Lol 8 & 9 really got me laughing o

1,3,6,7,10 it's so my mummy. love her to the moon and back

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6. The last stop before your parents actually take you to a hospital



Can’t even imagine using it to cook. It is anointing oil now and forever.

When they start using this on you, the issue don dey critical oo

When you collaps

This zikoko guys are something else o

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1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.”




Amen! But I’m still vomiting sha.

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eph12:
This zikoko guys are something else o

you can say that again Sah

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1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.”




Amen! But I’m still vomiting sha.

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7. The sick Nigerian’s unofficial diet



THE BEST.

the unofficial diet is AKAMU...oya take small make u drink ur melesin....

Bluette:
This is so funny.. No matter what u will go to church on sunday o except its so chronic that u av leg paralysis then no problem.

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Password: snake.
Location: front page.

Middle name: Snake

kolexy:


Middle name: Snake

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Next of kin : Tonto dike

So hilarious. You just put up everything about my mother. Instead of ROBB, she usually brings 'Ori' that is 'Shea butter'. Lol.

from the deliverance thing,to items in a Nigerian kitchen,to ermmmm stress of following your mother to the market and now this....totally hilarious,I look forward to more!

you have my vote btw@photoshoot,it may not be much but well,you have it!

I can relate with number 12

No 5- now ABONIKI. With mother ABONIKI can heal anything

kolexy:

Middle name: Snake

Me: mummy i'm having malaria.
Mummy: shut up, don't say bad things upon ur self.
Me: i swear, my body is very hot, i'm having serious headarch, body pain, cold, sore throat....
Mummy: it is enough, oya go and call Iya nurse.
Me: wow....mummy, i think i'm suddenly getting better.
Mummy: jesu o ma seun, oya go and wash d plate.


It's da ghostwritter.

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1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.”




Amen! But I’m still vomiting sha.

Lmfao
this is so me
Thanks for making my morning

get sick and you're a king at home. You'll eat anything you want. Order your siblings and mum around. Hehe.... drink tea in d mawning, afternoon and nyt.... I remember how I often pretend like I hate whatever they gimme..... But in my head, I'm saying ''Please, just kwontinu''

I never knew all this while growing up, maybe in my next life.

Misskaycee21:

Lmfao this is so me Thanks for making my morning

Mum ; so, you're saying you're sick now.
Me ; i'm not lying, I'm sick.
Mum ; stop saying you're sick, you're in the church, you can't be sick.
Me ; I'm sha having headache, ccold and cattarh.
This happened two weeks ago btw I and Mum.

When you are told to take off your dress and get ready for injection.

99foxxy:
I never knew all this while growing up, maybe in my next life.

smooth liar. You lie has k-leg

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9. When your parents still wake you up to go and wash pot.




Hay God!

Richie0974:
I remember those days, whenever I got sick I get pampered and do nothing at home, eat whatever I wanted whenever I wanted it and I'll wish not to get well again but the plan never works out.

lol... Same here.. Drank plenty peppersoups and oat meals.

NevetsIbot:
get sick and you're a king at home. You'll eat anything you want. Order your siblings and mum around. Hehe.... drink tea in d mawning, afternoon and nyt.... I remember how I often pretend like I hate whatever they gimme..... But in my head, I'm saying ''Please, just kwontinu''

Y'all should check out life.partyjollof toooo

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4. The real doctors in every Nigerian home


Nigerian parents not-so-secret weapon.

you know d deal

harlee:
and she will bring out all the holy oil from 5 churches for u to drink

Walahi, one day like this ehh
Had stomach Ache sha, i told Mummy abt the situation
She brought a big cup of water, emptied half bottle of Goya olive oil in the cup and forced me to drink it. Mhen, d thing sef wan make vomit.
She started hammering prayers and actually it worked. felt okay. PRAISE THE LORD.

NevetsIbot:
smooth liar. You lie has k-leg

Na u talk am oh. On a serious note, i experienced love each day so that sickness part makes no sense to me cuz it was unending.