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6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:06pm On Jul 09, 2016
1. You look familiar
My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.

Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:08pm On Jul 09, 2016
I just wanna be friends
Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?
PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.

Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:09pm On Jul 09, 2016
3.I’m single
*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.

Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:10pm On Jul 09, 2016
4.It’s complicated
This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.

Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:11pm On Jul 09, 2016
5. I’m not like other guys
Oshey Mr different.
Differential equation.
We hail thee!

Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:11pm On Jul 09, 2016
6. I’ve never met anyone like you before
Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.
Feel free to add yours!!! grin grin grin

Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by BiafraBushBoy(m): 1:11pm On Jul 09, 2016
I Just Broke Up with my GF angry angry angry


Seriously?? undecided

Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Dollipsejay(m): 1:14pm On Jul 09, 2016
Not all are lies... especially the "i am Single". not everyone is engaged.

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Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:17pm On Jul 09, 2016
Dollipsejay:
Not all are lies... especially the "i am Single". not everyone is engaged.
But they are mostly common

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Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Cutehector(m): 1:20pm On Jul 09, 2016
Is it a crime to woo girl again
Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by myfantasies(f): 1:21pm On Jul 09, 2016
Funny enough i have heard all dese lines times without number

If a guy is telling a lady all dese, just know he meant d opposite
Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Neemcie(f): 1:29pm On Jul 09, 2016
Cutehector:
Is it a crime to woo girl again
No. the crime here is this: telling a lie
Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Cutehector(m): 1:31pm On Jul 09, 2016
Neemcie:

No. the crime here is this: telling a lie
ur now Jesus christ na. Since wen was it written dat it's a must for all men to have girlfrnds and all ladies to be taken..
Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by FlawlesRebirth02(f): 1:40pm On Jul 09, 2016
Guys and lies ehhhhhhh.••••• Belike bread and butter
Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Neemcie(f): 1:57pm On Jul 09, 2016
Cutehector:
ur now Jesus christ na. Since wen was it written dat it's a must for all men to have girlfrnds and all ladies to be taken..

oh lord! *facepalm*
what is this one saying

Now who said anything concerning that?
Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Prowizy2(m): 2:28pm On Jul 09, 2016
These lies are necessary at the initial stage!
Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by mrlamdee88: 3:00pm On Jul 09, 2016
Lol,dis is so true Done it b4 sha,wen I ws still learning

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