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13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:06pm On Jul 22, 2016
1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/confused-and-stressed.jpg


Amen! But I’m still vomiting sha.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:07pm On Jul 22, 2016
2. How your parents see themselves when you fall sick:

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/doctor-768x512.jpg

You people are now doctors, abi? sad
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:08pm On Jul 22, 2016
3. When your mother feels your forehead to check your temperature.


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/malaria.jpg

Hian! Is it only malaria?
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:09pm On Jul 22, 2016
4. The real doctors in every Nigerian home
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/panadol-1-768x576.jpg

Nigerian parents not-so-secret weapon.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Engrobiorah(m):
FTC
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:10pm On Jul 22, 2016
5. “I have a cold.” “I was shot in my leg.” “I was hit by a trailer.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/robb-original.jpg

Robb is the answer when you don’t even know the question.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:11pm On Jul 22, 2016
6. The last stop before your parents actually take you to a hospital

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/anointing-oil.jpg

Can’t even imagine using it to cook. It is anointing oil now and forever.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jul 22, 2016
Keep them coming
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:12pm On Jul 22, 2016
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:13pm On Jul 22, 2016
8. When you think sickness will stop you from going to school.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/uniform.png

When its not that you are dead.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:14pm On Jul 22, 2016
9. When your parents still wake you up to go and wash pot.


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/635953363743133263-793554252_kim-in-bed.jpg

Hay God!
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:15pm On Jul 22, 2016
10. Your mother, when you fall sick on a Sunday.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/oya.png

Holy Spirit will heal you.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:16pm On Jul 22, 2016
11. When you vomit in front of your parents.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pregnants.jpg

That’s the only explanation.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2016
12. When your parents suddenly start acting nice to you.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/shock-face.jpg

Oh? I should fall sick more often.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jul 22, 2016
Dead by no.1 grin
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op):
13. Your mother, if your sickness lasts longer than 4 days

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/enough.png

Better get up.




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Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Yuneehk(f): 3:24pm On Jul 22, 2016
So hilarious! cheesy
Please tell me it's not from zikoko again cry
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:28pm On Jul 22, 2016
jagugu88li:
Dead by no.1 grin
Lol, grin don't ooo, first call lalasticlala and dominque
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 3:31pm On Jul 22, 2016
Yuneehk:
So hilarious! cheesy

Please tell me it's not from zikoko again cry
Lol, actually... grin









Source:


http://zikoko.com/list/sick-nigerian-home/
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Young03(m): 3:31pm On Jul 22, 2016
never fall sick.... I don't know all these things
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jul 22, 2016
photoshoot:
Lol, grin don't ooo, first call lalasticlala and dominque
Make I find them.....

cc: Lalasticlala and Dominque
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by DatAkokite(m): 3:56pm On Jul 22, 2016
grin grin grin

photoshoot:
8. When you think sickness will stop you from going to school.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/uniform.png
When its not that you are dead.
grin grin
Dead!
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Kayjoepops: 4:04pm On Jul 22, 2016
Lwkm,
jagugu88li:
Dead by no.1 grin
That no 1 killed me as well! grin
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Bluette(f): 4:10pm On Jul 22, 2016
This is so funny.. No matter what u will go to church on sunday o except its so chronic that u av leg paralysis then no problem.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Bluette(f): 4:11pm On Jul 22, 2016
This is so funny.. No matter what u will go to church on sunday o except its so chronic that u av leg paralysis then no problem.

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Password: snake.
Location: front page.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by HaneefahRN(f): 4:14pm On Jul 22, 2016
LMAO. Very funny. All the. foods they don't give you on a normal day, they will ask if you will eat cheesy
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Nancy2016: 4:16pm On Jul 22, 2016
Bluette:
This is so funny.. No matter what u will go to church on sunday o except its so chronic that u av leg paralysis then no problem.

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Password: snake.
Location: front page.
Ha ha ha. This is so funny but true. Easiest way to get your thread pushed to the front page.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Bluette(f): 4:30pm On Jul 22, 2016
Nancy2016:
Ha ha ha. This is so funny but true. Easiest way to get your thread pushed to the front page.
grin
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by Richie0974:
I remember those days, whenever I got sick I get pampered and do nothing at home, eat whatever I wanted whenever I wanted it and I'll wish not to get well again grin but the plan never works out.
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by photoshoot(op): 5:00pm On Jul 22, 2016
Richie0974:
:Da
Booking space eh? lipsrsealed
Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by karlswizzy(m): 5:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
when lala refuses to push this thread to the front page.

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