₦airaland Forum

1. When you come late and try to enter church while they are praying. Better wait there.

2. When the usher tries to separate you from your squad. Don’t biko.

I go use my leg kick his manhood comot for road....

3. When the usher tells you and your guys to “move forward”. Why though?

4. When they make you sit behind the woman with the tallest gele. Jisos!

5. When they tap you to stand up during prayers. I’m ok like this.

6. When you’re using your bible app and they tell you to put your phone away.

6. When you’re using your bible app and they tell you to put your phone away

7. When you don’t have offering and the usher is still standing beside you. Just go na!

That number 4 ehn. Some women's gele are like satellite dish. you have to start craning your neck to see the pulpit. Very annoying ish .

Thank God for churches with projectors

8. How the ushers looks at you when you haven’t been to church all year then appear for Christmas Carol: No vex.

9. When you start dozing off and the usher taps you.

10. When you’re texting in church and an usher walks by.

11. When you save a seat for your friend and the usher asks “is anyone there?”

12. When you’re talking to your guy and the usher hears you.

13. You, when the usher still hasn’t given you offering envelope.

14. The usher’s face, when you ask for N100 change for your offering.

adeaks:
That number 4 ehn. Some women's gele are like satellite dish. you have to start craning your neck to see the pulpit. Very annoying ish .

Thank God for churches with projectors

satellite dish...lol...

Haha

Lol...very hilarious! Happy sunday all!

Lol... Kinda True

i see

adeaks:
That number 4 ehn. Some women's gele are like satellite dish. you have to start craning your neck to see the pulpit. Very annoying ish .

Thank God for churches with projectors

lol

The face u make when the usher approaches you and u sitting near your crush without 5naira

D guy for d first pic-sure resemble Ambode oo, d governor of Lagos state.

OP try small sha,,

seems this pix-text stuff is the in-thing on NL,,

and ah bet another mumu is planning his/hers

kontinuu, just make it interesting, unlike this po.o right here,,