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12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op): 9:07am On May 13, 2016

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
2. "Dey come, dey come, Just dey come ,
E Remain small":::


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Nigerianism for " keep reversing "

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
3. " Cut your hand small"




Nigerianism for " turn the steering wheel a little"

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
4. " Cut if Full"::



Nigerianism for " turning the steering wheel all the way"

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
5. "Oya match brake":::




Nigerianism for "Hit the brakes"

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
6. Oya Straighten your Taya :::


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Nigerianism for " Stop turning the steering wheel"
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
7. Return your hand::




Nigerianism for " turn the steering wheel to its original position "

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
8. Watch your side :::




Nigerianism for "use your side mirror "

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
10." Oya, go, go, go.. Put your head"::::


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Nigerianism for "go in front of that car''

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
11."Blow your horn"::





Nigerianism for " use your car horn"

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
12. "Press your Turtle"::





Nigerianism for "press your throttle"

Cc: lalasticlala

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by prahcetomi(m): 9:16am On May 13, 2016
*spreads mat*
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mediapace:
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mediapace:
14.Driving Teacher : Don't you know how to mount brake again

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mediapace:
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by iykekelvins(m): 9:21am On May 13, 2016
[color=#099999]I don land[/color]
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mediapace:
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 9:59am On May 13, 2016
Good one my swthrt
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op): 10:09am On May 13, 2016
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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Greatidonis: 10:31am On May 13, 2016
Nice one. NAIJA TOO MUCH
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by nigerianescorts: 10:38am On May 13, 2016
lol
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody:
Smellymouth:
1. Reverse Back::




Nigerianism for "Reverse"
tautology! Naija I hail. Nice one boss

Betweencheesy

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 2:12pm On May 13, 2016
17) No let am shadow you o




Nigerianism for "don't let him/her overtake you"
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehing(m): 2:23pm On May 13, 2016
"Oya lala, gbe sun mo"
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 9:29pm On May 13, 2016
I am here! grin
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 3:56am On May 14, 2016
baba werey cheesy
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op): 8:08am On May 14, 2016
HateU2:
baba werey cheesy
Omo jati jati grin
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by AyamConfidence(m): 11:05pm On May 14, 2016
falls into thread from paw paw tree
I dey cum
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth(op):
grin

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by mastercee(m): 9:16pm On May 15, 2016
Lolz... Very funny
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 9:46am On May 16, 2016
Smellymouth:
12. "Press your Turtle"::




Nigerianism for "press your throttle"
It's "tettle" they call this one sef. grin
What of "fire down"? grin
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