danduchi:
so unfortunate to disappoint u, I don't drink nor smoke

ademoladeji:
1. Going through the fence of Badagry Grammar School at night to go drink some beer at SBJ.

jonaifame22:
took my sister's used pants she hung on the rope after she had washed it and smelt it if it still smells of pvssy I was dissapointed cos it smelt of detergent

halfricanadian:


Mine was one day in our boarding school like dat o
We were asked to carry generator inside nd change the socket from gen to phcn
Thats ow we didnt kno dat d wire still had current in it i was packing d wire before i knew it i got to d fuse nd lo nd behold i was on d floor shaking
Since den i cant touch anything electricity


Anoda one was wen hmmmmmm wait op i gat none

danduchi:
Hahahahhaha... Reminds me those days when I was playing street football, I have always imagine the sweetness/satisfaction people derive from smoking... So one day I saw a man smoking, I followed him until he threw the last part of the cigarette. I picked it and started smoking coming back home. Friends saw me and reported me to my mum

vizkiz:
Hilarious? Let me see....

OK, I remember when I was in Jss2 at Livingstone then when bimbo (a girl who became the goliath of my life) took my #50 and kept it inside her bra. She told me to come take it if i dare...I couldn't just stop crying and pleading to bimbo "please give me back my money"

Even my pal demola volunteered to help me take it but she declined saying I was the one she wanted. Na so I leave my money come trek go house oh. Lol..

I know demola will be laughing when he reads this...

*Modified

The idiot just called me now and said he saw my comment on frontpage. He reminded me on whatsapp how she really tempted me to touch her breast then but my humble mumu sef is so filled with fear

well probably because I am a virgin

mhizmarch:
you made me smile

I am glad I did

ComradeNwike:
Come o!Are you me?

smileysmiley:
chai!!! this was so much fun, I'll throw and hide... Evils!!!

hehe! exactly!

halfricanadian:


funny guy

halfricanadian:


funny guy

Blackfire:
Back then after watching superman, i tied my red sweater on my neck climbed our sofa and*jump into the air, believing am Clark Kent* i ve a scar as an evidence of been an ibadan superman.


The second one is.... *see see this people una wan hear another one*

byvan03:
1)I hide my Eba inside our cloth basket because I really hated that dish and they won't stop serving it.

2) I spread some of my spaghetti on the window for it to dry, then I take it to school and munch it as part of my snack during break, you wan try the begging?


3) I always buy Gelusil or Vitamin C with my offering money, courtesy of our house girl who taught us how to spend Sunday offering.

4) I wash my socks in the morning and roast it on our stove afterwards.

5) I was in primary 1 when they asked the king of my village, I said it was my dad. I thought he was a king for whatever reason .

6) During Xmas period in the village , I hunt dozens of grasshoppers, pour them in a bottle, fill it up with water, then bury them in match boxes when they are dead. After which I make a cross with broom stick. 0


7) I always thought I can marry my dad when I grow...and Micheal Jackson too .


My hostel mistress made the mistake of sending me to her farm to weed as a form of punishment, I weeded everything green because I couldn't tell the pumpkin, the potatoes from the actual weed. It was my first experience in a farm, if it was possible she would have expelled me for that act .

BeeBeeOoh:
Bad son of a good man, Ayaf kachew 2day.


Please complete that “And Many More..

ademoladeji:


Lmfao!


Make I no complete am now oooooooo

Jacksonville:
Back then, we used to jump out of the school bus window cuz i can't wait to get down from the bus while others struggle through the door


Plus: I watched a marvel cartoon collection of ice man and wondered how he became ice man. So i locked my self inside deep freezer . Tnks to my snr sister who came to my rescue . I for become iced meat