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Everyone of us has did funniest things before as a kid back then.
Things like keeping your parents change, stealing meat in the pot etc.
Share with us and let remember our olden days.


Let me first share mine.
The day I changed my results.I had fail in mathematics and I changed it to Excellent, without me knowing there's a total score why I was given fail.
My father checked the result and saw I change errors.The following term, he visited my school principal, and it was later discovered It was I that changed the result.
I was beaten with wire that day, chai! Back in days sha.

Please, share urs and let the fun continue.

Bad pikin! By now yo go don dey fake waec result....

slyIsaac:
Bad pikin! By now yo go don dey fake waec result....

That was just bad then.

vizkiz:
Hilarious? Let me see....

OK, I remember when bimbo (a girl who became the goliath of my life then) took my #50 and kept it inside her bra. She told me to take it if a dare.. I couldn't just stop crying and pleading to bimbo "please give me back my money"

Even my pal demola volunteered to help me take it but she declined saying I was the one she wanted. Na so I leave my money come trek go house oh. Lol..

I know demola will be laughing when he reads this

lol!

Mine was one day in our boarding school like dat o
We were asked to carry generator inside nd change the socket from gen to phcn
Thats ow we didnt kno dat d wire still had current in it i was packing d wire before i knew it i got to d fuse nd lo nd behold i was on d floor shaking
Since den i cant touch anything electricity


Anoda one was wen hmmmmmm wait op i gat none

Cc:lalasticlala Farano Smellymouth DanceVille Ireneony Rapmoney Tallesty1 Mimzy

I used to blow up condoms I found in my aunt's drawer thinking they were balloons.
I'd then leave the deflated condom under my bed. My mom found the collection one day..

My friends and I like going to one big orange plantation to pluck/steal orange

Stealing meat in the pot and framing it on our maid..

Thousands of meat sha.

mine: i was trying to force my head through a burglary and my head got stuck in btw.

that day was terrible, how i was rescued? i still don't know till date.

DaZion:
Cc:lalasticlala
Farano
Smellymouth
DanceVille
Ireneony
Rapmoney
Tallesty1
Mimzy

Hmmm...I did some stuffs I can't even remember Wait!!! Trying to remember some few ones...

Back then after watching superman, i tied my red sweater on my neck climbed our sofa and*jump into the air, believing am Clark Kent* i ve a scar as an evidence of been an ibadan superman.


The second one is.... *see see this people una wan hear another one*

Rapmoney:
Hmmm...I did some stuffs I can't even remember Wait!!! Trying to remember some few ones...

lemme remind you

took my sister's used pants she hung on the rope after she had washed it and smelt it if it still smells of pvssy I was dissapointed cos it smelt of detergent

Hahahahhaha... Reminds me those days when I was playing street football, I have always imagine the sweetness/satisfaction people derive from smoking... So one day I saw a man smoking, I followed him until he threw the last part of the cigarette. I picked it and started smoking coming back home. Friends saw me and reported me to my mum

I used to climb up to the ceiling of a narrow passage in my house ...i used to chew rubber ring when there wasn't chewing gum.


I once jumped from the roof of our garage ...i guess it's because I was addicted to too much of batman and Superman

I cried bitterly when robbers broke into our home to steal our pool, swimming pool

Nofin rili apend wen I wz a kid cus I grw up in a vewi serene environment..

Buh wen I grw older around age 12-15, .......chai, sth bad apnd wey I wan share now.

I wnt to a friend of mine aouz to playu wf him. He stays around dz subtle environs... I cum c sth lyk thyme for hm mama kitchen nd naso I take small, cum put am 4 my mama vegetable soup for aouz..... The thyme na (weed)....osogbo weed to b precise...



U knw d rest of d story now.....


The weed reset erry member of d family to factory settings for 5days ni..

The Good Old Days . . .

I ain't gat anything to write here

Meanwhile . . .

1. Going through the fence of Badagry Grammar School at night to go drink some beer at SBJ

2. Days of wash and wear after which squeezed cloths would be placed underneath my mattress

3. MASSACRE at the Dining hall

4. Playing with rubber

5. and many more

I did so many bad things oh!
But the funniest was stealing momsi's money to buy palito.
That night, I was beaten like a thief.
Momsi almost used the palito's ear piece to strangle me.

Lol
Palito

Lol....this was when me n one of ma pals went to play outside.. where we went was a swampy area...so.,we had dirt on our legs...when we got home...they asked me how my body got dirty ,..i told em that ma pal pushed me n i fell into the gutter... Lol...till this day i still laugh at wat i did...

WHEN I WAS ASK TO WASH MY YOUNGER SIS BUTTOCK, I HAD TO SMELL IT TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO SHIT THERE AGAIN

Back then, we used to jump out of the school bus window cuz i can't wait to get down from the bus while others struggle through the door


Plus: I watched a marvel cartoon collection of ice man and wondered how he became ice man. So i locked my self inside deep freezer . Tnks to my snr sister who came to my rescue . I for become iced meat

am coming

DaZion:
Everyone of us has did funniest things before as a kid back then.
Things like keeping your parents change, stealing meat in the pot etc.
Share with us and let remember our olden days.


Let me first share mine.
The day I changed my results.I had fail in mathematics and I changed it to Excellent, without me knowing there's a total score why I was given fail.
My father checked the result and saw I change errors.The following term, he visited my school principal, and it was later discovered It was I that changed the result.
I was beaten with wire that day, chai! Back in days sha.

Please, share urs and let the fun continue.

na so buhari take start to fake result

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