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1. The eba stick that doubles as a weapon:

Your mother’s favourite.

http://www.zikoko.com/list/nigerian-kitchen/

2. The iron sponge that is always on the brink of death:
Your only friend when washing that evil pot.

cc lalasticlala , obinoscopy, food don done o.

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Finish am na mak I collect mi position[color=#770077][/color]

Lol.. At least wait mk the food ready na @the guy above me...

Waiting...

Waiting like I'm on ATM queue

Waiting. Don't forget the obituary / adieu/ happy birthday bowls cups serving spoons n sieves

Na early morning be dz oo



Lemme buy land 1st

lol....who land don epp?

On the queue

Evil POT that just fed u...?

3. The Nylon bag full of even more nylon bags:
For what? Only God knows.

4. The only seasoning that matters:

More important than water sef.

5. The bowl every visitor uses to wash their hand before they eat:
Because God forbid they enter the kitchen to wash their hands.

6. The almighty microwave cover:
Nigerian mothers swore it would prevent cancer.

7. That bowl with a wedding or burial sticker:

If not for Owambes would Nigerians even have kitchen
utensils?

I sight you bro, lol. @veekid

EVILFOREST:
Evil POT that just fed u...?

Lol, morning bro. Please check your email, a pm that needs reply await you.

KINGinVAHALA:
I sight you bro, lol. @veekid

I'm everywhere you go bro

8. That handle-less pot that is “older than you”:
You mother had the pot before she had you. Show it respect.

veekid:
I'm everywhere you go bro

Hahahahaaha, please it shouldn't be like mtn o, that network is damn so bad.
Hope you had a love night?

Hi miss, good morning! please kindly check your email and reply my pm, i have something important to discuss with you. @thoniameek

9. The eva bottle filled with palm oil:
The realest oil ever made.

Big man, how far na? @teejaypee

I'm late, but lemme join the queue. Kinginvahala...fire on!!

10. The infinite number of unwashable plastic containers:
That stain will NEVER go out.

11. Those plastic covers with their matching bowls nowhere in sight:
Always more covers than actual bowls.

12. The blender that smells like pepper no matter how much you wash it:
Can even try and blend anything else without tasting pepper.

13. The morning fresh that is more water than actual morning fresh:
It always lasts longer than it has any right to.