Lero15:


Lol. No makeup will save us some dough

Issorait... I will wear Ivyy's amount of make-up, it's not too much and dough will still be saved.

What do you say?

amicable09:


Issorait... I will wear Ivyy's amount of make-up, it's not too much and dough will still be saved.

What do you say?

Am I the only one reading meaning into this?

Phew!!!
This beauty pageant haf finally reach o!

I've missed though... missed out on the elimination tournament. But good thing is our beauty queens are still in the game.

JV guys, you know how we roll, let's go out there tomorrow and show them we know how to make some noise!

Singlefade25, it was because of Ivyy campaign I lost page 1000 to you. Do you think I will loose my voting rights for anything on NL?

Ferdyboss, be mentioning upandan, let's see who'll get there first between you and I!

Lastmumu, your case no be here. I will make sure you chop ban tomorrow.

Davide470, after tomorrow who's next?
*****************
Let's vote for the easiest spelling moniker
She's written some cool stuff on managing depression. I recommend that thread specially for Yorex and all other joblanders, you'll find it an interesting read.

On behalf of my NL nuclear, extended and ancestral family forgive us nljega, we'll be voting for two queens tomorrow. (I'll use one stone to kill two birds!)

That's the way forward!
We are joblanders, we are not Jack the dull boy!

karleone:


Am I the only one reading meaning into this?

Lol
Lero and I still dey discuss family matter, don't read meaning yet . Read sentence only.

Howdy Karl?

amicable09:

Lol
Lero and I still dey discuss family matter, don't read meaning yet . Read sentence only.

Howdy Karl?

Family matters abi? It is well. See you @ d polls tomorrow.

By the way, I'm doing great. It's not been easy though, but we're hopeful.
Hope you had a great day @ work?
Have they asked you to summarize another novel?

LastMumu:
See how your teeth black like darkness, na charcoal you dey always chop?


Amicable09, see the fine babe I was discussing with you about. My WIG (Widely Important Goal) for the next two months is to steal her away from Davide470 and make her my permanent babe for life!


You never chimchumchim.

Hahahaha... I laugh in Swahili!
Na black teeth you don dey trip for? You for tell me na! I even cook with charcoal, I can chew as much as it will take to get my teeth just as black!

Tell your Ivyy to come and read her manifesto to us here because my paddies are ready for tomorrow. Already, we've got one courteous bae that almost stole my mingled boo's attention away from me, dazzle us here with her charms.

Will Ivyy give us jobs when she gets the e-crown by our support?
I want to know. I'm sure joblanders too want to hear her response to this post.

**sits down on mat and gulps a jug of kunu**

Good evening amicable09

karleone:


Family matters abi? It is well. See you @ d polls tomorrow.

By the way, I'm doing great. It's not been easy though, but we're hopeful.
Hope you had a great day @ work?
Have they asked you to summarize another novel?

Lol @ polls tomorrow.
I understand what you saying. We'll talk more about that off here. Let's work something small out together.

About work, I had a presentation on etiquette today but you need to see me now, let alone hear me talk. I've been under the weather for days. My health is just acting funny. I'll do mine next week when I'm audible and stronger.

lanicky:
Good evening amicable09

Oh my love!
I can't believe you've got your eyes on me now! Lol...

OK. Good evening Duchess
How are you?
I'm sorry I've been offline for days. I kinda broke down, cold hit me bad *sad face*

Tell me, who's monitoring me for you?

amicable09:


Issorait... I will wear Ivyy's amount of make-up, it's not too much and dough will still be saved.

What do you say?

Hehehe. Are you sure??

amicable09:

Oh my love!
I can't believe you've got your eyes on me now! Lol...

OK. Good evening Duchess
How are you?
I'm sorry I've been offline for days. I kinda broke down, cold hit me bad *sad face*

Tell me, who's monitoring me for you?

Yeah, of course I had my eyes on you..
And fortunately you're here.

I'm fine, thank you.. Sorry about your health, hope you feel better now?

