mymoneygrows:
See porting abeg.
In other news, singing 'come follow me praise the Lord (3*), the Lord is gooooooooooddd'. my two little princesses arrived yesterday at 10:24 & 10:29am. Bs later pls.
Team september, apologies. Team July, glad to join u.

All the way from September to July? Congrats

mymoneygrows:
See porting abeg.
In other news, singing 'come follow me praise the Lord (3*), the Lord is gooooooooooddd'. my two little princesses arrived yesterday at 10:24 & 10:29am. Bs later pls.
Team september, apologies. Team July, glad to join u.

Congratulations dear. Real porting. Thank GOD for safe delivery.

Heres my short BS with no action packed drama.
However before I start lemme extend my sincere appreciation to everyone on this platform for your contributi
Was married for some months without bfp, my dear it's not an easy to ttc'ing it's not a funny experience men
Had been married to a family where my MIL calls every month to wish me happy 1,2,3..... month anniversary all in a bid to remind you that were waiting for baby
My dear my saving grace was my hubby I remembered when he even put up a pix and he got a comment from his aunt "this ur wife is still pretty tell her my children are waiting 4 baby to play with"
After some months dh did test result came back that he had low sperm count I decided to just do a check k up after d Dr inserted all his fingers inside my vagina he came back that my womb at
I'd never forget the day an aunt came to the house and was shouting that what was I  waiting 4 and she even compared me to her nephew that got married some months sfter us whose wife was already overseas preparing for delivery  , I was so depressed had to tell dh I had some stuff to do at the office just to escape her presence I remembered dh trying to console me while walking me down to take a cab as my office isn't far from my house and he consoled me that why I'm I doubting God that what if I'm even pregnant and what if I don't evemtually isn't he enough for me I smiled and headed to the office
Fast forward to 3 days later dh had to rend me that I'm yet to see my period which was a day late I got d pregnancy test kit again and did d test my dears you won't believe d tears in my eyes when I saw 2 straight lines had to rush down 2 d room to show dh .....I was in awe
THE PREGNANCY
had a blissful pregnancy however after my 2nd scan they diagnosed a condition called polyhydramnios remeber I came to the group to ask read it up online and I saw very scary things like baby cannot breath, baby may have down syndrome very scary stories I told my hubby as he was away to work and as usual he said let's leave it to God how and when we had this baby we didn't  know so I went for antenatal 1st doctor was sympathizing sort of ,in my mind I was like 'God this cannot happen' when I was transferred to the main Dr he just smiled and gave me assurance dt all will be well
DELIVERY
Fast forward to week 38 I was told to do a pelvimetry which and the result came back at week 39  that my pelvis was too small , met Dr on 21st during ante natal and scheduled me for operation 25th which was 3 days b4 my edd 4 days ; my heart skipped I was like is there no other option he said if I force it is may injure baby anyways told him I'd get back to him on my final decision on 23rd; I went home from antenatal with fear and depression couldn't even pick dh call as he was away to work eventually I told him in the evening and he said as usual to leave it to God that if God wants baby to come via VD baby will come b4 d day Dr gave me
We kept praying nothing happened so I went back on 23rd and told him we can proceed but I kept trusting God for VD when we didn't see any hubby tuk tym off wirk and came back home as we had to be in the hospital a night b4
Got to hospital 8:30pm on 24th in tears and fear was admitted and procedure started at 5 am 25th after the nurse did enema for me i had my bath and got into the theatre i remembered an oxygen mask being held over my face and some liquidwas being poured over me while i was shivering out of  fear and d cold in the theatre room ; dh said baby came out some 30mins  later while I was wheeled out 1/2 hrs as I was given a general anesthesia so I wasn't conscious of anything
In all I'm grateful and thankful to God that I came out alive and gave birth to the most handsome boy
Even though I haven't been given food or water as there's still gas in my system since the procedure lo has been latching on my breast as my breast produced  milk 2 days later
I pray that the unchanging God that did this for me will visit all TTC more as He is the same yesterday today and forever more.amen
You shall testify soonest. Amen

ijeomaobi1:
Mama that asked about castor oil. Abeg no be only you tire. I am trying evening prime rose and red raspberry tea , baby never show. Dat castor oil use style fear me o. Am 39+3 days.

