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Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by nairanews247: 6:12am On May 22, 2016 |
1. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!" 2. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow. 3. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private” 4. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real. 5. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.” 6. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. 7. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner. 8. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors. 9. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists. 10. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end. 11. Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.* *They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart.* *And the two idiots will shake hands and smile* 12. When you are ugly ...your private parts are what suffers . 13 Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more than 3 tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain. 14. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed 15 Likes |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Psylas(m): 6:20am On May 22, 2016 |
nairanews247:I hate that old man |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Flexherbal(m): 6:24am On May 22, 2016 |
Number 2 made me laugh. |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by chriskosherbal(m): 6:27am On May 22, 2016 |
What a collection of quotes. 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by michiyke2003(m): 6:34am On May 22, 2016 |
Number 11 is true |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by sademola: 6:37am On May 22, 2016 |
It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take
a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by rottennaija(m): 6:37am On May 22, 2016 |
Most of these may not be from. The man 3 Likes |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by LoveMachine(m): 7:35am On May 22, 2016 |
I laughed. That's one clever old man. 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Nobody: 8:12am On May 22, 2016 |
He's a dictator no doubt but you can't help but acknowledge that he is such a philosophical genius. Hope the smoking smokers see that bomb shell in no 10.... 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by nairanews247: 12:53pm On May 22, 2016 |
2 Likes |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by blueAgent(m): 5:10pm On May 22, 2016 |
nairanews247:How did God bless him? 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by sademola: 10:31pm On May 22, 2016 |
In Africa, the only WARNING taken seriously is Low battery 3 Likes |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Nobody: 10:52pm On May 22, 2016 |
Psylas:I love his quotes///fascinating! |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by babdap: 11:13pm On May 22, 2016 |
Words of wisdom from a dictator. |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by jonathanOz: 11:23pm On May 22, 2016 |
Shinyjay:So you believe he said all that? Too bad for you |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Umunede(m): 12:07am On May 23, 2016 |
This man |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by mikolo80: 1:15am On May 23, 2016 |
Psylas:why |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by worksmart(m): 3:41am On May 23, 2016 |
You hate him because you are white and he is a fearless African leader Psylas: 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Nobody: 6:32am On May 23, 2016 |
jonathanOz:Hmmmm.... You're right to doubt that but you'd be wrong to assume. |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Nobody: 7:04am On May 23, 2016 |
Who can ever believe what Tony Blair says? Here we call him B-Liar Sometimes you look at the girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mom and realise witchcraft is real. If Obama wants to allow gay marriage in Zimbabwe, I should marry him first to show good example. The only white man you can trust is a dead white man. 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by oguntola18: 7:18am On May 23, 2016 |
number two and ten |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Psylas(m): 12:10pm On May 23, 2016 |
worksmart:how did you know I'm white? You just concluded, do you know how long that man have been ruling? |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by worksmart(m): 12:13pm On May 23, 2016 |
I can smell you white racists from a mile away. Psylas: |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by Psylas(m): 4:53pm On May 23, 2016 |
worksmart:You are wrong bro |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by nairanews247: 9:10pm On May 23, 2016 |
.Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how Robert Mugabe 2015------------------------------------- Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at thesame time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And thetwoidiots will say "Bossu how far?" Robert Mugabe 2016------------------------------------ Some of you girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with u for 2hoursUr level of selfishness demands a one week crusade..Robert Mugabe 2016------------------------------------ Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face R.G Mugabe 2016------------------------------------- No sex before marriage If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day..... Robert Mugabe Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend**Robert Mugabe 2016*------------------------- ------------"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffled me..."~Robert Mugabe ----------------------------------- -If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because we dont walk around with X-rays#ROBERT MUGABE----------------------------- --------Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking aroundwith evidence that you've had sex-Robert Mugabe------------------------------------- Dear sisters,Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -Robert Mugabe (2016)------------ 2 Likes |
Re: Collection Of President Mugabe's Quotes, Add Your Own by worksmart(m): 9:23pm On May 23, 2016 |
Ok, when I first quoted you and called you white, I thought I was quoting blueagent moniker who I know to be a white racist. But why hate on Mugabe? He is an African hero, ignore white countries propaganda against him, they always destroy and demonise our strong black leaders, take your time to do independent research about any African leader that the white man demonises, you would find that without fail they are great African nationalists who refuse to cower to white supremacist world order. Psylas: 1 Like |
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