Queennob1e:
lol, u are so funny

pls how do I get to NYSC facebook page or twitter handle?

Maufey:
can someone help me with the link to nysc facebook page.

I havent seen the info .

I dont want to doubt the authenticity of this info

check the website nysc dot gov dot ng then check their social handles on d right

uchelvlink:
OMG! i wish i could reply all my mentions.



i lv you all, thanks for all your wishes!

after going on a 10-days visit to swaziland to meet the king over there, they took me to one of their chief herbalist and he gave me some otumopo for the DG, finally the otumopo is working on the DG that is why he rushed and fixed it on monday, if not, i would have increased the volume of the otumopo, only God knows what would have happened...

Then i just called one of my ministers today, minister of works, housing and bricklaying, chief otunege junior, and he told me that a pretty girl called uchelvlink is having her birthday today, so i had to leave swaziland with immediate effect, and took a keke napep from southafrica to nigeria by sea, and i ran to a nearby cyber cafe, and bought time, and ran over this village, because my mind was made up that i must wish this beautiful lioness a happy birthday shoutout...
So i log on to nairaland and started typing out this, write now as i am typing to you, the president of nigeria, president buhari just called me now, so i have a miss call, now vice president osibanjo is calling me now, let me pick his call, but happy birthday to you, i wish you long life and prosperity, i will get back to you when i finish my conversation with osibanjo...

hmmn...frm dier press release, dey said d CUL we printed earlier is nw INVALID...wil dey change our SOD? tym wil tell...#12.00pm#07.06.16

Maufey:
can someone help me with the link to nysc facebook page.

I havent seen the info .

I dont want to doubt the authenticity of this info

from their website, www.nysc.gov.ng scroll up, you will see the facebook symbol and even the twitter symbil there, click the facebook symbol, is like (F), na from ther you will be connected to their facebook page...

Abeg who dey camp for TARABA?

innosaint27:
What shall we say unto these things?
Nigeria has fallen, Nigeria is sick & Nigeria is dying! The celebration of mediocrity & the enthronement of professional liars on seats of leadership has become a cankerworm. Is this the Nigeria our heroes past fought for with blood & sweat? They all must be weeping for this country in their graves.
Oh Nigeria, who has struck you with madness?
Oh Nigeria, who has cursed you with blindness & deafness?
Oh Nigeria, who has paralyzed & maimed you?
Oh Nigeria, who has plucked out your tongue?
You can no longer think reasonably, see, hear, touch, walk nor speak with grace.
I cry so much & weep bitterly because Nigeria is drowning, it is sinking fast into centuries ago.
Aaaaah, the glory of Nigeria is lost!
We cannot even celebrate a football victory anymore.
WHAT IS THIS, WHAT HAS HAPPENED, WHO HAS DONE THIS
Noooooooooooooo!!!! This must never be allowed to continue. The only thing that persists is what we permit.
Our leaders have failed us, their policies have disgraced us, their promises have enslaved us & plunged the masses into valleys of sorrow & horror.
Let every Nigerian youth wake up!
Enough of the sleep. Wash the scales of "I cannot do it" off your eyes. Kill the demon plaguing your thoughts with ill fated ideas. We must begin to stimulate the good thoughts of repairing & repositioning this country. Think leadership! Think Greatness! The key & solution to Nigeria's predicament is no longer with nor in them. IT IS IN YOU & ME!
MAY GOD HELP THE NIGERIAN YOUTH & PLACE US IN OUR RIGHTFUL PLACES!



INNOCENT
Writing from Benin city, Edo State.
South South, Nigeria.


Cc:
Fraiser
Okitaiji
Villagegoat
Sydneyboss
et al

innosaint my brother, this your message has touched my heart, my cries just flooded my room now, but i am using broom to sweep it out, nice write up brother,
one day we shall smile and forget about the past
one day we shall smile and forget about our sufferings
one day we shall smile and tell our younger generation what we experienced
just one day

