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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by omoplaycool(m): 4:45pm On May 23, 2016
Confused seasoning cubes for choko Milo grin

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by blackjack21(m): 4:45pm On May 23, 2016
I wrecked my dad's Porsche trying to kill a cockroach on it tongue
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by agabaI23(m): 4:45pm On May 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
grin grin grin grin

Mine was one day in our boarding school like dat o
We were asked to carry generator inside nd change the socket from gen to phcn
Thats ow we didnt kno dat d wire still had current in it i was packing d wire before i knew it i got to d fuse nd lo nd behold i was on d floor shaking cry cry cry cry
Since den i cant touch anything electricity cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Anoda one was wen hmmmmmm wait op i gat none sad sad
Came back here and spoke the remaining wink
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by halfricanadian(f): 4:50pm On May 23, 2016
agabaI23:
Came back here and spoke the remaining wink


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy u better go enter time travel machine
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by MsFaith: 4:50pm On May 23, 2016
Those days ehn,,,,I will look for the keys to my parents' room just to steal milk and bournvita...choi. Sometimes steal and take to school sef
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by urchfem(f): 4:54pm On May 23, 2016
Many things ooo, but the one I remember well was when as a teenager of about 15 or 16 years, I and a friend of mine, planned, trapped and blasted a guy who asked both of us out at d same time, we said a yes to him but dealt with him.

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Olarewajub: 4:56pm On May 23, 2016
Here to read people experience.
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Dugozpweeti(f): 4:58pm On May 23, 2016
I grew up with mischievous boys who made me love watching wrestling and the likes of it...
One day, while we were playing my friends showed off some moves they saw on the Tv... that was how I mumuishly agreed to show my own stunt because they were already teasing me....
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That is how i got my lower jaw badly bruised and bleeding... grin
#don't yab me biko sad

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by franceswasky: 4:58pm On May 23, 2016
mine was the day I went for confession, am a Catholic and I received holy communion at early stage, wen I was abt 10, I went to confess my sins to rev fr. so as to be clean, after saying all d sins I committed, I tot it was few, let me add more, I now told d rev, akwam iko, meaning I had sex, d rev looked me and asked wit who, I said my classmates, that was wen he knew i didn't knw wat i was saying, he smiled and gave me very long prayer lyk DAT, I didn't finish it and left d chapel, if I remember am nw, I go jst dey laugh myself.

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 4:58pm On May 23, 2016
urchfem:
Many things ooo, but the one I remember well was when as a teenager of about 15 or 16 years, I and a friend of mine, planned, trapped and blasted a guy who asked both of us out at d same time, we said a yes to him but dealt with him.
was there a party??
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by CaroLyner(f): 4:59pm On May 23, 2016
Jacksonville:
Back then, we used to jump out of the school bus window cuz i can't wait to get down from the bus while others struggle through the door grin grin


Plus: I watched a marvel cartoon collection of ice man and wondered how he became ice man. So i locked my self inside deep freezer grin grin. Tnks to my snr sister who came to my rescue . I for become iced meatgrin
grin Lawwwd.. grin

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Gibz02: 5:00pm On May 23, 2016
i lyk removing the eye of fish n steal moms crayfish.

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by piagetskinner(m): 5:01pm On May 23, 2016
Loyalblak007:
..once added cube sugars to...**** lols!



To what ?
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by agabaI23(m): 5:03pm On May 23, 2016
halfricanadian:



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy u better go enter time travel machine
That one you gave me haf spoil...Please get me another time machine wink
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by halfricanadian(f): 5:05pm On May 23, 2016
agabaI23:
That one you gave me haf spoil...Please get me another time machine wink

sad sad time machine has ended jooor

Come nd meet me in person
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Segadem(m): 5:06pm On May 23, 2016
CXLVII:
I use to fly my dads private jet from Lagos to New-York when he leaves home in the morning and had to park it back before he comes back home in the evening.
how many dads do u have? grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Temmytea70(m): 5:07pm On May 23, 2016
Perosneh:
I cried bitterly when robbers broke into our home to steal our pool, swimming pool

Lieperosneh
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:08pm On May 23, 2016
urchfem:
Many things ooo, but the one I remember well was when as a teenager of about 15 or 16 years, I and a friend of mine, planned, trapped and blasted a guy who asked both of us out at d same time, we said a yes to him but dealt with him.