Please don't use castor oil o. That thing scares me, you may just end up with diarrhoea, dehydration and no contractions.
Why don't you google 'labor inducing yoga dance', there are videos and a mama also explained it on babycenter. Get nice dance music, you start by rubbing your tummy firmly for 3 mins. Then do squats and lunges (make sure you stretch your pelvis while doing it). I'm not sure about the duration of each, just have fun while you are at it, then finish with belly rubbing again. Some swear by it...

Adeime:

I pray that the unchanging God that did this for me will visit all TTC more as He is the same yesterday today and forever more.amen
You shall testify soonest. Amen

Congratulations may the good Lord bless u nd urs and may laughter never leave your home

princessKF:


Teamie Do it jejely before u port to September o

abeg I no dey for that one ooo!

@mymoneygrows congrats on d arrival of ur twins. God bless dem.

@capo iomoge2 happy birthday to u.God bless ur new age.

mompurity2:
olive tree diagnostics, along Eastern By-pass.

Thank u mompurity2. can I send u a pm pls. my email address is docchichify@yahoo.com

Adeime ur story is amazin i can imagine d scene wen u were abt goin for d cs nd ur dh is a great man,may d Lord bless ur home wt many more great children,rest well sis nd congrats.

dexterush don dey luk for wifey sharpsharp

ijeomaobi cnt get d correct spelling,pls i dnt lik d idea of castor oil mayb u shuld try walkin cuz it works for me..i shy away frm eatin anytin to induce,takia ma.

Fabmummy may d Lord comfort ur sis nd put a stop to losses in any form in her family,it is well wt her.

Congrats @mymoneygrows. God bless ur adorable princesses. Kisses to their tiny feet and palms.

Congrats Adeime....ttc isn't a nice thing o. But what annoys me is when someone or a group of people think you are intentionally not wanting to get pregnant. Even if u intentionally don't want to be preggy, isn't it the business of hubby and wifey....i pray we grow in Africa to that level o.


Fabmummy, my heart goes out to your sister. God will replace her loses. It is well with her.

beyedew:

18th ooooooo,dnt drag,I nid mur sef

Aya make we dey look na...

The mama herself, please i need a copy too: elikom@yahoo.com Thanks

iomoge2:

Send me a mail. My email is on my signature.

Omojudy:

Bear bear black man. Old white man. I still dey find my own crush

At least, I have... And I have four oh...
Aya show us yia own na...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...

Happy birthday in arrears iomoge2... Dunno how I missed your post...
God, bless, increase and make you great... Your best is around the corner...
Kisses darling...


Fabmummy, so sorry for your loss... May God bless your sister with double for her trouble... Amen...

Congrats juliebest... I didn't know yiaff born...
God bless your household always...

Big congrats mymoneygrows...
Na double double blessing your family go dey get from now on...
God bless you sis...

Fortius:
Adeime ur story is amazin i can imagine d scene wen u were abt goin for d cs nd ur dh is a great man,may d Lord bless ur home wt many more great children,rest well sis nd congrats.

dexterush don dey luk for wifey sharpsharp

ijeomaobi cnt get d correct spelling,pls i dnt lik d idea of castor oil mayb u shuld try walkin cuz it works for me..i shy away frm eatin anytin to induce,takia ma.

I remember wen my neighbour stopped me and my husband on d stairs one day to ask us Wat we were waiting for. To us it was funny and we all laughed dat day cos we were nt planning pregnancy then, but Wat if we were actually ttc-ing, I would ave broke down that day. Nigerians and amebo go hand in hand.

Yesterday, I typed up about my past and present crushes with pictures and this wicked nairaland just refreshed. I almost shed tears, after all my atoto arere.

Fortius:
mymoneygrows....congrats ma oo..we
r happy to catch u ma..dis na flinging o nt porting ..may God bless our princesses

Britneystacy...wey me don dey back bae since
abi hw i go manage do chores wt oga lucas,nd i luf it sha

morning mamas
my cappo@mitchyy i remain loyal ma hw r u feelin dis morrin.

