1. You look familiar
My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.

I just wanna be friends
Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?
PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.

3.I’m single
*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.

4.It’s complicated
This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.

5. I’m not like other guys
Oshey Mr different.
Differential equation.
We hail thee!

6. I’ve never met anyone like you before
Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.
Feel free to add yours!!!

I Just Broke Up with my GF


Seriously??

Not all are lies... especially the "i am Single". not everyone is engaged.

Dollipsejay:
Not all are lies... especially the "i am Single". not everyone is engaged.

But they are mostly common

Is it a crime to woo girl again

Funny enough i have heard all dese lines times without number

If a guy is telling a lady all dese, just know he meant d opposite

Cutehector:
Is it a crime to woo girl again

No. the crime here is this: telling a lie

Neemcie:

No. the crime here is this: telling a lie

ur now Jesus christ na. Since wen was it written dat it's a must for all men to have girlfrnds and all ladies to be taken..

Guys and lies ehhhhhhh.••••• Belike bread and butter

Cutehector:
ur now Jesus christ na. Since wen was it written dat it's a must for all men to have girlfrnds and all ladies to be taken..

oh lord! *facepalm*
what is this one saying

Now who said anything concerning that?

These lies are necessary at the initial stage!

Lol,dis is so true Done it b4 sha,wen I ws still learning