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1. You start to get the warning cramps.
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Brace yourselves, the storm is coming.


2. You have a completely messed up calendar so you walk around with an emergency pad in your bag.

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*Playing police and thief with period*


3. And then it comes earlier than you expected.
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You sly bastard.


4. Or it comes late.
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Ya wehcome. How journey?


5. It just comes.
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Blood be screaming “Pharaoh let my people goooo!”


6. More cramps and you start to question your very existence.
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Lord. Why me?


7. And then taking a shit is not as inspiring as it used to be.
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Nah. Not today.


8. What about taking a shower?
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Sigh.


9. You want to drink yoghurt with cake and scream at the person beside you because you felt their breath same time you felt one more pimple spring out.
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*roaring*


10. You sneeze and the tap opens again.
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Here we go again.


11. When you feel like you’re dying but someone still expects you to smile back.
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Okay, you can have the smile.


12. Then someone who has never had a period says, “Haba! Is it not ordinary period”.
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DIIIEEEEE!!!!


13. You just finished crying and now you don’t know why you’re laughing.
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*Mood Jangilova* *Mood Swing*


14. And then you look in the mirror and start to feel like you added 10kg.

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Whatttt?!


15. You can’t tell if the foolish boys are looking at your bums or a stain.
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Vultures.


16. Making sure no one is watching when you get up so you can check the seat because you don’t trust these pads.
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17. And then suddenly, you realise your period has stopped.
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Ameeeen!


18. But then it pops back again.

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Why are you doing Ojuju Calabar


19. And then it finally goes.

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Bye Bloodicia. See you next month!!





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Geeeezzzz!!! No wonder its called a visitor.....

kai,very true.period can be such a nuisance let alone painful period.

lol,captured perfectly

couldnt agree more.

Abiagirl777:
lol,captured perfectly

Perfect description.

I can relate to all of these.

no 12 got me rolling on the floor.....sh*t men, dt pain is real