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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:23pm On May 15, 2016

No 7 no fit happen for catholic church oh! grin

#proudcatholic.That saving seat own na true oh! I sabi do am well well. As for asking for 100naira change, wetin consign usher? Shey na my money abi they give me money for offering especially in these hard times! undecided

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Youngetskilz23(m): 9:24pm On May 15, 2016

suzan404:
10. When you’re texting in church and an usher
walks by.

mehn this is funny.. grin

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by hresso: 9:24pm On May 15, 2016

This kind of thread is taking over from the snake threads.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:24pm On May 15, 2016

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by stelaar(m): 9:25pm On May 15, 2016

Every time i try to seat at the back embarassed

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:25pm On May 15, 2016

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by lovelyjay: 9:25pm On May 15, 2016

very true and funny

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by lekankolade(m): 9:25pm On May 15, 2016

suzan404:
9. When you start dozing off and the usher taps
you.

Nigga be like "if I sound u ehn"

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by marshalcarter: 9:26pm On May 15, 2016

Does anybody realize that 2moro is monday huh

??

Nd ya here tellin me ush.....bia.....get me cane 1st

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Elhayjay(f): 9:26pm On May 15, 2016

Not funny like the one I have sawn before..yes sawn!!!

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:26pm On May 15, 2016

Mologi:
I go use my leg kick his manhood comot for road....

lol...pls vote for MIMZY as miss nairaland 2016

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by lifezone247(m): 9:27pm On May 15, 2016*

Make me sef book space. Just incase the usher will come my way.

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:28pm On May 15, 2016

lekankolade:
Nigga be like "if I sound u ehn"

lol..exactly...pls check my siggy

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:29pm On May 15, 2016

lekankolade:
Nigga be like "if I sound u ehn"

lol..exactly...pls check my siggy

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by siegfried99(m): 9:30pm On May 15, 2016

That 14 though grin

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:31pm On May 15, 2016

stelaar:
Every time i try to seat at the back

lol...some ushers can be annoying ehn...abeg make una check my signature

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:33pm On May 15, 2016

Youngetskilz23:
mehn this is funny..

lol..pls check my signature.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by VanBommel(m): 9:34pm On May 15, 2016

When the usher wants me to seat in front, I'm like "Omo, use your head oo" undecided

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Jaysey(f): 9:34pm On May 15, 2016

Flashh:
[color=#1970BC]This thing is really trending on Nairaland these days. Imma go create mine. [/color]

lol...the op took it from a page on facebook "zikoko"

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:35pm On May 15, 2016

suzan404:
lol...pls vote for MIMZY as miss nairaland 2016

Bae ure the best kiss

TRENDMIMZY cheesy

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Youngetskilz23(m): 9:35pm On May 15, 2016

suzan404:
lol..pls check my signature.

checked. but hw do i vote? no link to vote

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Flashh: 9:39pm On May 15, 2016

Jaysey:
lol...the op took it from a page on facebook "zikoko"

[color=#1970BC]Wow! Never knew.

Thanks![/color]

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:40pm On May 15, 2016

ishowdotgmail:
The face u make when the usher approaches you and u sitting near your crush without 5naira

na bad market be that oo
..Pls check my signature

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by ipreach: 9:41pm On May 15, 2016

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Emade(m): 9:43pm On May 15, 2016

op thanks for making me laff and on a second thought there is God oh

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nateben(m): 9:47pm On May 15, 2016

Hahahahahahahaha...

Imagine that no 4, that really happened to me today in church, just that I don't know you, I could have sworn you saw me in church today.....

Anyway

Still typing....................

Then again..

Peace I'm Out!!!!

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:52pm On May 15, 2016

mimzy:
Bae ure the best
TRENDMIMZY

I'm flattered...SAI MIMZY

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:54pm On May 15, 2016

Nateben:
Hahahahahahahaha...

Imagine that no 4, that really happened to me today in church, just that I don't know you, I could have sworn you saw me in church today.....

Anyway

Still typing....................

Then again..

Peace I'm Out!!!!

lol...don't go yet..check my signature pls

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:56pm On May 15, 2016

Jaysey:
lol...the op took it from a page on facebook "zikoko"

lol,you can spoil market for somebody ehn...just make sure u check my signature dear..

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 10:01pm On May 15, 2016

Youngetskilz23:
checked. but hw do i vote? no link to vote

The voting thread has not been opened. Once its open, I'll be sure to mention you so you can vote. But in the meantime please spread the love...SAI MIMZY!!!

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Billiondoe: 10:05pm On May 15, 2016

This article belongs to Zikoko.com
Give them credit, that's the least you could do

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Youngetskilz23(m): 10:07pm On May 15, 2016

suzan404:
The voting thread has not been opened. Once its open, I'll be sure to mention you so you can vote. But in the meantime please spread the love...SAI MIMZY!!!

ok no probs. waiting keenly. cheers

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