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I am currently in the toilet making mistake number 1

OK...

Front to back

Rapmoney come and learn

The most dangerous mistake is pressing ur expensive phone and while u want to "tamba",u put it somewhere then it fell into the pit latrine.....gbuamm!!!!....
To make the worse,is if the phone is soaked with ur unflush pupu....

5. Wash.

After pooping, first, wipe with toilet paper and then wash your a*ss with soap and water.
Most people only use toilet paper and walk around with stinky a*ss! That's very disgusting!

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Bolustic:
Why wipe when water is available?

We for no dey bath with water then, we for dey wipe our bodies with tissue now.

YOU SHOULD STOP USING WATER TO WASH YOUR YANSH. ITS NOT GOOD. USE TISSUE PAPER.

Ajuditha7:
true talk

Guilty of any

ok
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The best and cleanest way to clean up after poopooing is with water. Then use your tissue to clean up the water. Do this especially when you have lots of hair in and around there.

What about "u step in with ur left leg and and out of the toilet with right leg......and never talk while in the toilet"

Op OYO is your name o

Bolustic:
Why wipe when water is available?

We for no dey bath with water then, we for dey wipe our bodies with tissue now.

sister pleas tell dem....how can somebody at dis modern time be using stuffs to wipe em ass wen water is available... even as a guy I don't do dat

BrainnewsNg:
Source: http://brainnewsng.com/some-dangerous-mistakes-we-make-while-in-the-toilet/

https://i1.wp.com/brainnewsng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Modern-Toilet.jpg?resize=768%2C576

who wipes after toilet in 2016? God forbid, I can never date a girl that wipe...................... After toilet or making love, you wash immediately with toilet soap and use tissue paper or towel to clean the water.

A girl that wipes after toilet or after making love will definitely have odor. YET SOME PEOPLE COMPLAIN OR RUN TO PASTOR WHEN THEIR LOVER DUMPS THEM.
No body will like to head, tongue or do blow-job on someone that wipes instead of washing.

BrainnewsNg:
Source: http://brainnewsng.com/some-dangerous-mistakes-we-make-while-in-the-toilet/

https://i1.wp.com/brainnewsng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Modern-Toilet.jpg?resize=768%2C576

who wipes after toilet in 2016? God forbid, I can never date a girl that wipe...................... After toilet or making love, you wash immediately with toilet soap and use tissue paper or towel to clean the water.

A girl that wipes after toilet or after making love will definitely have odor. YET SOME PEOPLE COMPLAIN OR RUN TO PASTOR WHEN THEIR LOVER DUMPS THEM.
No body will like to head, tongue or do blow-job on someone that wipes instead of washing.

THIS IS TOILET SPRAY GUN, THOUGH UNPOPULAR IN NIGERIA. YOU CAN GET IT LESS THAN $20 DEPENDING ON THE PRODUCT.

This does not apply to those of us that use water to "tamba"

Ok ooooo!!!

BrainnewsNg:
Who taught you this?

Lalasticlala come and see

That is the best direction to wipe " front to back" wiping from back to front will make excreta enter into ur VJ which can later cause infection.

Point 1 seems to be the new thing here.

Nairalanded:
Nice info!

I like the toilet photo, everywhere clean and nice! But why are there support rails around the toilet? Do people who use it vibrate so much that they need support not to fall off the toilet seat?

It's made for the handicapped people.

prestige2013:
That is the best direction to wipe " front to back" wiping from back to front will make excreta enter into ur VJ which can later cause infection.

not just the VJ but also the urethra which lies in front of the VJ leading to ascending urinary tract infections as well.

'Front to back ' wipe helps to reduce such infections

Who dey even wipe sef?wiping is a waste of resources and energy..use water..

karleone:
Op, here in our caban, we're used to shot putting and leaf cleaning.. The only modernization we've had is pit laterine. Shey pit and water combo is good?

Oga short-put is really against environmental standard. Well, pit and water combo no make sense o.

UPGRADE!

bittertruthz:
THIS IS TOILET SPRAY GUN, THOUGH UNPOPULAR IN NIGERIA. YOU CAN GET IT LESS THAN $20 DEPENDING ON THE PRODUCT.

Wow. This is great. I will search for it. I love it.

Abrahamtaylour:
I am currently in the toilet making mistake number 1

Lol. By viewing this thread.

Op is advising 'Short put' method for ladies.

BrainnewsNg:
Source: http://brainnewsng.com/some-dangerous-mistakes-we-make-while-in-the-toilet/

https://i1.wp.com/brainnewsng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Modern-Toilet.jpg?resize=768%2C576

5. Making unnecessary sound like.... u wan born.

some will even climb the toilet seat.

Abrahamtaylour:
I am currently in the toilet making mistake number 1

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Still good just for you