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SafetyFirst:
Boy, you fuсked up big time.

You should have stayed back and fuсked the life out of her.

Seriously tho, why do most guys always give this kinda reply as their first thoughts?

@ op u messed up at first.a woman won't entrust Ur her ATM pin if she dosen't have eyes on u..at least the nite she told u 2 stay, u should @ least cuddle her all try the nite.BT deed already done, I suggest u brace up and track her at home,don't go as her staff BT as instead as some1 she once had feelings 4.am sure u will knw Ur way around as a guy....

SafetyFirst:
Boy, you fuсked up big time.

You should have stayed back and fuсked the life out of her.

I CONCUR BRO.. one of our female lecturer tried the same with me and I stayed back and bleeped her annoyingly like i will never Bleep again in my entire life.. I never regretted it.. she is angry with that guy because of just the LACK OF SEX.. that guy deprived her of sex.. AFTER ALCOHOL, WHAT ELSE?

Story very fantastic, I like the lines. You got querry for not doing your night duty diligently only to resume late again, the lady boss made a loss investing in you, that's between you and her.

Secondly, the memo and subsequent suspension becomes necessary to serve as a deterent against future lateness irrespective of the deal between the two of you and a standing rule for any other staff that may come late in the future.

Lastly, business and pleasure don't mix. Bon voyage on your suspension.

If you had clubbed with your friends or girlfriend at late hours, would you have resumed work late? So because ur Boss took you clubbing, u saw it as an opportunity to resume work late.

No be your fault. You didn't struggle to get the job and by merit. Them dash u job and you think you can misbehave.

If your super story is true, then you should be suspended as a warning. You came late to work. Buckle up and double your hustle... No time for Yoruba Yoruba.

donholy28:
Fake!!! but well composed!!,how can ur boss who had too much drinks at night and probably has a hangover wake up,get to office and compose a mail b4 u could wake up?

Hahaha thought I was the only one thinking the same thing.. .. when she no be AI.

Ha, ha... women can be dangerous.

I remember years back in school, a girl who was friends and neighbor with an older school colleagues girlfriend decided to show me a peculiar kind of wickedness.

My friend and his girlfriend always made the key to their room available for me when not in town and I often stayed there just to change space.

This one night her friend whom I'm very friendly with knocked on the door that she wanted to come in and pen a letter since that room had a table and chair or is it fan... something ridiculous.

Toh, I let her in oh, she sat for upwards 40 minutes writing while I continued with my creative task. It did occur to me that she may have wanted something but even at the peak of my needless playfulness, restraint was and is one thing I always pride myself with... or is it in. I fear to sh*t for shoosh.

Anyway, na so her sister come town to resume as a fresher at another institution weeks later, we met and we dated albeit briefly.

The slander this girl peddled against is something I still find scary til this day just because I overlooked her. In fact, I had to go see her at her then boyfriend's guest house - a rich niccur who was once the wiz kid of taxation in Nigeria - to beg her. She denied any complicity but her sister told me that she got into trouble for dating me and that she was planning on making her life (and mine) unbearable.

The worse thing was that she unfortunately was friends with my main chick's best friend. One day, I went to see my girl friend and all three plus another unknown were present. I was first shocked but later relaxed believing all was well only for me to take my leave and as I was stepping out she voiced: "Eh hen, when last did you see d**i?"...

The rest is best imagined!

SafetyFirst:
Boy, you fuсked up big time.

You should have stayed back and fuсked the life out of her.

. OP disappointed her big time. She said stay with me for the night and you ran away. Chai. Orikinla, for do the needful for such a lonely sexy woman. OP, Gerrarraeehere!

The query and the suspension was not for coming late to work but failing to complete your assignment on bed with her when you went to drop her. You better pray that another opportunity comes quick for you to do the needful otherwise am envisaging this might be the beginning of you losing favour with her which could eventually lead to either your demotion, stagnation or lost of job. Their is a say no hell can compare with the wrath of a woman.

hmmmm.....nothing is free in this world...i like the way you handled her madness...you are not as cheap as she thought...all men are not the same o

donholy28:
Fake!!! but well composed!!,how can ur boss who had too much drinks at night and probably has a hangover wake up,get to office and compose a mail b4 u could wake up?

Lmao!!!

I can smell a fairy tale from a mile away! The story composed like an American drama series but let me just play along, your boss was drunk the previous night with you, got home late at 2am and still managed to get to the office well before you and compose an email before 8am? You deserve to be suspended!

Liars would not inherit God's kingdom.

The two of you went out,from your story it's not as if you drank but she even drank more than you.And she still got to the office before you.You deserve the query.I used to club with my boss,we go home by 6:00 am and I actually get home to enter the bathroom straight to report to the office at 7:00am-

Supastory

You are the cause, she wanted you that night but you disappointed her. Thats all Though you acted wisely

donholy28:
Fake!!! but well composed!!,how can ur boss who had too much drinks at night and probably has a hangover wake up,get to office and compose a mail b4 u could wake up?

It is very possible
Very very possible

Hmmm. I can't be tempted with such moves ooooo..... Only one person knows what I could have done that night with my miraculous boss

See your life? instead of u to do d needful last night, see what u have caused?

Well, u still have another opportunity ahead of u, if u like waste it again, labour market will be waiting for u.

Waiting concern me, I just they pass

4nobody4every1:
This got me laughing so hard, Una go kill person with laugh for nairaland but l think it is a dodgy and fake story

Yes it is fake. All na ploy to get views. Lots of fake stories on nairaland just to increase membership.

Nice one.. Any part two?

@op, ur boss too like to dey whisper

You shld av dance to ha tune dat night

Only suspension? You should be sacked. She gave you a job, promotion, faaji and all you needed to do was fu*k. FU*K! Only that. You come dey talk say dem drink. She wasn't drunk, she was pretending so you would be free to FU*K. Instead of fu*k, you fu*cked up. Guy, either go and repair your damaged reputation or start looking for another job.

donholy28:
Fake!!! but well composed!!,how can ur boss who had too much drinks at night and probably has a hangover wake up,get to office and compose a mail b4 u could wake up?

It's possible bro, things like this do happen, even if op made it up i must confess that i enjoyed it. There are few men of integrity like op, Thank God i don't belong to that 5%

EbolaParasite:
Yes it is fake. All na ploy to get views. Lots of fake stories on nairaland just to increase membership.

Sometimes, super stories r more real than real life stories!

If u percieve a lil , things people experience in this life that u haven't ever dreamt of, ur mind wud be more receptive to strange tales



Op, Nice guys always eat the back of d pot! Live very frustrated lives

Check my signature.....

Btw, I think u should grow some balls wen u r out of the office with her.... U r too timid, too intimidated, too shallow , too grateful!
Man up!

LaRoyalHighness:
Nice one.. Any part two?

If I was to tell u a real life tale that is even more incredible, u wud be too numb to ask for part 3

Things happen in this life

she dat was drunk still came to d office before u

If this story is real... then you my friend are in a mess

Your boss clearly has a case of multiple personality disorder. In other words.. she get skoi skoi for ha head

She obviously has a crush on you... and when u rebuffed her, she decided to punish you

You have to go see her in private, let her know you like her and want you guys to have a solid relationship thats why you didn't do stuff that night. Go with a hidden camera to record her confession. If she doesn't admit anything then go start dusting ypur CV

frisky2good:
Instead of fu*k, you fu*cked up.

u no go kill person