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20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by ThePENGENIUS(op): 12:46am On May 21, 2016*

[size=13pt]1. When all your guys suddenly started betting and you were just looking at them like:[/size]

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See your lives

[size=13pt]2. Then your account balance finally made you swallow your pride.[/size]

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Hay God!

[size=13pt]3. You, doing permutation and combination before placing your very first bet.
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No time.

[size=13pt]4. You, after your first straight bet clicked.[/size]

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It has started.

[size=13pt]5. You, adding “Data analytics and Forecast Expert” to your CV after your second bet clicked.[/size]

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I sabi the work

[size=13pt]6. You and Live Score: [/size]

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Your new bestfriend.

[size=13pt]7. Whenever your first game spoils your slip. [/size]

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Chai!!!

[size=13pt]8. Whenever you hear gist of people that used N100 to win 3 million.[/size]

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Let’s hear word.

[size=13pt]9. When you go and place 10 slips praying that at least one will enter.[/size]

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Baba God, do it for your child.

[size=13pt]10. You, watching all of them cast one by one.
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Why me?

[size=13pt]11. When you finally place one high risk bet but you swear you’ve picked a winner.[/size]

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This is my time.

[size=13pt]12. How you look at the team that still managed to mess up your double chance bet:[/size]

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So useless.

[size=13pt]13. You, wondering whether you should tell your guys or chill and chop alone. [/size]

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Nah! Them no born me with anybody.

[size=13pt]14. You, looking at your expected winnings when none of your games have casted. [/size]

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My testimony is loading.

[size=13pt]15. When your slip is remaining just one game.
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God, hear me oh!

[size=13pt]16. You, calculating what you will use all that money to buy.[/size]

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I will ball sha.

[size=13pt]17. When by half-time it’s still 1-1 and you put straight win.[/size]

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What is this?

[size=13pt]18. When you refresh Live Score and 86th minute nothing has changed. [/size]

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My enemies want to shame me..

[size=13pt]19. Then 93rd minute, your village witches allow the other team score.[/size]

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I’m dead.

[size=13pt]20. You swear you’ll never bet again, but Bet9ja and Nairabet are there looking at you like:[/size]

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You’ll be back.

Source: http://zikoko.com

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Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by Dezzx(m): 1:59am On May 21, 2016

Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by princefunmmy(m): 2:06am On May 21, 2016

Lol

Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by tbagjames(m): 2:29am On May 21, 2016

True, but I don't bet.

Re: 20 Things That Happens To Nigerians That Bet On Football (photos) by niggi4life(m): 3:39am On May 21, 2016

Hahahahahaha...

That was cool men

Betting is seriously addictive. I don break my ATM card, destroy my token, deactivate my all my bet accounts and swear that I won't bet again.

But one thing go lead to one thing and u will find yourself placing bets again..... Chaiiii