Checked86:
Na my uncle made my childhood kinda fun(but then miserable). He is my uncle and also our neighbour and would visit us everyday to see his elder brother(my father). my immediate elder bro and I were known for sleeping early, so, he(my uncle) devised way of keeping us awake. Anytime we slept early and he noticed, in morning he would come and tell us that his Squirrel danced the previous night and we were asleep. We were made to believe that he had a Squirrel that he trained. That the Squirrel can dance and that he combed it every morning. Our parents contributed to our agony, too. They always supported him. So, anytime he told us that we missed the Squirrel's dance, we would cry uncontrollably. And anytime we keep awake, may be till 9pm, he would say that he sent the Squirrel for an errand and it came back very tired and couldn't dance. Even till date, he still has his way and always take the better of us anytime we visit home. 2013 christmas when we visited home he made us( me and my friends that came to see us) to roam in the bush looking for his christmas goat that he never bought, neither did it ran away. It was his wife that told us that it was just trick when we were already tired.

jonaifame22:
took my sister's used pants she hung on the rope after she had washed it and smelt it if it still smells of pvssy I was dissapointed cos it smelt of detergent

Naikkie:
I was banned from playing hide and seek with cousins and neighbours after being reported to the elders several times. I was usually lazy to search for people's hideout whenever I am seeker, so I'll just go upstairs and leave people hiding. And whenever I am not the seeker, the seeker must surely see me first. I just hated it cos people hide at ridiculous places, imagine in empty tanks and under the bed in another compound..

CXLVII:
I use to fly my dads private jet from Lagos to New-York when he leaves home in the morning and had to park it back before he comes back home in the evening.

mhizbright:
WHEN I WAS ASK TO WASH MY YOUNGER SIS BUTTOCK, I HAD TO SMELL IT TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO SHIT THERE AGAIN

DaZion:
Everyone of us has did funniest things before as a kid back then.
Things like keeping your parents change, stealing meat in the pot etc.
Share with us and let remember our olden days.


Let me first share mine.
The day I changed my results.I had fail in mathematics and I changed it to Excellent, without me knowing there's a total score why I was given fail.
My father checked the result and saw I change errors.The following term, he visited my school principal, and it was later discovered It was I that changed the result.
I was beaten with wire that day, chai! Back in days sha.

Please, share urs and let the fun continue.

slyIsaac:
Bad pikin! By now yo go don dey fake waec result....

dammydrumz:
mine: i was trying to force my head through a burglary and my head got stuck in btw.

that day was terrible, how i was rescued? i still don't know till date.

MsFaith:
Those days ehn,,,,I will look for the keys to my parents' room just to steal milk and bournvita...choi. Sometimes steal and take to school sef

halfricanadian:


time machine has ended jooor

Come nd meet me in person

Mufasa27:

I know by now u go don turn wiz khalifa na everything u go dey smoke from cigar to hemp, hookah and the list goes on....

Loyalblak007:
..once added cube sugars to...**** lols!

agabaI23:
Hmmm, you wan carry me do money juju, O deshi

Oya gimme address...

I wan hear am

halfricanadian:


I reject it cover me nd family frnds nd loved ones with the blood of jesus

try it with anoda person

agabaI23:
Wetin you dey reject?

Wetin me I don reject first? Haba!!
You say make I come see you...Fear wan catch me but I come say, odeshi

O ya I wan hear am. Address please

starcee:
for me ooh i shaved my hair with shaving stick my Dad sent me to buy

Richydos:

Lolzzzz silly pussy boi.....i know sey na ur kind go like dt poem song "PUSSY CAT PUSSY CAT WHERE HAVE U BEEN *LOLZZZZ...... N NA DT PUSSY U GO DEY SHOUT WELLA...... U HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN SHA *GO N SIN NO MORE

RomanyChi:
I used to be a big fan of throwing things at random people from our balcony. it could be anything: spoiled potatoes, some little garbage, bags with colored water, banana peels, etc one time it was an old shoe oh poor people

gen2gal:
back in d days i was told ,if u put kuluso in ur breast it will make it big. so i did but it didnt work though