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They will send me one mumu message like go and wash the roof of the house

Yuneehk:
My mum would hiss and say "ndi ocha" self if its a foreign movie and if local, she'll curse! Then I'll hiss too and fast forward but replay it later when no one is watching

Hehehehe, so you re trying to say your eyes has been seeing things long before those seeds on your body started geminating? lol

Everywhere gets silent as if in a graveyard then begin the talk of what home videos are becoming.

dad will say, close ur eyes

My mum walks out ...sometimes u 'll hear "so this is the Iranu 'u pple watch"

My dad:No News ?
Me:daddy it's not time yet
Dad:check NTA, AIT,CHANNELS,SILVER BIRD
Me:No news yet
Dad:oya put off the TV ....All u pple do is watch TV ,,your mates are doing something meaningful with their life..

Vinshu:
Nothing. My dad and mum let me and my brothers watch them make love. So what's a TV sex scene? Lol

Wait! What How old are u?

Vinshu:
Nothing. My dad and mum let me and my brothers watch them make love. So what's a TV sex scene? Lol

dauntless15:
when i was a teenager, such moments are always awkward and fun as for my mum she will immediately start looking at her toes, and my dad will scramble for the remote and change it to aljazeera, and starts the lecture........... the purpose we all convey in this parlour is to create a family time, to create this bond, closure and thats what decent and close knitted families do, now its 9pm dont you have school tomorrow? we will all say no, and he will say wont you go and do your assignments, we will say no assignments, and he will say the people who invented TVS are great book worms and we should be studying hard to invent our own tv, if we still refuse to goto bed, he will change his facial expression to angry and say go and sleep, children needs sleep to grow, after we leave he will resume the movie. , i cant help but laugh whenever i recall with nostalgia how funny those days was

share your story peepz

I tell my boys,"go to your room and tidy it up properly,I'll come and inspect it in 20mins and don't come back here till I ask you to", by then movie has ended!

What do you gain from lies are you from apc village?

Vinshu:
Nothing. My dad and mum let me and my brothers watch them make love. So what's a TV sex scene? Lol

permsec:
Al jazeera? Op u can lie for africa!

The op is not lying, you failed to deduce that he is a new generation youth.

I be like this

my mum will say were is the remote
put it in 157 afican magic yourba let watch the news

Elebiju:
The op is not lying, you failed to deduce that he is a new generation youth.

abi? Thanks for the reminder.

almujeebe:
When will you stop lying?

When Chukwuma Adekunle Ciroma passes his Waec!

almujeebe:
When will you stop lying?

don't mind her

macaranta, no homework today?

Omotayor123:

our wife bawo ni longest time

My dad don't watch movie.

ok! but now am a dad

My Dad is always in possession of the remote control, so he immediately change the channel.

Yuneehk:
My mum would hiss and say "ndi ocha" self if its a foreign movie and if local, she'll curse! Then I'll hiss too and fast forward but replay it later when no one is watching

Awww.... You're so sweet!

Who watches movies with their parents?

Na dat tym dem go know say Jonathan and Buhari be d same





As a coded boy na to half close eye like I don sleep!



For my mind I go be like 4k am well well


But I suspect say my mama dey check dickical reaction.

Na dat time u go go message tire till d sex scene finish

SKAMM:
They increase the volume.

LWKMD! Your head dey garage aswear!

Vinshu:
Nothing. My dad and mum let me and my brothers watch them make love. So what's a TV sex scene? Lol

why yu dey lie like dis, e good for ur eye?

Yuneehk:
My mum would hiss and say "ndi ocha" self if its a foreign movie and if local, she'll curse! Then I'll hiss too and fast forward but replay it later when no one is watching

what a pretty damsel I c on ur dp.