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Amazing creativity. Nigerian media houses are just not creative enough with headlines...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/06/blog-post_25.html

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Absolutely creative!

trust English media houses.....

WHAT WILL THE CAPTION BE ?

Na wa oooo

Make i take seat first

GasAndOilTheory:
WHEN BUHARI LEAVES OFFICE WHAT WILL THE CAPTION BE ?

see BU later

British and banter are like 5 & 6

The brits are too good with words

Penisinpenisout:
British and banter are like 5 & 6

The brits are too good with words

The funny thing is that if you submit this type of headline to most Nigerian editors, they will tell you it does not make sense

contactmorak:
The funny thing is that if you submit this type of headline to most Nigerian editors, they will tell you it does not make sense

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Penisinpenisout:
Spot on bro, if you look carefully you will notice that our newspaper headline only follows one pattern, it could be that they have lost all the sense of humor or they are just too serious with their job.

I think we are just too serious for nothing in this country; more formal than the English. I was discussing with a friend on a new chin-chin he wants to package for teenagers. I suggested Crunchy Bytes, he insisted it must be spelt 'bite' because bytes has to do with computers. I told him it does not matter in this case because the teenagers can easily relate with the creativity and fun. Besides, chin-chin itself is a snack meant for fun. I even told him there is a particular newspaper column for teens with the title "Nu Generashun". The guy no hear me ooo.

Epic

Penisinpenisout:
Spot on bro, if you look carefully you will notice that our newspaper headline only follows one pattern, it could be that they have lost all the sense of humor or they are just too serious with their job.

As in ehn, we're soo boring in everything. From our leaders to our pundits to journalists to even our babes. No humour at all, we take life too serious.
*Make a wisecrack with a naija babe and she'd come at you for insulting her.
*Listen to our Past and present heads of government speak and you'd fall asleep midway.
*Nigerians need to loosen up

Naija remains Naija, both home and abroad

Falling hands since 1700AD

Germany is in for some real gobe. Polish, albanains and other eastern Europeans stormed UK in their droves after their countries joined the EU. and took all d hand jobs from uk peeps. plumbers electricians painter builders etc. they charged less dan half of wat uk guys wud charge. naso uk pple begin dey vex hehehehe. Germanys self fit start to checkout for gerexit o. hehehehe

Nicely done! .

Epic indeed

Naira would soon overtake British Pounds soon .

Sun is always creative with their headies. My all time favourite would be their headline when England failed to qualify for the Euros after being knocked out by Croatia, with something like this "Great managers inspire but Steve Mclaren will be sacked today. 'A wally in a brolly'.

A wally, means a stupid person, a brolly means an umbrella. Now durring the game, it was raining and Steve brought out an umbrella to sheild himself.

olarhtunji:
does that mean no more champions league for England....Uefa And uefa Europe cup....Chai.....football doom

It doesn't affect that. It'll only affect the transfer policy and price of players. Because the pounds will definitely suffer.

BrightextBright:
can Nigerians ever dictates d fate of Nigeria just like d UKs?

Do you wan Nigeria to leave AU? Or what fate are you talking about?

Very captivating

does that mean no more champions league for England....Uefa And uefa Europe cup....Chai.....football doom

ogbomosho

Keneking:


Naira would soon overtake British Pounds soon .

Not under the dullard

Really epic....i enjoy British media use of paronomasia, especially goal.com

Their creative use of pun is unrivaled

When UK never exit EU

Not bad.

can Nigerians ever dictates d fate of Nigeria just like d UKs?

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