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Came Across This Post Shared On Facebook.... Very Strange Indeed!!!



From Source:

Going towards Ajah yesterday evening I was well prepared for the long traffic with my bottle of Pepsi and two Gala rolls. What happened on the road however is not something anybody can be prepared for.


Jamming my JCole music loud with my earpiece I did not at first notice the unusual crowd gathered at Jakande but soon the noise they were making penetrated through my music haze. A full BRT bus was parked and there were policemen all around it. "What happened, what happened" was all everyone could ask.


So as the correct amebo I am I decided to "investigate further". What I heard my people, e heavy for mouth no be small. This young dude entered BRT with all his body parts complete but at Jakande his penis got lost somewhere along the journey. "Nobody leave this bus!" the policemen shouted, "you are all going to the station if no one produces this man's thing."


The victim was almost running mad, holding the front of his trousers and shouting for his penis. It was not a funny sight at all, they did not let me video but don't worry, as soon as i get any updates you my readers will be the first to know.


My brothers out there please be careful when walking these Lagos streets o, don't let anybody touch you because its not only wallets they steal now, body parts can get missing painlessly too. God help us all.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/mans-manhood-gets-missing-in-lagos-brt.html

cc lalasticlala

End of discussion for him

ELeyi gidigan

Mikehell:
ELeyi gidigan

seriously!

Shey make person dey leave him joystick for house anytime one dey commot ni?

Oh God save that man.

Hehehe... No more sex for brother. The country is in a mess so whoever took it wants to use it for "ogwu ego"

Lol....this post is both strange and hilarious

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE

Pishure Of D Missing D**k Or Adonbilivit.

Eyaa sorry 4 the guy cos he will be miss it whe the girls say:

Kai.....e pain me for am.... So he can't fit do again....is a waoo

Wetin man no go see