice to my ear yesternight in order to resolve all the happening in our family.u I love you my dear

my love lvlink were art thou.. I have not been seeing you lately I miss you like die... I would like to find my refuge in your house today because my home is on fire with slimfitdiva and abishaddy in the house.

all my goons here fraiser, giftiebrown, sunnepa17, precious91, eaglevision, IG, oyehomie, ray4000, villageGoat, that guy that want to compete my slimfitdiva with me, we shall see... and all the beautiful and handsome bae and guys here don't allow govt insensitive to our plight deprive you of your joy...LOVE YOU ALL.

candicejay baby I will reply u specifically soon, enjoy your day ahead

good morning boss

I must commend Village Goat. You've tried to unify the room more than the information minister in d other room ever did without acting like you know everything. Meanwhile my dashboard still says i'll be notified when to print CUL. Can it still be tomorrow.

tabithababy:
Please how do I print my call up letter using uc browser on my bb? who will explain to me.

Don't worry, relax gal, they will attend to you shortly. I don't use uc browser. I only use Opera and Firefox

tabithababy:
Please how do I print my call up letter using uc browser on my bb? who will explain to me.

you better go to the cafe tomorrow. I fit give you money sha