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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 10:36am On Jul 07, 2016
ChuxMyk:

Lol. I don return now. Full time. Lol. Both day and night
if dis hapns..I go run enta shebosss village
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by shebosss(f): 10:46am On Jul 07, 2016
coyy:
y u wan learn am why akwa ibom? ur wife na akwa ibom? Or u dey plan marry akwa ibom?
Olofofo honey, how e take consign u izit your learning? abi izit your Akwa Ibom? abi izit ya language? tongue tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 10:48am On Jul 07, 2016
shebosss:

Olofofo honey, how e take consign u izit your learning? abi izit your Akwa Ibom? abi izit ya language? tongue tongue
it's my baby's language and d guy even dey depend on ma baby to learn.. I gatz question am na..

na u I even question
ow e take consign u tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Kraspo(m): 10:48am On Jul 07, 2016
Emmaco1990:

OK thanks...
You welcome
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by CandiNET: 10:49am On Jul 07, 2016
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Kraspo(m): 10:51am On Jul 07, 2016
Shebosss and Coyy na w oo which levels?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 10:55am On Jul 07, 2016
Kraspo:
Shebosss and Coyy na w oo which levels?
400levels
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Kraspo(m): 11:10am On Jul 07, 2016
coyy:
400levels
Make una kuku spill over na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by shebosss(f): 11:11am On Jul 07, 2016
coyy:
if dis hapns..I go run enta shebosss village
Lol... You sabi road?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by shebosss(f): 11:13am On Jul 07, 2016
Kraspo:
Shebosss and Coyy na w oo which levels?
Na international levels bro grin grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by patty2014(f): 11:15am On Jul 07, 2016
coyy:
for ur mind now u dey form jagaban..
cos u b akwa ibom and u live for lag, na d advantage wey u get.. no b say u willingly learn am.
e gud sha.. ma IBO Tisa don run leave me

Use maruwa pursue am na! Abi make teach u Igbo ni?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 11:15am On Jul 07, 2016
Kraspo:
Make una kuku spill over na
spill over korr, split under ni.

guy, park!!!!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by patty2014(f): 11:16am On Jul 07, 2016
coyy:
for ur mind now u dey form jagaban..
cos u b akwa ibom and u live for lag, na d advantage wey u get.. no b say u willingly learn am.
e gud sha.. ma IBO Tisa don run leave me

Use maruwa pursue am na! Abi make i teach u Igbo ni?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 11:17am On Jul 07, 2016
shebosss:

Lol... You sabi road?
why not..even if I no sabi, I go contact dat man wey trek for buhari to tell me as e take sabi road to abj
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 11:17am On Jul 07, 2016
patty2014:


Use maruwa pursue am na! Abi make i teach u Igbo ni?
even jet no fit catch her.

teach me na..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by StarryV(f): 11:19am On Jul 07, 2016
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer…

A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left.

A little while later, John came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200
Abeg make una help me anwer o
Cc:
Yorme
Kapable75
Coyy
Shebosss
Misbeebee
Mzshyshy
Dottune
Manus17
Chumaster
Titanium38
Ruthobaz
Iyke1989
Greycious
Anuoluwaposimi
Dream2
Kraspo
Chuxmyk
Patty2014
Dotman2210
Et al...

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:19am On Jul 07, 2016
Kraspo:


This is the way- eat 3 lobes of red kolanuts, roast the tongue of an agilator and the claws of a tiger together and eat it and drink everything down with a cup of hyena's early morning urine. That's it. And Lagos is all yours dear.


You forgot to add that one should go to the place wher three roads meet. undecided. Oga na wa o! If na so, I'd rather go to jigawa. grin

But seriously, am trying to see if I can get Lagos. Lots of prospects. Iwatago wink
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 07, 2016
chiboy429:


Are you delta.? I am from kwale


Yes I am. Ukwani. Do you know Abala Oshimili. That's my side. You welcome bro. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by patty2014(f): 11:28am On Jul 07, 2016
Sheboss where are you? Bia eba means come here, ifunaya means love. Hence bia eba ifunaya'm,"come here my love" #sheboss# cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 11:40am On Jul 07, 2016
StarryV:
Deeply inspirational. Thanks for sharing.
Its my pleasure,thanks dear
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 11:41am On Jul 07, 2016
Titanium38:



Yes I am. Ukwani. Do you know Abala Oshimili. That's my side. You welcome bro. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Ukwani in Delta state?wow,i swear down,have been to that place,that was early this year for a burial ceremony of one woman who happened to be my benefactor,she gave me an accomodation for good 2months,free food,morning,afternoon and night.
Remembering all this make me sad,though she's old enough to die,probably 95plus,but i wish she never die,RIP mama,i will never forget your kind gesture.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 11:45am On Jul 07, 2016
@StarryV,i will settle for #2000.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by StarryV(f): 11:47am On Jul 07, 2016
Dotman2210:
Its my pleasure,thanks dear
smiley u welcome smiley
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by StarryV(f): 11:48am On Jul 07, 2016
Dream2:
@StarryV,i will settle for #2000.
I'll appreciate it if u'll explain further.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by patty2014(f): 11:49am On Jul 07, 2016
StarryV:
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer…

A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left.

A little while later, John came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200
Abeg make una help me anwer o
Cc:
Yorme
Kapable75
Coyy
Shebosss
Misbeebee
Mzshyshy
Dottune
Manus17
Chumaster
Titanium38
Ruthobaz
Iyke1989
Greycious
Anuoluwaposimi
Dream2
Kraspo
Chuxmyk
Patty2014
Et al...

E. 2200
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 11:50am On Jul 07, 2016
Rebekkah:
oh I love you for this.
I just wish everyone will understand the importance of little drops...


YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AIN'T RED UNTIL YOUR MIND IS!

winkthats right...thanks Rebekkah
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 11:53am On Jul 07, 2016
starryv , answer is 2200
dat 1k + dat oda 1k + d 200 worth of recharge card grin
abi no b card d guy buy?
I even saw him wen he was running away after collecting d change.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by callmemercy(f): 11:53am On Jul 07, 2016
chiboy429:

Goodmorning to you dear . How was your night?
Twas good, yours?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 11:54am On Jul 07, 2016
shebosss:

Very deep and inspiring one Dotman... God bless you for sharing this.
Thanks Shebosss,amen n God bless u too smiley
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 11:55am On Jul 07, 2016
Dotman2210:
winkthats right...thanks Rebekkah
u no thank m o.. cos na Rebekah now, u com still dey wink.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 11:56am On Jul 07, 2016
callmemercy:

Twas good, yours?
are u still in Nigeria
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:58am On Jul 07, 2016
StarryV:
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer…

A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left.

A little while later, John came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200
Abeg make una help me anwer o
Cc:
Yorme
Kapable75
Coyy
Shebosss
Misbeebee
Mzshyshy
Dottune
Manus17
Chumaster
Titanium38
Ruthobaz
Iyke1989
Greycious
Anuoluwaposimi
Dream2
Kraspo
Chuxmyk
Patty2014
Dotman2210
Et al...
1800
The shop keeper collected 1000 change, n gave d customer 800..
Note: he kept 200 wit him for d goods which was bought.
N he gave an original 1000 to his neighbor again
He lost 1800 in all.

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