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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 10:09pm On May 15, 2016
Youngetskilz23:
ok no probs. waiting keenly. cheers
thanks sweetie
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by OsoDupe(f): 10:10pm On May 15, 2016
grin grin grin

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Segadem(m): 10:10pm On May 15, 2016
When u want to drop #100 as offering and u mistakenly drop #1000

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Youngetskilz23(m): 10:15pm On May 15, 2016
suzan404:
thanks sweetie
welcome boo
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Charles4075(m): 10:17pm On May 15, 2016
That sleep own dey make me laugh sometimes ehhh. Some guys go just wear dark sun-glass come 6am mass, pose as if dem dey hear wetin pastor dey talk whereas dem don already reach their village for sleep.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Youngetskilz23(m): 10:17pm On May 15, 2016
OsoDupe:
grin grin grin
una no go kill me for nairaland. kikikikikik grin i don laff tayad
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 10:17pm On May 15, 2016
OsoDupe:
grin grin grin
buhahahaha...check my signature dearie and spread the love.
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 10:20pm On May 15, 2016
Charles4075:
That sleep own dey make me laugh sometimes ehhh. Some guys go just wear dark sun-glass come 6am mass, pose as if dem dey hear wetin pastor dey talk whereas dem don already reach their village for sleep.
lol..u wan kill pesin....make una use this opportunity to check my signature and spread the love dear
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by kenoz(m): 10:23pm On May 15, 2016
grin
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 10:25pm On May 15, 2016
Segadem:
When u want to drop #100 as offering and u mistakenly drop #1000
lol...na one chance be that ooo...pls check my signature and spread the love dear
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by HaneefahRN(f): 10:28pm On May 15, 2016
LMAO
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by macaranta(m): 10:30pm On May 15, 2016
Very funy and on point
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by nurez305(m): 10:43pm On May 15, 2016
Mologi:
I go use my leg kick his manhood comot for road....
shey oti ri I yawo nii
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by cbrass(m): 10:50pm On May 15, 2016
suzan404:
lol...pls vote for MIMZY as miss nairaland 2016

Why should i undecided
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 10:51pm On May 15, 2016
grin grin





Most churches I have visited have hostile ushers. Before I step in, I go bone... tight face like Buhari embarassed
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Damfostopper(m): 10:52pm On May 15, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Na dis ish d reign for nairaland now.... Tomorow anoda person will open 19 tins u can relate to
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 11:43pm On May 15, 2016
cbrass:


Why should i undecided
sweetie..I don't have much words to say to make u feel better but she deserves it,,pls vote for her..
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by yomz1e(m): 11:46pm On May 15, 2016
That face when the visiting pastor from last year comes to your church again and calls out single girls for marriage prayers

Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by SohMan(m): 12:01am On May 16, 2016
firstolalekan:
grin
See this one mouth like up NEPA, , please close it, before flies enta. . Agbaya
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by cbrass(m): 12:22am On May 16, 2016
suzan404:
sweetie..I don't have much words to say to make u feel better but she deserves it,,pls vote for her..

How does she deserve it angry
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by CoCoLav(f): 1:56am On May 16, 2016
OP why not credit your source?
This article belongs to Zikoko.com
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Vince77(m): 3:37am On May 16, 2016
Trina0936:
No 7 no fit happen for catholic church oh! grin #proudcatholic.That saving seat own na true oh! I sabi do am well well. As for asking for 100naira change, wetin consign usher? Shey na my money abi they give me money for offering especially in these hard times! undecided
Catholic too n i can hardly relate with anything the Op posted. Our own ushers no get anybody time.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by gradeA(m): 5:46am On May 16, 2016
Suzan404 nice one.

very funny indeed, and I feel you use appropriate captions for your memes making it more hilarious.

I like how you write the headings.
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 7:25am On May 16, 2016
cbrass:


How does she deserve it angry
because she's humble,intelligent,unique...so many things to say about her
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 7:26am On May 16, 2016
gradeA:
Suzan404 nice one.

very funny indeed, and I feel you use appropriate captions for your memes making it more hilarious.

I like how you write the headings.
thank you sir...pls check my signature sir
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 7:28am On May 16, 2016
CoCoLav:
OP why not credit your source?
This article belongs to Zikoko.com
I'm sorry dearie,I wanted to do it yesterday,but I forgot because I was doing something very important...I'll do that next time...so dear pls check my signature...
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by darealsola(m): 7:43am On May 16, 2016
Ptoocool:
OP try small sha,,

seems this pix-text stuff is the in-thing on NL,,

and ah bet another mumu is planning his/hers

kontinuu, just make it interesting, unlike this po.o right here,,
see this oponu

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by cbrass(m): 9:14am On May 16, 2016
suzan404:
because she's humble,intelligent,unique...so many things to say about her

Does she have a boyfriend lipsrsealed
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:31am On May 16, 2016
cbrass:

Does she have a boyfriend lipsrsealed
hmm..why do you wanna know??
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by cbrass(m): 9:35am On May 16, 2016
suzan404:
hmm..why do you wanna know??

Just curious that's all, besides I think I like her wink
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:40am On May 16, 2016
cbrass:


Just curious that's all, besides I think I like her wink
really??then all you can do to express your love is to vote for her.
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Richardfred(m): 9:44am On May 16, 2016
Brilliant observation.

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