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Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by makzeze: 2:55pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive -INEC The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow -Abuja High Court The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo -Patrick Obahiagbon The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria -Fayose We will create another moon for Nigerians -APC Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. -Presidency We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons -NDA We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky -Boko Haram Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit We know where the moon is but we dont want to say. -The US govt 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 2:56pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
"Niger Delta Militants and IPOB planning to blow up the moon" - DSS "Hold IPOB and Niger Delta Avengers for missing moon" - MURIC "We will find and protect the moon from terrorist attacks" - Buruntai "The Biafrans should leave us to our moon and keep their Yeye sun" - Nairaland YAM Squad ( Kwararats chapter) "Hold Fayose, Ngozi and Jonathan responsible for missing moon" - SERAP, Falana. "Any attack on the moon is an attack on the north" - Buhari 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by Lastanza: 3:02pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Soo so on point. Typical Nigerian syndrome |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by Dfinex(f): 3:11pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lolsss....that's Nigerians for u. Always finding a way to make issues look and sound funny. please can the missing moon remain in it's hideout till further notice....somebody please tell it not to show yet ooo .....so that this holiday go make complete sense. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by idupaul: 3:13pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I predicted about the missing moon last month -----TB JOSHUA The Moon is not missing ,if you pay your tithe you will see it----- Daddy GO We have the moon in custody for it own safety ---DSS We have repelled an attack against the moon ---Nig Army We repeat no ransome was paid for the release of the moon --- Nigerian Police The police lied ,We paid ransome to release the moon -- Muslim Youth Council 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:15pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Dfinex: "No Moon, No work" - NLC declares indefinite stay at home strike protesting missing moon. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by Enegod(m): 3:16pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
idupaul: 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:17pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Under my watch I ensured that the moon never went missing - Obasanjo I too sabi 1 Like |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by Dfinex(f): 3:17pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
MagicBishop: Hahaha. ..I don die for laff. omo na bring back the moon things o...very soon 1 Like |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:21pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
"The moon will be restored tomorow in the night sky by this administration. As I speak now, the President is setting up a high level task force of local scientists and astronauts to bring back the moon" - Lai Mohammed. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:22pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
"don't ask me about the missing moon. I am not a rocket scientist" - Fashola 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:31pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
"we can't pay salaries because of missing moon and need urgent bailout" - Aregberascal 1 Like |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by Nobody: 3:34pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
If the moon is missing, America will know-.....Goodluck Jonathan 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by pattyphil(f): 3:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by makzeze: 3:38pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
crixtex:, lala, mynd44 |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by idupaul: 3:54pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by ExplicitContent: 4:24pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I dun laff |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by ceaz4r(m): 4:40pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The moon is Technically hiding. - Lai Moha Bring back our Moon. - Oby E Jonathan and PDP are the reason some people sight the moon before others. - APC |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by johnstar(m): 5:01pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by Ekejoestar(m): 7:47pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
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Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by xmich(m): 9:08pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
If the sun can't rise then the moon remain hidden - IPOB |
Re: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by LuveU2(f): 11:02pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
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