No body, like I said before I've had my eyes on you.

amicable09:

Lol @ polls tomorrow.
I understand what you saying. We'll talk more about that off here. Let's work something small out together.

About work, I had a presentation on etiquette today but you need to see me now, let alone hear me talk. I've been under the weather for days. My health is just acting funny. I'll do mine next week when I'm audible and stronger.

About working ut smth together.. I'm game.

Eyaah!! Kpele o! You'll surely be strong. Just that this your saturday work also.. Hmm.. They should kukuma give you guys time to rest o..

amicable09:


Tell your Ivyy to come and read her manifesto to us here because my paddies are ready for tomorrow. Already, we've got one courteous bae that almost stole my mingled boo's attention away from me, dazzle us here with her charms.

Will Ivyy give us jobs when she gets the e-crown by our support?
I want to know. I'm sure joblanders too want to hear her response to this post.

Supported

Cc ivyy

lanicky:




Yeah, of course I had my eyes on you..
And fortunately you're here.

I'm fine, thank you.. Sorry about your health, hope you feel better now?

No body, like I said before I've had my eyes on you.

Lol.
Can your eyes really keep track of my walkabout on NL?

OK. You have come to sweep me off my feet again tonight abi? Let me ask you one quick question before I finally voice out publicly my unalloyed support to my choice contestant!

Why are you interested in this e-crown? What is Lanicky's motive for wanting the crown and the money?

For us here in JV section, we would have preferred if Seun came up with an essay contest or debate of some sort with a grand prize of 50k to the winner rather than have us vote for people we know are already beautiful, with or without our votes, Lanicky is still beautiful without makeup. So why should we happily support you tomorrow?

P.S. Take your time to answer this question. Your response will either earn you our love or give you our bad eye . Trust us here, we are not smiling in money matters.

karleone:


About working ut smth together.. I'm game.

Eyaah!! Kpele o! You'll surely be strong. Just that this your saturday work also.. Hmm.. They should kukuma give you guys time to rest o..

Thanks jare. Thank you my brother.
I'll be home all day tomorrow. I need all the rest I can get.

amicable09:

Hahahaha... I laugh in Swahili!
Na black teeth you don dey trip for? You for tell me na! I even cook with charcoal, I can chew as much as it will take to get my teeth just as black!

Tell your Ivyy to come and read her manifesto to us here because my paddies are ready for tomorrow. Already, we've got one courteous bae that almost stole my mingled boo's attention away from me, dazzle us here with her charms.

Will Ivyy give us jobs when she gets the e-crown by our support?
I want to know. I'm sure joblanders too want to hear her response to this post.

**sits down on mat and gulps a jug of kunu**

Lmao I will provide jobs indirectly by putting everyone in my prayers. One by one the jobs will just start flowing in.


Truth is I doubt me getting the Crown or not would empower me enough to create jobs for joblanders here, but one thing you can be sure of is that I would continue to add value to this wonderful section. During the years of my stay in the JV section, I have made a lot of friends here and would be glad to make new ones. I hope I can impact more positively as much as I have been able to learn from this section over the years.

I got my first job from here as well. Joblanders were my saviour lol.

https://www.nairaland.com/2122832/interview-dress-code

Cc: Lero15

amicable09:

Lol.
Can your eyes really keep track of my walkabout on NL?

OK. You have come to sweep me off my feet again tonight abi? Let me ask you one quick question before I finally voice out publicly my unalloyed support to my choice contestant!

Why are you interested in this e-crown? What is Lanicky's motive for wanting the crown and the money?

For us here in JV section, we would have preferred if Seun came up with an essay contest or debate of some sort with a grand prize of 50k to the winner rather than have us vote for people we know are already beautiful, with or without our votes, Lanicky is still beautiful without makeup. So why should we happily support you tomorrow?

P.S. Take your time to answer this question. Your response will either earn you our love or give you our bad eye . Trust us here, we are not smiling in money matters.

Thanks ma'am

First of all, I'd say I'm not contesting in this beauty pageant for the money. If I were, I wouldn't have contested before when there was no prize money attached. I competed in Miss Nairaland 2014 and even though I didn't win, at the end of the competition, I felt more confident, because it felt like I was being celebrated for being myself.

