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Copied-APC EXAMINATION QUESTIONS
First End of Session Exam.
Government 101 Time: 3 Hours
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt
9. If x is chanji and y is lies./propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
Good luck! Ur time starts now

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We never see anything self, tnk God its not GEJ. SouthWest oya now over to u. Una don give us change

Answers

1. All probabilities equal 1

2. Take constant to be 1 with 1 being immediate.

3. Budget padding is when huge sums of money are criminally appropriated to non existent budget overheads and when existent budget overheads are criminally and murderously over inflated.

4. i. Subsidy removal is a crime against humanity-Appeal to the masses on cost of living.
ii. We shall bring back the Chibok Girls-appeal to the masses on terrorism and insecurity.
iii. We shall create (how many thousand jobs again sef?) for Nigerians.-Appeal to the masses on house hold income.

5. Zero in real terms. Millions in imaginary terms.

6. Perhaps India, Saudi Arabia, South Africa. But I could be wrong. Disgrace is normal with all humans.

7. There is no probability that he is either. It could be that values oil more than the people in th middlebelt and northern fringes of eastern Nigeria.

8. Masquerade dressing: when you try to generate/create jobs and revenue from the dressing of masqerades which have tourism potentials. Buhahahahaha...

Importation of Grass: Importing hybrid grasses and fodder to feed cows owned mainly by the fulanis.

Fantastically Corrupt: No mind Cameron. Na mumu dey do am. Bloody racists!.

9. 2 chanji + 5 lies/propaganda? Haba me I no know o.

10. No gravitational force.

Thank you.

Question No 3. Budget Padding.

Question No 10 Fantastic Corruption
Gravitational Centre of Corruption has shifted to the Aso Rock.

TOBIeee68:
Copied-APC EXAMINATION QUESTIONS
First End of Session Exam.
Government 101 Time: 3 Hours
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt
9. If x is chanji and y is lies./propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
Good luck! Ur time starts now

This Exam is too Hard, God Go Punish APC, Them Don Make Me Fail Exam for the First Time in my Life…...
Bastard APC.

Examination what!!