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Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by johnsonjosbles(m): 7:53am On Jun 02, 2016
Kyase:
While you are away, buhari announced the clean up of ogoniland, which you couldn't do in the past 10 years in the presidency.....
bros,there is weapon of mass destruction trown to nigerian youths! It is called brain control switch OFF! See how youth celebrating the man under his watch bilions of dorlas were looted that the thiefs were even offering to return loots, these useless youth never see anything wrong about that but quick to condem buhari! Take it or leave it, everybody in Nigeria are fantastically stuupid.
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Zieristclair(m): 7:53am On Jun 02, 2016
Kyase:
While you are away, buhari announced the clean up of ogoniland, which you couldn't do in the past 10 years in the presidency.....
Spot on brother
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Orikinla(m): 7:55am On Jun 02, 2016
[size=18pt]GEJ, while you ran away in fear and in shame, PMB has been clearing the monumental mess of corruption you left behind. Your ATM Dasuki is on trial for your gross misappropriations of national defence revenue allocations. Your errand boy, Olisa Metuh has confessed that you gave him N400 million and begging for a plea bargain to return the change after wasting the millions of naira on your futile desperation to win a second term in office. Your boy Governor Dickson is owing civil servants in your Bayelsa state salaries since January after the misappropriations of the annual N173 billion federal revenue allocation. Your militants have lost their oil pipeline security contracts and have returned to the creeks to wreck havoc upon their communities pretending to be fighting for their people. But the last time I checked, the billions of naira you gave them for Amnesty were not spent on the welfare of their people, but on their own selfish lusts of the flesh and luxuries. Lest I forget, where is your wife? You are always showing up without Da Patience. Why? Who is fooling whom? [/size].
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by kceewhyte(m): 7:57am On Jun 02, 2016
Odikwa serious
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Kezzy1: 8:00am On Jun 02, 2016
Gej while you were away, buhari has finished me
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Leke001: 8:00am On Jun 02, 2016
hmmn.....no comment,GEJ welcome home
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Nobody: 8:03am On Jun 02, 2016
GEJ
While you were away, four tomatoes cost N1,881.00 shocked shocked shocked

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/05/wait-four-tomatoes-is-now-n1881.html

Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Realist2: 8:06am On Jun 02, 2016
GEJ while you were away ,Buhari listed TSA as his achievement, he listed busting of military morale,without buying a single bullet as achievement of 1year in office. Our economy bleeds to coma without any recovery in sight under Buhari's watch.
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Reference(m): 8:09am On Jun 02, 2016
Hmmm.....
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by godoluwa(m): 8:11am On Jun 02, 2016
Kyase:
From been a vp young man...
2007-2015 is hw many years? go skul u no gree
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by lovelyadeola(m): 8:16am On Jun 02, 2016
Hmmm
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Diligence: 8:16am On Jun 02, 2016
Our One & Only President GEJ, while you were away, Nigerians started "praying": "Change the change/chains by any means necessary..."
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Coldfeets: 8:17am On Jun 02, 2016
johnsonjosbles:
bros,there is weapon of mass destruction trown to nigerian youths! It is called brain control switch OFF! See how youth celebrating the man under his watch bilions of dorlas were looted that the thiefs were even offering to return loots, these useless youth never see anything wrong about that but quick to condem buhari! Take it or leave it, everybody in Nigeria are fantastically stuupid.
Don't mind these youths

Most of them are suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by jacy67(f): 8:18am On Jun 02, 2016
#Gejwhileyouareaway, masquerade in South East have the capacity to employ thousands of youth while the FG cannot

while you're away, cooking with tomato is no a luxury for even the rich.
while you're away, the mere sight of Chibok parents gives Bubu emotional imbalance

while you're away, Fulani herdsmen reigns supreme on any farmland they come across.
while you're away, cows are more valuable than a thousand human lives sadsadsad
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Nobody: 8:18am On Jun 02, 2016
GEJ
While you were away, Nigeria became fantastically corrupt. shocked shocked shocked

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg7lfHL_l1w&feature=youtu.be
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Nobody: 8:20am On Jun 02, 2016
modath:
While you were gone, Subsidy that everything didn't trust you enough to remove because you supervised the greatest corruption enterprise in the universe, Buhari did with minimal resistance.....
now subsidy is ur problem nt corruption abi @3rd pic keep deceiving urself.. . D 2nd year have started oo... Nigerians are waching
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by hexy40: 8:23am On Jun 02, 2016
Kyase:
While you are away, buhari announced the clean up of ogoniland, which you couldn't do in the past 10 years in the presidency.....
While you are away, buhari [b]announced [/b]the clean up of ogoniland, which you couldn't do in the past 10 years in the presidency.....
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by FBLJ(m): 8:23am On Jun 02, 2016
modath:
Jonathan while you were away, Olisa Metuh has "begged" to refund 400m out of the funds for protection of the citizens that you connived with Dasuki and madam gele to fund your undeserved and failed 2nd term bid.
Where did he agree, were you in the meeting? next thing they will say, legal reasons made it impossible for him to return it.
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by buksaylor001: 8:23am On Jun 02, 2016
eyeview:
It will be a miracle if buhari achieves the following by 2019.
1,Make a dollar equal to N202
2,Restore power supply to 5,000MW
3,Fuel back to N86.50
4,Rice back to N8,000/bag
5,Inflation down to single digit
6,Make our economy the 3rd fastest developing in the world(currently less than 15th in africa)
7,Restore about 3million jobs lost in the last 1year

In other words,it will be a miracle for buhari to get things back to how Gej handed it over to him

