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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:23pm On May 15, 2016
No 7 no fit happen for catholic church oh! grin #proudcatholic.That saving seat own na true oh! I sabi do am well well. As for asking for 100naira change, wetin consign usher? Shey na my money abi they give me money for offering especially in these hard times! undecided

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Youngetskilz23(m): 9:24pm On May 15, 2016
suzan404:
10. When you’re texting in church and an usher
walks by.
mehn this is funny.. grin
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by hresso: 9:24pm On May 15, 2016
This kind of thread is taking over from the snake threads.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:24pm On May 15, 2016
grin
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by stelaar(m): 9:25pm On May 15, 2016
Every time i try to seat at the back embarassed angry

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:25pm On May 15, 2016
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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by lovelyjay: 9:25pm On May 15, 2016
very true and funny
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by lekankolade(m): 9:25pm On May 15, 2016
suzan404:
9. When you start dozing off and the usher taps
you.
Nigga be like "if I sound u ehn"

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by marshalcarter: 9:26pm On May 15, 2016
Does anybody realize that 2moro is monday??

Nd ya here tellin me ush.....bia.....get me cane 1st
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Elhayjay(f): 9:26pm On May 15, 2016
Not funny like the one I have sawn before..yes sawn!!!
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:26pm On May 15, 2016
Mologi:
I go use my leg kick his manhood comot for road....
lol...pls vote for MIMZY as miss nairaland 2016

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by lifezone247(m): 9:27pm On May 15, 2016
Make me sef book space. Just incase the usher will come my way.

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:28pm On May 15, 2016
lekankolade:
Nigga be like "if I sound u ehn"
lol..exactly...pls check my siggy
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:29pm On May 15, 2016
lekankolade:
Nigga be like "if I sound u ehn"
lol..exactly...pls check my siggy
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by siegfried99(m): 9:30pm On May 15, 2016
That 14 though grin
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:31pm On May 15, 2016
stelaar:
Every time i try to seat at the back embarassed angry
lol...some ushers can be annoying ehn...abeg make una check my signature
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:33pm On May 15, 2016
Youngetskilz23:
mehn this is funny.. grin
lol..pls check my signature.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by VanBommel(m): 9:34pm On May 15, 2016
When the usher wants me to seat in front, I'm like "Omo, use your head oo" undecided
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Jaysey(f): 9:34pm On May 15, 2016
Flashh:
This thing is really trending on Nairaland these days. Imma go create mine. grin
lol...the op took it from a page on facebook "zikoko"

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:35pm On May 15, 2016
suzan404:
lol...pls vote for MIMZY as miss nairaland 2016
Bae ure the best kiss

TRENDMIMZY cheesy
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Youngetskilz23(m): 9:35pm On May 15, 2016
suzan404:
lol..pls check my signature.
checked. but hw do i vote? no link to vote
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Flashh: 9:39pm On May 15, 2016
Jaysey:
lol...the op took it from a page on facebook "zikoko"
Wow! Never knew.

Thanks!
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:40pm On May 15, 2016
ishowdotgmail:
The face u make when the usher approaches you and u sitting near your crush without 5naira
na bad market be that oo
..Pls check my signature
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by ipreach: 9:41pm On May 15, 2016
[size=30pt]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha[/size]

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Emade(m): 9:43pm On May 15, 2016
op thanks for making me laff and on a second thought there is God oh
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nateben(m): 9:47pm On May 15, 2016
Hahahahahahahaha...




Imagine that no 4, that really happened to me today in church, just that I don't know you, I could have sworn you saw me in church today.....









Anyway













Still typing....................









Then again..







Peace I'm Out!!!!
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:52pm On May 15, 2016
mimzy:
Bae ure the best kiss
TRENDMIMZY cheesy
I'm flattered...SAI MIMZY
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:54pm On May 15, 2016
Nateben:
Hahahahahahahaha...




Imagine that no 4, that really happened to me today in church, just that I don't know you, I could have sworn you saw me in church today.....









Anyway













Still typing....................









Then again..







Peace I'm Out!!!!
lol...don't go yet..check my signature pls
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:56pm On May 15, 2016
Jaysey:
lol...the op took it from a page on facebook "zikoko"
lol,you can spoil market for somebody ehn...just make sure u check my signature dear..
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 10:01pm On May 15, 2016
Youngetskilz23:
checked. but hw do i vote? no link to vote
The voting thread has not been opened. Once its open, I'll be sure to mention you so you can vote. But in the meantime please spread the love...SAI MIMZY!!!
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Billiondoe: 10:05pm On May 15, 2016
This article belongs to Zikoko.com
Give them credit, that's the least you could do

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Youngetskilz23(m): 10:07pm On May 15, 2016
suzan404:
The voting thread has not been opened. Once its open, I'll be sure to mention you so you can vote. But in the meantime please spread the love...SAI MIMZY!!!
ok no probs. waiting keenly. cheers

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