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| 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 11:14pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
IT IS A GOOD YEAR FOR COWS IN NIGERIA, FIRST THEY GET GRASS IMPORTED FROM BRAZIL, THEN THEY GET A BILL PROPOSED FOR THEM BY LEGISLATORS OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC UNOFFICIALLY THEY ARE BEING GIVEN CERTIFICATES OF OCCUPANCY IN ANY PART OF NIGERIA THEIR HEART DESIRES THEY ALSO GOT A WHOLE MILITARY PLATOON COMMISSIONED TO GUIDE AND PROTECT THEM BY NO OTHER DIGNITY THAN THE ALL KNOWING PRESIDENT BUHARI HIMSELF JUST TWO DAYS AGO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA FLOATED A LIMITED LIABILITY VIGILANTE SECURITY COMPANY FOR COWS WHILST INSTRUCTING ALL HARDWORKING FARMERS THAT HELP TO FEED OUR COUNTRY ESPECIALLY IN THE VULNERABLE COMMUNITIES OF THE MIDDLE BELT TO PAY PROTECTION FEES TO THIS SPECIAL COW FORCE IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE HERDSMEN OR GET KILLED IN THEIR SLEEP AS USUAL. SURELY THERE CAN'T BE A BETTER TIME TO BE A COW IN NIGERIA. 6 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by hymanflex(m): 12:06am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Today should be declared COW DAY and holidays given to commemorate it. 6 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by calaway(m): 12:08am On Jul 29, 2016 |
citizen are killed for the cow sake and the nation watches... Tinubu and his supporters have really put human lives in danger. 3 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 1:09am On Jul 29, 2016 |
It's heartbreaking that this government elevated status of cow ahead of human beings that elected them Imagine 500 people killed just because of a missing cow, yet the government behaves as if nothing happened. 8 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by Lanretoye(m): 3:11am On Jul 29, 2016 |
soon we'll have minister for cow. 5 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 7:54am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Lanretoye:Gbam. 2 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by BrokenTV: 8:00am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Very soon COW will attend Federal Council Meeting in Abuja. 4 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by doublewisdom: 8:06am On Jul 29, 2016 |
BrokenTV:I agree. Some cows visited central Bank the other day sef. 3 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by nijabazaar: 8:21am On Jul 29, 2016 |
I need to be a Cow right now...i will be christened Cowyonce...no....i think Cowhari would be better. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by fiizznation: 8:29am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Funny piece. The year of cows. Well cows are also animals just like human beings, so there is nothing bad if the{cows} get presidential treatment. |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by BlackSeptember: 8:38am On Jul 29, 2016 |
fiizznation:Are you a Cow? 8 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 8:48am On Jul 29, 2016 |
BrokenTV:Don't you know that Abuja is now FEDERAL COW TERRITORY (FCT) May have mercy on us. 4 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by fiizznation: 8:50am On Jul 29, 2016 |
BlackSeptember:This is a silly question and you know it |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 9:01am On Jul 29, 2016 |
nijabazaar:Henceforth, I won't quarrel anyone that calls me COWard Because he means well for me. Imagine the privileges I will be enjoying, top security, 500 people will die each time I got missing, my food will be imported straight from Brazil etc.  3 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by Clerverley2(m): 9:39am On Jul 29, 2016 |
fiizznation:Standard Yoruba Muslim 3 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by MalcoImX: 9:43am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Wailers and looking for Buhari's faults are like 3 and ....
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Somebody help me with that picture. |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 9:44am On Jul 29, 2016 |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by olafum1(m): 9:57am On Jul 29, 2016 |
MalcoImX:Can u simply answer if Cow lives have not value more than human lives under PMB? It's shameful that we r even talking about this, maybe N. Kanu was right after all  ... 1 Like |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 10:08am On Jul 29, 2016 |
olafum1:You dey mind am? 1 Like |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by MalcoImX: 10:11am On Jul 29, 2016 |
olafum1:Aren't there cows roaming everywhere during GEJ? You're still talking about this when somebody has already enlightened you that cows sleep on airport tarmacs during your darling GEJ, ....and we haven't had these personalizations. Huh, or is it the pictures you want, ... GEJ man? |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by Flashh: 11:23am On Jul 29, 2016*. Modified: 1:29pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
OgbonnaUbani:So that comment automatically turns him to a Yoruba? Your brain though. 2 Likes |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by Tokety7: 11:26am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Op and his stupidity is just world class. |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 12:13pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
MalcoImX:There may be few of incidents such before now, But Buhari emergence as president gave the herdsmen more boldness act as outlaws. |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 12:20pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Tokety7:Thanks and God bless. |
| Re: 2016 The Best Year For Cows. Picture. by MalcoImX: 12:55pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
PhockPhockMan:Or rather, they got emboldened by the crowning of GEJ in 2015 as the Patron of the Fulani herdsmen in Nigeria. 1 Like
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