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Hilarious Laws Which You Have Not Studied In
Schools!!!

↠Law of Equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get
ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time
taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5
minutes!

↠Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

↠Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy tone.

↠Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.

↠Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
↠Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

↠Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.

↠Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

↠Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

↠Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the
entry arrive last.

↠Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

↠Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better
one.

↠Law of Relativity:
Sit with a beautiful woman whom you are
planning on getting her digits and it seems like
1sec, before you put up a request she had walked
away.

↠Law of Toilet:
The Sh.i.t starts coming out when you are getting
closer to the toilet.

↠Law of Time:
The time started running faster whenever you are
in a haste

Funny but they are all true.

Lol so true

JayTheWebExpert:
↠Law of Toilet:
The Sh.i.t starts coming out when you are getting closer to the toilet.

101% true
Sometimes I wonder if my anus got eyes it seems to know when Im close to the toilet

no 4 sha very true

Lol...funny thou.

Cyph98:
101% true
Sometimes I wonder if my anus got eyes it seems to know when Im close to the toilet

LMAO this dude ur funny...... But it's true Sha, I experience same stuff too.

law of toilet is 100% true

True yan.......



How did u get to know all did..

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jessejagga:
no 4 sha very true

You must be a mechanical engineer...

wisemania:
You must be a mechanical engineer...

marine engineer

no argument

Nice thread, the probability of seeing someone you know when you are with someone you don’t wanna be seen with is high....this is very true. Abeg lalasticlala comman do sontin.