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torqque7:
Those where the words of my dad..I am not from a family that parents dictate what you must do or who you must marry and all that,but lately I have bin picking this weird vibe from almost everyone around me about marriage and they even tell me am due for a wife..maybe its cos my younger brother got married three years ago and almost all my friends are married am still single lol..the thing is how can I get married when I keep meeting wrong females,am not perfect but mehnn we all have our standards right?anyway I look a lot younger than my age so I guess that's a plus for me,but until I find the right one I guess everyone has to accept my single status for now..

go and marry virgin mary den!

Your dad's advice is golden.

@Cutehector..Point me in her direction then

torqque7:
@Cutehector..Point me in her direction then

chei... Alright... Do u base in lagos?

for your mind na,so all d girls around you are good for f*cking not marriage abi?

[quote author=prettysassygirl post=38342030]for your mind na,so all d girls around you are good for f*cking not marriage abi?[/quote


lol i ddnt say that o. .So are you saying every body you date or meet you should marry?havnt you heard not every relationship ends in marriage? na wa o..smh y u no marry every guy way toast you na..

torqque7:
Those where the words of my dad..I am not from a family that parents dictate what you must do or who you must marry and all that,but lately I have bin picking this weird vibe from almost everyone around me about marriage and they even tell me am due for a wife..maybe its cos my younger brother got married three years ago and almost all my friends are married am still single lol..the thing is how can I get married when I keep meeting wrong females,am not perfect but mehnn we all have our standards right?anyway I look a lot younger than my age so I guess that's a plus for me,but until I find the right one I guess everyone has to accept my single status for now..

Ehen! Old man go and marry!!

Ishilove:
Ehen! Old man go and marry!!

So this is how you want to break my heart and drive me to another woman shey? ehenn just come first and give me 10kids before you drive me away..and that your mouth ehnn I must bite am for using it to drive me away..

Lol how's your night miss

torqque7:
So this is how you want to break my heart and drive me to another woman shey? ehenn just come first and give me 10kids before you drive me away..and that your mouth ehnn I must bite am for using it to drive me away..

Lol how's your night miss

Let's start with 6, 3 boys 3 girls . Buratai, Buratu, Tokwase, Terdo, Ishilove jnr and Toeqque jnr

My night was fine o, old man. Did you meet your deadline?

Ishilove:
Let's start with 6, 3 boys 3 girls . Buratai, Buratu, Tokwase, Terdo, Ishilove jnr and Toeqque jnr

My night was fine o, old man. Did you meet your deadline?

Lol six kids ke..noo too small,sha we can if you insist but then you'll to be ready to be killing all the others when I put them inside you be that o,cos the putting in na rapid response process..and that's the reason why them fit plenty reach 20 ..

And by the way self na all boys o so don't expect any girl..if you need female company then call your sisters to come keep you company. And why you come the worry for the name Buratai na which one come be Buratu again? ?hahaha do you know what BURA means in hausa? So you want to name my kids dic.k abi? cos that's what Bura means in hausa o. And where did you get all those other names Tokwase etc..lol you be benue girl?

See you,you don't even know your husbands name..lol its torqque o not toeqque .next time don't get it wrong

Hmm my dear I ddnt meet up the deadline o abeg I can't come and go and kill myself when I never born mini meez yet,but I told them Ishilove is responsible for my inability to meet up sha. So na me be old man?with this my sweet sixteen face .so il be calling you baby Ishilove from now too since you decided to give me a name too.

torqque7:
Lol six kids ke..noo too small,sha we can if you insist but then you'll to be ready to be killing all the others when I put them inside you be that o,cos the putting in na rapid response process..and that's the reason why them fit plenty reach 20 ..

And by the way self na all boys o so don't expect any girl..if you need female company then call your sisters to come keep you company. And why you come the worry for the name Buratai na which one come be Buratu again? ?hahaha do you know what BURA means in hausa? So you want to name my kids dic.k abi? cos that's what Bura means in hausa o. And where did you get all those other names Tokwase etc..lol you be benue girl?

See you,you don't even know your husbands name..lol its torqque o not toeqque .next time don't get it wrong

Hmm my dear I ddnt meet up the deadline o abeg I can't come and go and kill myself when I never born mini meez yet,but I told them Ishilove is responsible for my inability to meet up sha. So na me be old man?with this my sweet sixteen face .so il be calling you baby Ishilove from now too since you decided to give me a name too.

Ehen! Lemme rush to see the face

*rushes out*

*rushes back in*

Ha, see your face old man! I can even see the gray hair in your nostrils!!

Uncle Torque, you don old o

Go and marrrrryyyy!!

But seriously, bura is 'deek' in Hausa?

Lmao!

Are you hausa, torqque7?

Ishilove:
But seriously, bura is 'deek' in Hausa?

Lmao!
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Are you hausa, torqque7?

Hihihih. .yes you ddnt know?bura is dic.k in hausa o so dn't go and utterly the word loud where there are hausa people o lol.