That's why I decided to enter Miss Nairaland 2016, the cash prize notwithstanding, if I win I think it will be a chance to help change the face of beauty pageants, since girls that look like me full-figured and natural aren't often represented. Just contesting in this year's edition brought me a lot of scorn from some nairaland users. Most people think I'm of average looks probably because I don't use make-up or fix Brazillian they say I'm not worthy to be crowned but I believe winning will be a small way to change the way people, especially on nairaland, see beauty.

ivyy:


Lmao I will provide jobs indirectly by putting everyone in my prayers. One by one the jobs will just start flowing in.


Cc: Lero15

Lol....

In that case, we unanimously appoint you the PRAYER SECRETARY of Jobs/Vacancies Section!

Brethren, bring your prayer request now.
Every mountain must be leveled!

amicable09:
Phew!!!
This beauty pageant haf finally reach o!

I've missed though... missed out on the elimination tournament. But good thing is our beauty queens are still in the game.

JV guys, you know how we roll, let's go out there tomorrow and show them we know how to make some noise!

Singlefade25, it was because of Ivyy campaign I lost page 1000 to you. Do you think I will loose my voting rights for anything on NL?

Ferdyboss, be mentioning upandan, let's see who'll get there first between you and I!

Lastmumu, your case no be here. I will make sure you chop ban tomorrow.

Davide470, after tomorrow who's next?
*****************
Let's vote for the easiest spelling moniker
She's written some cool stuff on managing depression. I recommend that thread specially for Yorex and all other joblanders, you'll find it an interesting read.

On behalf of my NL nuclear, extended and ancestral family forgive us nljega, we'll be voting for two queens tomorrow. (I'll use one stone to kill two birds!)

That's the way forward!
We are joblanders, we are not Jack the dull boy!

She has to win.

Jay542:
She has to win.

She or Me?
I am paving the way for my e-crown!

amicable09:

Lol....

In that case, we unanimously appoint you the PRAYER SECRETARY of Jobs/Vacancies Section!

Brethren, bring your prayer request now.
Every mountain must be leveled!

Lol, I would gladly accept the post. I'm particularly keen on levelling every mountain of unemployment bedevilling every joblander this year. Operation Everybody must get a job activated!



Truth be told, I understand how it feels to look for job for a long time without getting one after graduating. I hope and pray we all get our desired jobs before this year runs out God's grace.


By the way, I have been a silent follower of your diary. I think I remember stumbling upon it this year after one of my nairaland friends shared one of your posts on your diary. I was really wowed.

amicable09:
Phew!!!
This beauty pageant haf finally reach o!

I've missed though... missed out on the elimination tournament. But good thing is our beauty queens are still in the game.

JV guys, you know how we roll, let's go out there tomorrow and show them we know how to make some noise!

Singlefade25, it was because of Ivyy campaign I lost page 1000 to you. Do you think I will loose my voting rights for anything on NL?

Ferdyboss, be mentioning upandan, let's see who'll get there first between you and I!

Lastmumu, your case no be here. I will make sure you chop ban tomorrow.

Davide470, after tomorrow who's next?
*****************
Let's vote for the easiest spelling moniker
She's written some cool stuff on managing depression. I recommend that thread specially for Yorex and all other joblanders, you'll find it an interesting read.

On behalf of my NL nuclear, extended and ancestral family forgive us nljega, we'll be voting for two queens tomorrow. (I'll use one stone to kill two birds!)

That's the way forward!
We are joblanders, we are not Jack the dull boy!

You didn't include mimzy?

MondeLuv:


You didn't include mimzy?

Nne, you are veli beauriful oo..

davide470:
Nne, you are veli beauriful oo..

Lolz, thank u.

lanicky:


Thanks ma'am

First of all, I'd say I'm not contesting in this beauty pageant for the money. If I were, I wouldn't have contested before when there was no prize money attached. I competed in Miss Nairaland 2014 and even though I didn't win, at the end of the competition, I felt more confident, because it felt like I was being celebrated for being myself.