#teamjulyforblesseddelivery

I'm fine dear. Just this peppery sensation at the site. How's my inlaw? Hope ure feeding her well? Those chubby cheeks must not deflate.

Mum has started backing Hansel too o, especially he is crying for no reason. But i dont have the liver to back him yet.

#TeamJuly Repping

Abridged version.

1. I used to crush on Neal caffrey from white collar, until he came out of the closet. Waste of fine specimen.

2. Zaynie, abeg we are sharing Dr Avery o. That guy is damn too hot for his own good. there's enough of him to go around

3. I no dey share this one with anybody! My super dapper Harvie Specter, fine boy looking muen muen Always looking like he walked out of GQ Mag. I wanna have his babies!!! Lol

Congratulations mymoneygrows, this na Mega porting o. God bless your princesses abundantly. Amen

Happy Birthday in arrears iomoge and prettyhurts, the light of God shall not depart from your lives. Amen

Adeime, congratulations once again, we thank God it ended in praise.

enkaydewdrop:


At least, I have... And I have four oh...
Aya show us yia own na...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki

There u go. Na the guy for front oh.

Fabmummy sorry about ur sister, God ll console her and there shall be no more loss in ur family ijn.

iomoge2, happy belated birthday to you Sis, more of God's blessings in ur life.

Omojudy:

There u go. Na the guy for front oh.

I used to crush on him too o, until I saw him looking very dry in another series. To cap it all, he announced he's gay, dem use prick do all of them In case you haven't heard, prison break is coming back!!!

Florena:

I remember wen my neighbour stopped me and my husband on d stairs one day to ask us Wat we were waiting for. To us it was funny and we all laughed dat day cos we were nt planning pregnancy then, but Wat if we were actually ttc-ing, I would ave broke down that day. Nigerians and amebo go hand in hand.

Like kilode. Customer for my business dey say I like shakara say I never wan born. Say if Na him, Na em wedding day he go give him wife Belle.

limsycutey:


I used to crush on him too o, until I saw him looking very dry in another series. To cap it all, he announced he's gay, dem use prick do all of them In case you haven't heard, prison break is coming back!!!

No gay for me. Hssss. How fine boy like dat go gay?

jazzyjazz.... Water is important but you got some liquid into you though through the pap and tea. Did you try taking the water in sips? It helps sometimes.

Fortius.....hehehe e never too late. Morris still fit come propose o. Lolz

Iomoge2
Better late than never. Happy birthday capo. Abeg weh the rice and chicken. Pls pdp the tin let mamas here groove. Ehen, no forget to add sharwama and chapman or lacasera. I can be the serving girl and serve everybody, I no mind. The Bible says it is good to serve

mymoneygrows....congrats on the birth of your princesses. May they always bring you joy.

limsycutey:


I used to crush on him too o, until I saw him looking very dry in another series. To cap it all, he announced he's gay, dem use prick do all of them In case you haven't heard, prison break is coming back!!!

Prison break coming back for real? Let it be true o! I wanna see t-bag in action again so luff his winked mind and ways.

omojudy na lie joor na d guy for back...dat head ehn

limsycutey. hmmmm harvey spectre yen na man ooo realllllliii man...he is alwz on point even early momo tins,hw e dey do am na..

Florena mam dem use aproko finis naija now nd na dem get issue most,wen i was on 2nd missionary journey,i was bn mocked on my str say i no get shame,i neva borrow money frm anybody so i dnt undastnd y dem dey use flagyl for anoda person running stomach






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Still trying to read up .
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Liftedhands:
Prison break coming back for real? Let it be true o! I wanna see t-bag in action again so luff his winked mind and ways.

Yes o, coming back for like 9 - 10 episodes. ;DThis mummy ekene sef, of all the people we dey inside prison break, na t-bag you wan see.

Liftedhands:
Prison break coming back for real? Let it be true o! I wanna see t-bag in action again so luff his winked mind and ways.

I've seen d trailer, didn't see tbag though, scofield in prison, Sarah telling their son story, Lincoln looking for a way to break him out, by Oct sha it will premier

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