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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 5:30pm On May 16, 2016

iAmCharis:
It's "tettle" they call this one sef.

What of "fire down"?

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by mecussey(m): 5:43pm On May 16, 2016

front page material...abeg watin be fire the car na?

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mykelpato(m): 1:35am On May 31, 2016

smelly mouth sef

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by eightsin(m): 6:10am On May 31, 2016

lolxxxx
nice one
where is lala sef?

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Spenx(f): 3:32pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:
2. "Dey come, dey come, Just dey come ,
E Remain small":::

Nigerianism for " keep reversing "

Cc: lalasticlala

Smello omo aye cheesy

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Spenx(f): 3:41pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:
7. Return your hand::

Nigerianism for " turn the steering wheel to its original position "

Smello you go kee person for hia ooooo grin

Your reply to exporter yesterday touched me....U really devoted

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Spenx(f): 3:45pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:

Omo jati jati

Buroda radarada grin

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 3:49pm On Jun 24, 2016

Spenx:

Smello you go kee person for hia ooooo

Your reply to exporter yesterday touched me....U really devoted

Only one person calls me -" smello omo aye "

And he is with team Rifiner

My real Gee!!

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Spenx(f): 3:52pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:
Only one person calls me -" smello omo aye " ;DAnd he is with team Rifiner :DMy real Gee!!

Ori e wanbe cheesy

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 3:58pm On Jun 24, 2016

Spenx:
Ori e wanbe

Nuff respect baba..

E just pain me say you nor gree support mimzzy, but Rifiner is also a good friend of mine..

Please give her all the support she needs.

She deserves it

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 4:00pm On Jun 24, 2016

Lalasticlala, I don beg you tire.. You just nor wan look this my post

Wetin? grin

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by adewumiopeyemi(m): 7:17pm On Jun 24, 2016

this is an old thread who put this in front page...... angry

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Bespiel: 7:17pm On Jun 24, 2016

Hmmmm

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by shyling(f): 7:22pm On Jun 24, 2016

Mimzy is it

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by izzou(m): 7:22pm On Jun 24, 2016

Since May ke

Whats nairaland turning into?? ?

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by DonSion(m): 7:27pm On Jun 24, 2016

iAmCharis:
It's "tettle" they call this one sef.

What of "fire down"?

Passenger be like: Drop de...Owa owa.....Ka opuo hia...Osheee...

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jun 24, 2016

lol,i hear that alot

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:
3. " Cut your hand small"

Nigerianism for " turn the steering wheel a little"

I almost died laughing.
Pepe was the best meme for this post

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mzsolmi(f): 7:40pm On Jun 24, 2016

lmaoo...

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Taiyescott(m): 7:40pm On Jun 24, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
this is an old thread who put this in front page......

Help Me Ask The Moderators Oo.. Dairis God Oo, Evrybody Working 2 B On FP And U Put A Old Thread... Smh..

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Bebetter: 7:40pm On Jun 24, 2016

This is too funny!

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by peeparty(m): 7:41pm On Jun 24, 2016

LWTMB

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by pretty16(f): 7:41pm On Jun 24, 2016

. Naija no dey carry last

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by abeeceebee: 7:51pm On Jun 24, 2016

op do you mean to say in Eastern part of Nigeria? Because the last time I checked this did not happen in the South-West. Do ur homework well before publicising.

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jun 24, 2016

Put am for gear. grin

Raise am small - perhaps when servicing the pump and trying to jump start.

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jun 24, 2016

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by ndigbo: 7:57pm On Jun 24, 2016

@ OP, you nailed it ! wink

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Emmanueledu(m): 8:01pm On Jun 24, 2016

This thread is so hilarious!sooo true...

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by mummyson26(m): 8:03pm On Jun 24, 2016

Smellymouth:
2. "Dey come, dey come, Just dey come ,
E Remain small":::

Nigerianism for " keep reversing "

Cc: lalasticlala

If u hear gbos Make u stop

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by SmellingVagina: 8:04pm On Jun 24, 2016

Na beetles wey me take parole those days

Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by adecares(f): 8:04pm On Jun 24, 2016

I remember wen I was still learning, any single mistake made by me, na so dem go talk say 'se u no see the "L" wey she put for front' then I couldn't wait to graduate from being a learner cos days when u can fully boast of being a driver.

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