i believe in better nigeria
one day nigeria shall be a better place
just one day

19:30 - @>--@teewah_inya(*): BREAKING NEWS:2016 BATCH A (STREAM 11) ORIENTATION TO COMMENCE MONDAY.
The Management of the National Youth Service Corps wishes to inform all prospective Corps members that the President, Commander-in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari has approved and released funds to the Scheme to hold its planned Orientation course.
Consequently, Management of the Scheme has scheduled the 2016 Batch A Stream 11 Orientation course to commence from MONDAY 13th JUNE to WEDNESDAY 29th JUNE 2016 Nationwide.
Prospective Corps members are expected to log on to the NYSC Portal to commence printing of their Call-up letters from TUESDAY, 7th JUNE 2016 by 12noon as the earlier printed Call-up letters are now invalid. While those who did not subscribe for online printing should start collection of Call-up letters from THURSDAY 9th JUNE from their various institutions of graduation.
Management also wishes to thank all stakeholders in exercising patience for this new date and wishes all prospective Corps members a hitch free orientation exercise.
SIGNED
Management

thumbs up to all who participated in d struggle..l wonna believe this sudden action is due to d heat we gave them over d weekend...victory at last! nothing shall hold us back frm being in camp by this time nxt week. congrats!..

IghravweIG:
Yes o.. I dey fine now.

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw

Maufey:
can someone help me with the link to nysc facebook page.

I havent seen the info .

I dont want to doubt the authenticity of this info

Dahz d link: https://www.facebook.com/officialnysc/

Yagazee:

So many NYSC page when I searched. Didn't know which is original

gobto their website check right bottom u will see the Facebook page click on it, it will take u to their Facebook page like it u recieve latest update

aliyu531:
Abeg who dey camp for TARABA?

I will be camping @Taraba, though posted to Adamawa. I am from the heart of Nasarawa State.

ugwa007:

Unfair,no medicine.

more unfair petroleum engr.. ..and nh oil n gas training outfit

Essont:

I will be camping @Taraba, though posted to Adamawa. I am from the heart of Nasarawa State.

We don dey surface small small

giftiebrown:
hmmn...frm dier press release, dey said d CUL we printed earlier is nw INVALID...wil dey change our SOD? tym wil tell...#12.00pm#07.06.16

it is invalid cuz d date is no lonqer valid..state of deployment remains dsame..

Don't go far, here's a screen shot.

Anyways, I won’t say a thing, I won’t even think of it, until I wake up and see my self on my bunk camping already. Saviour pls do not pass us by!

Honeybash:
i love ur faith

Thanks 4 Dat,i Love Being Positive.......

Sunnepa17:


GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw

Baba .. Shey this info dey there handle on Twitter

Check dere twitter handle: https://mobile.twitter.com/nysc_ng

maccabi:



Baba .. Shey this info dey there handle on Twitter

Ɣξαђ ......https://mobile.twitter.com/nysc_ng

giftiebrown:
hmmn...frm dier press release, dey said d CUL we printed earlier is nw INVALID...wil dey change our SOD? tym wil tell...#12.00pm#07.06.16

i think they will change it to newyork, washington dc, london, oklahoma, leicester city, paris and some other cities sha, they said they wanna fix the camp in nigeria, so we can serve outside nigeria to promote our culture and tourism for better planning, i have checked my own sha, i saw USA and my PPA is white house, so tomorrow you will see your own, just pray it is not IRAQ ooo

WeedyGonzalez:
Baba himself Carry on sir anybody Wey look you anyhow just signal me I go burst him head one time in fact if person March your shoe sef I go kneel am down flog am there Oga sir.

Nwannem, cool o down...my niggaz hia nah educated graduates,so i no bliev say fight fit sup...jus dey flenjor dey go...if dat crate don finish,collect extra 1 bottle make u for no throwup...

hope our SOD won't change cos d DG made mention of invalidity of d first CUL we printed.... jst bothered rite now...

I said cul later will be out this week

I Tink My Prophesy Always Right, I Said B4 Dis Thread Reaches 600 Pages, We Shall Hear A Good News.....Look At It Nw........Pls I Need 1000 Likes For My Supernatural Prophesy.....

giftiebrown:
hmmn...frm dier press release, dey said d CUL we printed earlier is nw INVALID...wil dey change our SOD? tym wil tell...#12.00pm#07.06.16

guy exactly my thought too! If them even think talkless of try am... mk I dey look them first!

frederick456:
I said cul later will be out this week

Just Negodu

I can see honebash peeping through the windows of this village, is she shy??

abeg who else dem post go delta state?

Rx350:

Just Negodu

nna mehn, just negodu that prophet , his prophecy just came true, please give him one bottle of orijin