Nigerians are no longer asking that Buhari makes a dollar equal to a naira as he promised,
Nigerians are no longer asking that he stabilizes the price of the crude oil in the international market (I still laugh)
Nigerians are no longer asking that he bring fuel to N40/litre.
Nigerians are no longer asking for free meal daily for school children.
Nigerians are no longer asking that he pays N5000 monthly allowance to unemployed graduates(newsflash:they've increased by 3million)
Nigerians now know that he couldn't wipe out bokoharam in 3months.
Nigerians now know that he couldn't find the chibok girls in 6weeks(after wining, he looked their parents in the face and told them that he doesn't know where their kids are).
Nigerians are now asking that he returned everything to how they were handed to him before the next election and quietly get away from there by 2019
They are now asking for divine intervention-
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Nobody: 8:26am On Jun 02, 2016
johnsonjosbles:
bros,there is weapon of mass destruction trown to nigerian youths! It is called brain control switch OFF! See how youth celebrating the man under his watch bilions of dorlas were looted that the thiefs were even offering to return loots, these useless youth never see anything wrong about that but quick to condem buhari! Take it or leave it, everybody in Nigeria are fantastically stuupid.
no body is celebrating anything d truth is, between 2 bad people one would b better Dan d oda... Corruption was gross under GEJ accepted... Poverty hardship strikes and pipeline bombings is now gross under buhari... Honestly who wudnt prefer a lil bad wif more ghud Dan a lil ghud wif more bad.. . ND don't give mi it's jux one year bullshit.. And is not as if corruption has disappeared sef
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:26am On Jun 02, 2016
Oomedical:
i dont think you are employable. If you could lose your job during GEJ era, who will now employ during buharis era when we have lost up to one million jobs already and diamond and ecobank just sacked many workers. You better continue your zombeism. It is your calling
Lmao oboi you wicked ooooiooh!!!!!
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by bringbackourGEJ: 8:26am On Jun 02, 2016
GEJ, while you were away, Boooohari too was away. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Nobody: 8:28am On Jun 02, 2016
buksaylor001:
They are now asking for divine intervention-
tnk u my broda...
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by pweetychyka(f): 8:28am On Jun 02, 2016
#Gejwhenyouwereaway, PMB came to the media and said 'He pities Lai Mohammed' shocked shocked
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Nobody: 8:29am On Jun 02, 2016
bringbackourGEJ:
GEJ, while you were away, Boooohari too was away. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
high five my broda
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by nortcentrallord(m): 8:35am On Jun 02, 2016
modath:
While you were away, your beloved mistress Diezani after eating so much yam developed cancer of the intenstine, looked for Dele Momodu and went from shiny to scary....
Even in her "scary" state, she still looks cute than you. She was your acclaimed mistress of GEJ yet not even a local government councilman will mistress you. The height she has reached in her profession, I doubt if you will ever get close. Her kids are living their life, I doubt if you have one. Sheer hatred kills faster than a sword.
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by Kyase(m): 8:35am On Jun 02, 2016
godoluwa:
2007-2015 is hw many years? go skul u no gree
Go school you no gree. Even 5 can be round up to 10 mathematicaly
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:42am On Jun 02, 2016
tuffpivot:
no body is celebrating anything d truth is, between 2 bad people one would b better Dan d oda... Corruption was gross under GEJ accepted... Poverty hardship strikes and pipeline bombings is now gross under buhari... Honestly who wudnt prefer a lil bad wif more ghud Dan a lil ghud wif more bad.. . ND don't give mi it's jux one year bullshit.. And is not as if corruption has disappeared sef
I understand ur analysis, but our orientation and mind is important, this is our country, we shouldn't allow either of the Bad! We should stand against misrule and fight as a true freedom fighters not tribalistic and patiality! I also agree FG has never being fare with ND people, which is condemnable but what happen to ND leaders who fraustrated little effort of FG in ND, they loot,loot and looted. When sombody want to question, thesame affected people shout witch huntinhg! My broda, Nigeria poroblems are more complex than Calculus. I concur to anything jare bcoos we in to it all together.
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by thexzy(m): 8:45am On Jun 02, 2016
GEJ, #While you were away, That Guy that Trekked for Buhari when announced the President by INEC Chairman after the election, is now in a Serious coma of REGRET while He took such a stewpid decision. He has so regretted it that He thought the CHANGE will be positive and not a Negative one.. Sir, All these Happened while you were away
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by ikorodureporta: 8:51am On Jun 02, 2016
Jonathanians grin
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by bezimo(m): 8:53am On Jun 02, 2016
eyeview:
It will be a miracle if buhari achieves the following by 2019.
1,Make a dollar equal to N202
2,Restore power supply to 5,000MW
3,Fuel back to N86.50
4,Rice back to N8,000/bag
5,Inflation down to single digit
6,Make our economy the 3rd fastest developing in the world(currently less than 15th in africa)
7,Restore about 3million jobs lost in the last 1year

In other words,it will be a miracle for buhari to get things back to how Gej handed it over to him

Nigerians are no longer asking that Buhari makes a dollar equal to a naira as he promised,
Nigerians are no longer asking that he stabilizes the price of the crude oil in the international market (I still laugh)
Nigerians are no longer asking that he bring fuel to N40/litre.
Nigerians are no longer asking for free meal daily for school children.
Nigerians are no longer asking that he pays N5000 monthly allowance to unemployed graduates(newsflash:they've increased by 3million)
Nigerians now know that he couldn't wipe out bokoharam in 3months.
Nigerians now know that he couldn't find the chibok girls in 6weeks(after wining, he looked their parents in the face and told them that he doesn't know where their kids are).
Nigerians are now asking that he returned everything to how they were handed to him before the next election and quietly get away from there by 2019
Absolutely.
Buhari return everything to how you met it.
Re: #GejWhileYouWereAway Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React by williamsmankind(m): 8:55am On Jun 02, 2016
While u were away Buhari have deploy Libyans to take over our land .
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