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ahnie:
Expecting another mini me .i begged God that i want to birth all my kids before i clock 29yrs.

Guess God z answerin my prayers .
Zino's birth story z still fresh in my mind.

JUNE 19th was in the restroom bathin wen i saw blood.

As a ftm(first time mum)i quickly told my MIL.
My sister inlaw dropped me at the hospital.i quickly settled myself in.was given a room and the rest.

I decided to give myself a royal treat.i went to ultimate taste and got myself meatpie,and canned coke and big bread.not that am hungry...was just buyin and keepin them by my birthside.i later went adjacent to the hospital sat close to one mai suya and got myself some and one bottle of small stout.i drank it and started encouragin myself.i came back and the nurses were like....haa mrs alex where yu go nah!

I told them i go groove....they started laughing and i retired to my little space preparing for the grand finale.

ahnie:
Then okon favour...omg gawd .miss favour z 5yrs old.choi you wee tish,and tish,n tish ntish n tishntishntish(teach)
For wia...dat z not favour's biznez ;Dall she z interested in dooyin z just to play and i tell you,its very frustrating.

It hurts for a parent paying huge bills and the kid z below average.its well with favour!

rezzy:
@ahnie, sorry for your loss. May God grant you double double

Koyayikobeyiba:
Sorry for you loss. God gives, God takes


Btw,your diary is so interesting and entertaining

Adaobi12:
lol. mummy zino , i swear e dey pain.
I have one in my class, she is so dull ehh. shout from now till eternity, you are talking to yourself. I have tried to pet her, make her my friend. omoge got to comfortable that she plays even when am serious. But she sabi craft. she can use paper to build the unthinkable. she is also good in drawing and vocational apitutde. i just do my best and leave her. I will miss my kids. Esp my namesake that will always want to share her snacks with me.

And my Isreal, who told one his friend that he likes how aunty used to spaek English.

ahnie:
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Caseless:
angelahnie is this you?

ahnie:
When i cudnt bear the pains again i started speakin ukwuani lingua to my mil....mama oya carry my bags....i dont want to giv birth again.then my eyes were reddish like who smoked ukwuani oilly canabiz sativa(indianhemp)

To buttress my point...piam i ran away with the drip stand

Running naked for that matter.who cares .

I was caught by four nurses we dealt with ourselves by spanking our selves.



Moments later the chubby doc came and was tryin to pacify me...i held his shirt saying...
I cannot calm down...ayam not comfy ooo.

Then i started shouting i want to poo.
I want to poo.
They said...poo it on top the table.
Was about jumpin down wen one of the nurses said...look at the babys head...oya open your legs now.


For wia...i shut my laps together.
They started spanking me that if i like ...lemmi kill my child.

Poor little zino was suffocating..i openned my laps and thank God she made it.she came out alive...pheeeeew

Labour z something x.but i thnk God that it ended in praise!

Now that little baby z a year and 12days.she z the reason behind this diary.

ahnie:
Please give me back my baby's slice .
She was just saying...but i want to JUST eat it AND PUT THE EGG INSIDE .

I WAS stoneface...mehn i jejely retrieved my baby's slice from her.

Omo coman see bony.she was just carrying her face upandan.she even xtended it to zino.she refuse to carry zino.

Imagine a 53yrs old woman behaving so.she wee bee eating children food.
Infact if she sees any staff eating...her WI-FI longer throat wee bee in your food and she must beg you to share food to her.