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| 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
1. When you suddenly see cartons of juice and you know visitors are coming. It’s going down.  2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
2. When your mother starts bringing out food
you’ve never seen in the house before. Wow! Is it like that? 3 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Kruzilano(m): 9:50pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
*grab a bench* *sit quietly* anyone wanna join, feel free, buh don't make noise..besides I have popcorn.. |
| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
3. When you touch something in the fridge and
hear “IT’S FOR THE GUESTS!” chai!is it fair 4 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
4. When your mother wakes you up to clean your
room before the visitors come. is it my room they are entering 3 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by STANPASQUAL(m): 10:12pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by jaywatt(m): 10:12pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Nice.....The 1st 1 bust my ripps |
| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jul 04, 2016*. Modified: 10:36pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
[5. Your mother, bringing out the special cutlery reserved for only visitors: Untouchable for anyone else 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
6. When you hear the visitors arrive and
you pretend to be asleep so you don’t
have to go and greet. I don’t have energy, biko. 3 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
7. When your parents want you to still
dress properly just to come outside and
greet. Inside my own house again? 2 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
8. You and your siblings, greeting them
in the presence of your parents… Before your parents start the ‘you don’t know how to greet’ lecture. 6 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
9. How your parents see you as soon
as the visitors enter the house... Their unofficial waiter for the day. 3 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
No. 03 & 07 |
| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
10. Your parents face, when you linger
in the parlour a little too long… See ehn, just run. 3 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
11. When your parents that just finished
insulting you start praising you in front
of their visitors.... Oh? Wasn’t I just a stupid goat 5 minutes ago? 2 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
12. How your mother looks at you when
the visitor offers you out of their food... Her eyes = ‘You want to die today’ 3 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
13. You, waiting in your room for the
visitors to leave your house.... These ones should do and go. 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
14. When the visitors come with their
children and you have to entertain
them... Ugh! NO! 3 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 10:59pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
15. When your parents start acting fake
nice to you in their visitor’s presence... Ah! Since when? 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
16. When the visitors are about to wash
their own dishes and your mother tells
them to leave it for you... Hian! As they want to wash it, nko? 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 11:08pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
17. How you feel when they finally
leave... THANK YOU, GOD! 2 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
18. When your mother decides to “help
you keep” the money they dashed you. You know it’s gone forever. 7 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 11:39pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
When the visitors keep asking irrelevant kweshuns 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 11:42pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Then they now come and ask for extra jellof rice, the last few. you be like... This is just evul 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 11:49pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Your mum now lie that jellof rice has finish.. Yasss! 2 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
But your mum now come and say... "Lemme bring the remaining dodo and gizzard" Lord why, just why! 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by obiorathesubtle: 5:03am On Jul 05, 2016 |
| nigerian folks sha |
| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 7:16am On Jul 05, 2016 |
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| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by PainInTheAss(m): 9:58am On Jul 05, 2016 |
[color=Teal]very true. [/color] |
| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by SweetieConstie(f): 11:05am On Jul 05, 2016 |
Hahaha.... Hilarious! Lalasticlala, food don land oo... I smell FP!  |
| Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over! by GoldenJAT(m): 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
you nail am |
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