No I am not hausa but grew up in the northern part of Nigeria, Abuja and jos basically..Originally from kogi state,and NO iam not Igala lol.

What about Ishilove?igbo or Yoruba lady?

Ishilove:
Ehen! Lemme rush to see the face

*rushes out*

*rushes back in*

Ha, see your face old man! I can even see the gray hair in your nostrils!!

Uncle Torque, you don old o


Go and marrrrryyyy!!

Lol..ehnn izi not when I find wife I go marry?wife hard to find these days o ..all you see around are either crazy Lil girls who will be contesting with you on who sabi fvck pass and who sabi smoke weed/ shisha pass..Good for fun but not good to be wifed..

So you can see my grey hairs already?I need to extend the dying process to my nose too,black dye should do the trick oya come and seat down on my lap and help me apply the dye.. but plss no sudden movements when on the lap so that my baby making tool will not cause confusion for us and instead of dying the grey hair, bad bad things will now start happening..

torqque7:
Hihihih. .yes you ddnt know?bura is dic.k in hausa o so dn't go and utterly the word loud where there are hausa people o lol.

No I am not hausa but grew up in the northern part of Nigeria, Abuja and jos basically..Originally from kogi state,and NO iam not Igala lol.

What about Ishilove?igbo or Yoruba lady?

Igbo. If you aren't Igala then you must be igbira...

torqque7:
Lol..ehnn izi not when I find wife I go marry?wife hard to find these days o ..all you see around are either crazy Lil girls who will be contesting with you on who sabi fvck pass and who sabi smoke weed/ shisha pass..Good for fun but not good to be wifed..

So you can see my grey hairs already?I need to extend the dying process to my nose too,black dye should do the trick oya come and seat down on my lap and help me apply the dye.. but plss no sudden movements when on the lap so that my baby making tool will not cause confusion for us and instead of dying the grey hair, bad bad things will now start happening..

Lmaaao! You're a clown. Yeye

Ishilove:
Igbo. If you aren't Igala then you must be igbira...

Wrong,and wrong again..neither sha we are a minority in kogi state..I am giving you that assignment do small research so you can know small about your country and its people and culture..

torqque7:
Wrong,and wrong again..neither sha we are a minority in kogi state..I am giving you that assignment do small research so you can know small about your country and its people and culture..

Hokay

Ishilove:
Igbo. If you aren't Igala then you must be igbira...

he can't be igbira

Ishilove:
Hokay

So my igbo lady,wherez your location?

torqque7:
So my igbo lady,wherez your location?

Lasgidi. You want to visit me?

pbs4real:
he can't be igbira

Why can't he be igbira?

Ishilove:
Lasgidi. You want to visit me?

Maybe,but Lasgidi too faar.. ..was hoping you were just visiting gidi, but based somewhere close to Abj or Abj itself ,you for don see me for your backyard already

torqque7:
Maybe,but Lasgidi too faar.. ..was hoping you were just visiting gidi, but based somewhere close to Abj or Abj itself ,you for don see me for your backyard already

Awwww. Don't worry dear, any day something carries me to that end we will definitely hook up for catfish peppersoup and chilled smirnoff!

Ishilove:
Awwww. Don't worry dear, any day something carries me to that end we will definitely hook up for catfish peppersoup and chilled smirnoff!

Lol OK I'll be waiting for you,see your small mouth like catfish pepper soup.. ;Dyou go chop tire..I don't eat that cat fish anymore o,got tired of it but I'll watch you eat it tho

Ehnn but when you are coming don't tell anybody that you are coming o so that when I kidnap you and put 10 boys inside you sharp sharp you won't be able to go back to Lasgidi again and they won't know where to come and look for you ..how can baby daddy be in abj and baby mama be far in Lagos?

torqque7:
Lol OK I'll be waiting for you,see your small mouth like catfish pepper soup.. ;Dyou go chop tire..I don't eat that cat fish anymore o,got tired of it but I'll watch you eat it tho

Ehnn but when you are coming don't tell anybody that you are coming o so that when I kidnap you and put 10 boys inside you sharp sharp you won't be able to go back to Lasgidi again and they won't know where to come and look for you ..how can baby daddy be in abj and baby mama be far in Lagos?

I love catfish!! I haven't eaten it a longtime but I plan to very soon.

If you want to push 10boys inside my tummy, put a ring on it. Abi you want to be like 2face?

Ishilove:
Why can't he be igbira?

i knw my people, he shld be 4rm kabba. . . .no offence

Ishilove:
I love catfish!! I haven't eaten it a longtime but I plan to very soon.

If you want to push 10boys inside my tummy, put a ring on it. Abi you want to be like 2face?

watching 4rm my black and white tv

pbs4real:
i knw my people, he shld be 4rm kabba. . . .no offence

Torqque7, are you from kabba?

pbs4real:
watching 4rm my black and white tv

Oya shift lemme watch too

Ishilove:
Torqque7, are you from kabba?

Wrong babe..not kabba either lol better do proper research o