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Audray:
Lol.I'm wondering what xactly those "standards" are.But maybe there's a purpose. That being to observe how long a girl can keep licking ass*s to win N50,000 .It's harmless reasearch :p.

[color=#cc66ff] Smh.[/color]

Audray:
Hey bae! Long time.
I have'nt got any candidate in mind.I'm not even voting. Apathy is fun! U nko? Who u voting?

Huh.? Oh I see

Erm....... voted refiner and Mysticalgal once and observing who wins

I drew a portrait of Falz the bahd guy done with "lucky diamond" biro. Check my thread https://www.nairaland.com/3185822/stories-dar-torshe-art-easyolags

Easyolags:
I drew a portrait of Falz the bahd guy done with "lucky diamond" biro. Check my thread https://www.nairaland.com/3185822/stories-dar-torshe-art-easyolags

nice bro.. seen it

really nice

calliope:
Huh.? Oh I see

Erm....... voted refiner and Mysticalgal once and observing who wins

Please na... vote me...

Audray:
Nah. Infact...I've been stalking you...

Stalking me? Oh you're the one who's been liking my posts as far back as 2015 October. Wow! Don't know if should take this as a compliment, or statement.

How are you anyway?

refiner:
Please na... vote me...

I want someone who wud repel the repressive laws and discrimination against the lgbt community on nairaland... Errrr... So far nothing had been said
So the question is? what is in for us

Abi na to just sitdon dey observe

not bad for a beginner

joseph1832:
Stalking me? Oh you're the one who's been liking my posts as far back as 2015 October. Wow! Don't know if should take this as a compliment, or statement.

How are you anyway?

Me? like ur posts!? LOL...You wish! I say stalking in such a way that there's a high chance of u being randomly stabbed or shot at as ur walking down a street. :x

tayo200:
not bad for a beginner

ha!

oga at the top I hail!
Thanks boss, will improve

Audray:
Me? like ur posts!? LOL...You wish! I say stalking in such a way that there's a high chance of u being randomly stabbed or shot at as ur walking down a street. :x

Readily you'll find this as the case of the hunter, becoming the Hunted.

Or why do you think I follow you? LOL.

joseph1832:
Readily you'll find this as the case of the hunter, becoming the Hunted.

Or why do you think I follow you? LOL.

meh.Ur not a very good hunter.Ur lousy at it.Ur following some other poor girl.Watch ur back bro...That random noise might not be a rat...

Audray:
meh.Ur not a very good hunter.Ur lousy at it.Ur following some other poor girl.Watch ur back bro...That random noise might not be a rat...

LOL. Never forget, a hunter who makes its prey know he's coming, truly knows this: "when you understand the nature of a thing, you know what its capable of".

joseph1832:
LOL. Never forget, a hunter who makes its prey know he's coming, truly knows this: "when you understand the nature of a thing, you know what its capable of".

Wow... So deep!At least u acknowledged that u are the prey here.Also the only thing ur capable of is running. I promise you...You're not gonna see that meat cleaver coming...

Audray:
Wow... So deep!At least u acknowledged that u are the prey here.Also the only thing ur capable of is running. I promise you...You're not gonna see that meat cleaver coming...

Ohhh I'm peeping in my pants. Like I told you before, the hunter, will become the hunter.

joseph1832:
Ohhh I'm peeping in my pants. Like I told you before, the hunter, will become the hunter.

Jeez dude! TMI! I don't wanna know what u doing with ur pants.Like what I saw at ur place was'nt horrifying enough...

Audray:
Jeez dude! TMI! I don't wanna know what u doing with ur pants.Like what I saw at ur place was'nt horrifying enough...

What you saw in my place? Which place? The place of heavenly bliss, or hunted dreams?

And hey, you just might like to take a sniff of my pants. who knows, you just might like it. LOL.

joseph1832:
What you saw in my place? Which place? The place of heavenly bliss, or hunted dreams?

And hey, you just might like to take a sniff of my pants. who knows, you just might like it. LOL.

Haha! OMG! . Do u not get the meaning of STALKER?. I don't just watch u.I Watch everything about u.Including where u live.*Don't tell me ur squating there* which is BTW,a dump! I was tempted to spike ur stuff with cyanide,but that isn't a very fun way to murder is it? Physical jeopardy all the way!

Audray:
Haha! OMG! . Do u not get the meaning of STALKER?. I don't just watch u.I Watch everything about u.Including where u live.*Don't tell me ur squating there* which is BTW,a dump! I was tempted to spike ur stuff with cyanide,but that isn't a very fun way to murder is it? Physical jeopardy all the way!

Audray, if insults is what you want to indulge in, I may be oblige to introduce you to my alter ego, ShaqFu, and believe me, he doesn't take prisoners.

joseph1832:
Audray, if insults is what you want to indulge in, I may be oblige to introduce you to my alter ego, ShaqFu, and believe me, he doesn't take prisoners.

LoLz.Are we "insulting"? I thought we were casually throwing death threats at each other!...Well...bring in ShaqFu.I haven't eviscerated anyone in a while.

Audray:
LoLz.Are we "insulting"? I thought we were casually throwing death threats at each other!...Well...bring in ShaqFu.I haven't eviscerated anyone in a while.

LMAO. I'm not throwing death threats at you, its against forum rules, and I don't want to get banned. I have a job to do with this moniker.

But feel free, if death threats is what you feel like throwing, I promise I'll indulge you.

joseph1832:
LMAO. I'm not throwing death threats at you, its against forum rules, and I don't want to get banned. I have a job to do with this moniker.

But feel free, if death threats is what you feel like throwing, I promise I'll indulge you.

Well ur taking too long to indulge.I've already threatened u with Knife stabs,gun shots, a meat cleaver,cyanide poisoning and evisceration!If this were real,you'd be long dead. LOL. ....So u are that ShaqFu guy. No wonder.

Audray:
Well ur taking too long to indulge.I've already threatened u with Knife stabs,gun shots, a meat cleaver,cyanide poisoning and evisceration!If this were real,you'd be long dead. LOL. ....So u are that ShaqFu guy. No wonder.

I'd rather you threaten me with the lushness of your veejayjay. I hear it makes those who taste it, keep coming back for more.

joseph1832:
I'd rather you threaten me with the lushness of your veejayjay. I hear it makes those who taste it, keep coming back for more.

Lol. Wut? U heard from where? Go to bed now.

Audray:
Lol. Wut? U heard from where? Go to bed now.

Now how come at the mention of your veejayjay, you suddenly found few words for comfort?. Remember what I said about the hunter being the hunted?

joseph1832:
Now how come at the mention of your veejayjay, you suddenly found few words for comfort?. Remember what I said about the hunter being the hunted?

Ugh. Now U think ur suave eh? . The whole VJ mentioning thing was abrupt.But then again u "heard" right :p .

Audray:
Ugh. Now U think ur suave eh? . The whole VJ mentioning thing was abrupt.But then again u "heard" right :p .

Then why deny me the taste of it, I hear the soft feel of it its like one having velvet passed along his tongue.

Indeed, I'm now inclined to dedicate a sex poem to your veejayjay.

Berlyn:
if only lala will let me

lala z interested o...hez just shy

joseph1832:
Then why deny me the taste of it, I hear the soft feel of it its like one having velvet passed along his tongue.

Indeed, I'm now inclined to dedicate a sex poem to your veejayjay.

Lol.G morning .I was just messing with ya .Looks like it worked! U should get a gf for that though.

Audray:
Lol.G morning .I was just messing with ya .Looks like it worked! U should get a gf for that though.

LOL. Must one have a girlfriend to do such? Ever heard of casual fling?