That's why I decided to enter Miss Nairaland 2016, the cash prize notwithstanding, if I win I think it will be a chance to help change the face of beauty pageants, since girls that look like me full-figured and natural aren't often represented. Just contesting in this year's edition brought me a lot of scorn from some nairaland users. Most people think I'm of average looks probably because I don't use make-up or fix Brazillian they say I'm not worthy to be crowned but I believe winning will be a small way to change the way people, especially on nairaland, see beauty.

Lanicky! Lanicky! Lanicky!
Mmmh....

I think NL error is now awake, they are keeping tabs on my night parole with you

I love your naturalness sha. If you win now, my mingled boo will stop allowing me to apply powder *frowns*. But you will boost a lot of Morales sha, those of us who need to learn what it means to be rejected, will come to you for inspiration. Those of us who are finding it hard to come to terms to falling and failing, will take one look at you and draw strength for another wild chase.

I wish you success tomorrow.
I will be presently present to hear the verdict

P.S. To finally sweeten my belle tonight, I need you to upload one picture of yourself sweeping your compound or carrying firewood . I want to be sure Lanicky is purely Nigerian

MondeLuv:


You didn't include mimzy?

Oh sweetheart, forgive me. That was an oversight.
I haven't checked the list of those who made it to the top 4 or 5, I just remembered two of the contestants.

I remember Mimzy now
But she intimidates me with her behind
If I invite her here, Davide470 will hijack her

So, I'm trying to be safe unless she promises to come with her face only, then I'm in!

amicable09:

Lanicky! Lanicky! Lanicky!
Mmmh....

I think NL error is now awake, they are keeping tabs on my night parole with you

I love your naturalness sha. If you win now, my mingled boo will stop allowing me to apply powder *frowns*. But you will boost a lot of Morales sha, those of us who need to learn what it means to be rejected, will come to you for inspiration. Those of us who are finding it hard to come to terms to falling and failing, will take one look at you and draw strength for another wild chase.

I wish you success tomorrow.
I will be presently present to hear the verdict

P.S. To finally sweeten my belle tonight, I need you to upload one picture of yourself sweeping your compound or carrying firewood . I want to be sure Lanicky is purely Nigerian

Thanks ma'am, I guess I have you word?


You'll get the picture when you vote.

The queen herself is here. Attention all joblanders, I hereby bring the gospel of Lanicky to you.
Pls we need your support in the grand finale tomorrow. We can't do ths without you. Voting starts 10 am tomorrow.
God bless you.

Remember, the Name is LANICKY....

ivyy:


Lol, I would gladly accept the post. I'm particularly keen on levelling every mountain of unemployment bedevilling every joblander this year. Operation Everybody must get a job activated!



Truth be told, I understand how it feels to look for job for a long time without getting one after graduating. I hope and pray we all get our desired jobs before this year runs out God's grace.


By the way, I have been a silent follower of your diary. I think I remember stumbling upon it this year after one of my nairaland friends shared one of your posts on your diary. I was really wowed.

Lol.
Ivyy na lie! Ivyy I no gree!
Why do you want to be nairalanderlistic! Why mention a diary I don't have! Why spy on me!

You will have to look for another way to beat the drum so I can dance to your tune

amicable09:

Oh sweetheart, forgive me. That was an oversight.
I haven't checked the list of those who made it to the top 4 or 5, I just remembered two of the contestants.

I remember Mimzy now
But she intimidates me with her behind
If I invite her here, Davide470 will hijack her

So, I'm trying to be safe unless she promises to come with her face only, then I'm in!

Don't worry, there's no ass in this pic.

Mimzy's not just beautiful but also radiating with brilliance. She's also very opinionated and not one to patronise or pretend for votes.

She will be here in no time. I hope you guys will actually choose her if she wow's you o?

lanicky:

Thanks ma'am, I guess I have you word?

You'll get the picture when you vote.

Lol. Alright then.
Tomorrow, go tight sha. But I assure you it will be good whatever the outcome.