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Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 3:54pm On May 18, 2016
1. When a fresher asks you where “Ofolawbasement” is.

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 3:58pm On May 18, 2016
2. When you see the queue for uniben shuttle to new Benin.



God Forbid

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:02pm On May 18, 2016
3. When you’re walking with a girl in Ekosodin and you hear “guy show”.


Not today Satan

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:03pm On May 18, 2016
4. When there’s no light in school and you go to charge at GTB.


Na wa.

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:06pm On May 18, 2016
5. How reading halls look during exam time:

Na now una sabi read..?

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:08pm On May 18, 2016
6. You and your guys, when Post UME babes start showing:


We move.

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:10pm On May 18, 2016
7. When you tell the intra-campus bus driver that you’re going to block of flats.


Ah! No vex

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:14pm On May 18, 2016
8. When you see shotput nylons flying out of hall 2.

Oboi!

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by Krizzkutz(m): 4:15pm On May 18, 2016
grin grin grin
Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:16pm On May 18, 2016
9. When the smell of beans hits you as you enter hall 4.


Yes Lord!

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:18pm On May 18, 2016
10. You, watching insults fly between hall 2 girls and hall 3 boys.


Are you not entertained?...

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:19pm On May 18, 2016
11. When you’re trying to read in night class and you hear “My brothers and sisters, I won’t take much of your time”


Wetin b deez Nau??!!..

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:22pm On May 18, 2016
12. When you decide that your life is more important.



I cannot go and die

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op):
13. When you are passing Osasogie at night and you hear something
that sounds like a gunshot.



Chisos!

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:31pm On May 18, 2016
14. When you get to 500LT by 6am for an 8am class.


What the Hell??!!..

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:40pm On May 18, 2016
15. Uniben and long queues.


Bsc in queing along with ur real degree.

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 4:48pm On May 18, 2016
16. When you’re single and you see couples loving up at hall 2 car
park and love gutter.

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 5:05pm On May 18, 2016
17. When you are waiting for buka 7 rice and someone tries to cut in front of you


U like collect slap abi??

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 5:06pm On May 18, 2016
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Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 5:09pm On May 18, 2016
18. Whenever you have to use a toilet in the hall.


Disease is not my portion.

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 5:12pm On May 18, 2016
Finally....


Engine Boys. I hail o!

Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:37pm On May 18, 2016
lewispius:
8. When you see shotput nylons flying out of hall 2.


Oboi!
grin grin
Girls have downloaded grin
Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:39pm On May 18, 2016
lewispius:
13. When you are passing BDPA at night and you hear something
that sounds like a gunshot.



Chisos!
BDPA ke?
Na Osasogie joor
Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by CaptainEColeJnr: 5:42pm On May 18, 2016
lewispius:
Finally....



Engine Boys. I hail o!
great engine boys grin
Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by lewispius(op): 5:45pm On May 18, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
BDPA ke? Na Osasogie joor
Noted.
Re: Dear Uniben People, This Post Is For You by Nobody: 12:23am On May 19, 2016
Greatest Uniben! To think that a fresher actually asked a friend where is 'Hall Four Law Basement'?

I still have fresh memories of school days...#Nostalgic!
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