₦airaland Forum

BUHARI'S MAY 29TH SPEECH LEAKED!!!!
Your seselency, Aisha Bureau De Change, the pest lady, oh! Sorry the wife of the fresident of the pedral lipublik of Naijeria,.
Your seselency, fropessuar Yemi Osibande, the pice fresident of the pedral lipublik of Naijeria.
Your seselencies, the Senate fresident and the sfeeker of the house of refresensesiv.
Your seselency, John Oyegun, the national chairman of our great farty, the All Frogressive Confidence. (A Fee Cee).
You seselency, the chairman of Independent Naijeria Electoral Cuomisun.
Not porgeting our sfecial guest of honor, fresident Michele of West Germany.
Members of the fress.
Pellow Naijerians.
Walahi talahi if I must conpess, it is not easy to gubern a kuontri like Naijeria because our fifu are criminals and berry kwarupt, no wunder my preind, the frime minister of UK said we are pantasticaly kwarupt. And I totally agree with him though I don't
agree with UK Daily Mail newsfafer that said the pormer gubernor of Livers State who is now my minister por transfort is pantasticaly kwarupt. The money Amaechi injected into my camfein was gotten prom his sabings.
Waka shege damburuba to Tyrano Tsunami and his gang por Pesvook and Twitter that are saying that I am not paiting kwaruption. If I catch them eh, sorry would be their middle name.
Boko Haram terrorists are still bombing though, but they have been depeated tekinicaly because we have
granted them amnesty. Any Boko Haram you see still bombing today are not Nijerians but Chadians. If you
are prom the North and you have any bruder that looks like a Boko Haram member, just bring him and we will grant him amnesty.
Flease you fifu should stop accusing Pulani herdsmen of killings because those fifu are not Pulani fifu but
Libyans. Pulani fifu are feacepul fifu.
Chibok Girls! Yoowaa, this is my highest achievement por the fast one year in oppice. We have rescued two
of the Chibok girls that were kidnapped in their hostels. Though there is confroversy surrounding
their rescue because the pest girl has so many conplicting names and cannot speak English. And madam Oby Ezekwesili of BBOG has said that the
second girl's name is not pound on the oliginal list. I don't know if she is saying that because I repused to give her pedral appointment. But whether they are Chibok girls or not, the most imfortant thing is that there was a rescue. Shikena!
Lung live the pedral guberment of Naijeria.

May foolishness never leave * n ur h*****hold

Chaiiii
Wailars food

YOU NO THE DOLLARDO TUU MUCH

glorified dullard @op

sai baba!
#fireonbaba
#whileyouwereinwesterngermanybaba

Lol! OP you truly have a comic writing talent in you. It's quite funny.

pmb should just resign & save himself all dis shame coz am begining to pity him.

If he resigns, then what next? Thats the question.

[quote author=Achuwa1 post=45833832]pmb should just resign & save himself all dis shame coz am begining to pity him.[/quote
Oga he doesn't need your pity

😂 Hahahahaha. I fell off the chair

***falls on the ground***


LMAO

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa, this is so serious and true

zlatan10:
glorified dullard @op

ass hole. Laggard

Hahaha am rolling on brt lane now,I laugh sotey I fall down from brt bus true window

hahahaha

So Hilarious

Unfortunately no one in your family has ever had the opportunity to address a city let alone a country

making jest of the President does not hinder d fact that he is still d president of d Federal Republic Of Nigeria.

chai tears escapin prom mai eyes.but buhari don sufa 4 una hand.i pity him n wht he represent.fun out of harsh economy

your funny.

Guy, u deserve award from PMB himself

Hahahahahahahahahaha

@OP, you deserve a bottle of beer

The speech does not need to be leaked, we know what he will say already

yeepa,well no froblem itiswel..

Hahahahahahahaha
Guy you are damn crazy!

DaBullIT:
hahahaha

So Hilarious

Unfortunately no one in your family has ever had the opportunity to address a city let alone a country

Why r u ths pained? Anyone can crack any joke and anyone will laugh over it. The guys already make a lot of ppl happy with his funny imitation so don't hurt ur sef over another person matter.
Dem call obj ugly we laff, dem yab former first lady and d husband and we laugh so abeg no hang ursef over person wey no sabi u. Joor nitori olohun.

Arrest this kworupt FI Di FI member immediately before he sfred and impect nairalanders with his kworopshon and Inkwompetensi!!

Op u deserves to be paid for this!

Hahahahahahaha

LAWD!! Op you are so damn funny! I just hope the electronic media will translate for us on that fateful otherwise nobody will understand a word of what Dinho will say.

Op, why evils? You are a lethal comic writer! This is a masterclass parody of the president's speech!

Op take am!!

Hahahahahahaha kikikikikikkikiki buhahahahahaha....Chai! Well written!
Op you made my day...Many thanks.