Trapped, blasted....i don't get, with dynamite?
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:14pm On May 23, 2016
[quote author=Olukokosir post=45899225]Nofin rili apend wen I wz a kid cus I grw up in a vewi serene environment..

Buh wen I grw older around age 12-15, .......chai, sth bad apnd wey I wan share now.

I wnt to a friend of mine aouz to playu wf him. He stays around dz subtle environs... I cum c sth lyk thyme for hm mama kitchen nd naso I take small, cum put am 4 my mama vegetable soup for aouz..... The thyme na (weed)....osogbo weed to b precise...



U knw d rest of d story now.....


The weed reset erry member of d family to factory settings for 5days ni..[/quot
can't stop laving

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by yamandegg: 5:14pm On May 23, 2016
I shot the....
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by vicstar(m): 5:16pm On May 23, 2016
my battery was so down I was looking for the right socket to plug my charger on her body cry grin grin

Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by starcee(m): 5:16pm On May 23, 2016
for me ooh i shaved my hair with shaving stick my Dad sent me to buy

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Rapmoney(m): 5:17pm On May 23, 2016
AngelAhnie:
lemme remind you grin
Lol! How do u want to remind me?
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:17pm On May 23, 2016
CaroLyner:
grin Lawwwd.. grin


Naso cheesy
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Temmytea70(m): 5:17pm On May 23, 2016
halfricanadian:


sad sad time machine has ended jooor

Come nd meet me in person

Lols grin grin
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Checked86: 5:21pm On May 23, 2016
Na my uncle made my childhood kinda fun(but then miserable). He is my uncle and also our neighbour and would visit us everyday to see his elder brother(my father). my immediate elder bro and I were known for sleeping early, so, he(my uncle) devised way of keeping us awake. Anytime we slept early and he noticed, in morning he would come and tell us that his Squirrel danced the previous night and we were asleep. We were made to believe that he had a Squirrel that he trained. That the Squirrel can dance and that he combed it every morning. Our parents contributed to our agony, too. They always supported him. So, anytime he told us that we missed the Squirrel's dance, we would cry uncontrollably. And anytime we keep awake, may be till 9pm, he would say that he sent the Squirrel for an errand and it came back very tired and couldn't dance. Even till date, he still has his way and always take the better of us anytime we visit home. 2013 christmas when we visited home he made us( me and my friends that came to see us) to roam in the bush looking for his christmas goat that he never bought, neither did it ran away. It was his wife that told us that it was just trick when we were already tired.

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:29pm On May 23, 2016
After watching Home alone, I became somewhat devilish. I once unringed the remote control of my friend neighbour's motor bike, with the intention of manipulatin' it at will. Omo I succeed oooo, na so time reach make the man comot oooo, I carry remote DE chill for window with my friend. Na so this man find am tire, im no see am. Omo na im this guy start bike won comot, na so I off am from inside my friend their house oooo. God forgive me oooo, the guy fall down e almost die, exhaust almost comot this man leg. Forgive me O'Lawd...

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by prodiG(m): 5:30pm On May 23, 2016
jonaifame22:
took my sister's used pants she hung on the rope after she had washed it and smelt it if it still smells of pvssy I was dissapointed cos it smelt of detergent
undecided cheesy
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by flokii: 5:30pm On May 23, 2016
What were they again sef undecided

I just know they must av been quite annoying.
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:31pm On May 23, 2016
Used to drink from Popsi bottle of palmwine from the fridge, topped it up with water to its initial level ..

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Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by kwencypresh(f): 5:32pm On May 23, 2016
Enjoying the comments
Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by Mufasa27(m): 5:33pm On May 23, 2016
danduchi:
Hahahahhaha... Reminds me those days when I was playing street football, I have always imagine the sweetness/satisfaction people derive from smoking... So one day I saw a man smoking, I followed him until he threw the last part of the cigarette. I picked it and started smoking coming back home. Friends saw me and reported me to my mum
I know by now u go don turn wiz khalifa na everything u go dey smoke from cigar to hemp, hookah and the list goes on....

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