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Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Supercee01(m): 10:28am On Aug 02, 2016
kelvin305:
Any how E bad reach our 9ja police go chop nah
This my gee no be hungry officer. Tualle my oga

Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by chachanga: 10:33am On Aug 02, 2016
ourchoice:
You must be a Police Corporal and you left your duty post to be nairalanding shebihuh Sergeant Akpan must here thisgringrin

Nice analysis lol
Esprit De Corp, Area!! Nor bust my parole, abeg grin!
Na "Staff" dey inside bus; after make "your boys" gather "small change" for beat as per evening paroles, sir! grin wink

Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Cashberry511(m): 10:34am On Aug 02, 2016
MilesLamar:
Hahahhaha Oyibo didn't get the Msg
i dey tell u...i believe dey were actually expecting a tip after the so called "Happy Weekend"
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by DammyGbade(m): 10:48am On Aug 02, 2016
They are!! But they are too weak for my likening. Policeman wooing lady on duty, policeman smoking on duty, policeman who his wife dey use him cap beat him, policeman using gun to intimidate people... Oyinbo na ur colour they respect, cos most Africans do behave like mumu when they see Oyinbo sad
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by jaybeekay(f): 10:54am On Aug 02, 2016
he actually did. he was being sarcastic

MilesLamar:
Hahahhaha Oyibo didn't get the Msg
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by iriskiki(f): 11:04am On Aug 02, 2016
I think the white guy is just being sarcastic...
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by iriskiki(f): 11:05am On Aug 02, 2016
Exactly!
jaybeekay:
he actually did. he was being sarcastic
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by adahjob: 11:16am On Aug 02, 2016
This is Nigeria

Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by bigmee: 11:28am On Aug 02, 2016
solid3:
See what a white man tweeted about Nigerian police
"The Nigerian police are so friendly. We were pulled over twice in the last 10mins just because they wanted to wish us happy weekend. "


https://mobile.twitter.com/mikejsmith504/status/320307436823138304
Mike Smith is just being sarcastic here.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by slimfit1(m): 11:53am On Aug 02, 2016
pippimp:
He was being sarcastic. He knew what they wanted.
Precisely
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by profkay: 12:32pm On Aug 02, 2016
can we have the names of squadron commanders of the mobile police force mpf across the states of the fedration
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by compujyde:
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Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by lebete3000: 1:28pm On Aug 02, 2016
chachanga:
those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted! angry
He's twisted it already...
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by chlowi(f): 1:31pm On Aug 02, 2016
afanide:
i expected something of such (Mockery)

Wasn't disappointed though.......
Your smart!
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by idesylvester(m): 1:52pm On Aug 02, 2016
Ya... I remembered that movie Peter Edochie was d key actor,it was a nice movie wen police stop his oyinbo son n wish him happy weknd in d year 1990...shwee
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by grodt999: 1:54pm On Aug 02, 2016
Nigerian police, Government officials and the citizens respect foreigners more than their own people.
Chinese, Lebanese and Indian criminals exploiters in the country are treated like saints!
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Nobody: 3:38pm On Aug 02, 2016
YOU ARE LUCKY YU AIN'T BLACK..
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by nextstep(m): 4:47pm On Aug 02, 2016
solid3:
See what a white man tweeted about Nigerian police
"The Nigerian police are so friendly. We were pulled over twice in the last 10mins just because they wanted to wish us happy weekend. "
Coded tinz... you of course know that "Happy weekend" means "dash us money for us to also do happy weekend" cool
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by DedeNkem: 6:10pm On Aug 02, 2016
The guy was trolling Nigerian police. He knows how terrible they're.

Where in the civilized world would police stop you twice in 10 mins just to say, "have a nice weekend, sir"?

In Nigeria, the ONLY reason police stops motorists is to collect bribe. This guy didn't want to say he bribed police, to avoid being targeted by police.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Barigaboy(m): 6:17pm On Aug 02, 2016
Na money dem want collect dem no care weather u carry dead body. Those that r working among them are working but not all of dem.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by PINES: 6:45pm On Aug 02, 2016
Mike Smith, "you know nothing"
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by MilesLamar(m): 7:26pm On Aug 02, 2016
jaybeekay:
he actually did. he was being sarcastic
I don't think so sweety
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by prof800(m): 7:55pm On Aug 02, 2016
solid3:
See what a white man tweeted about Nigerian police
"The Nigerian police are so friendly. We were pulled over twice in the last 10mins just because they wanted to wish us happy weekend. "


https://mobile.twitter.com/mikejsmith504/status/320307436823138304
Maybe that's what his driver told him. Didn't want to bother him with the details that when policemen wish you "happy weekend", they are indirectly saying you should give them money for weekend.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by robettqueen1(f): 11:41pm On Aug 02, 2016
solid3:
See what a white man tweeted about Nigerian police
"The Nigerian police are so friendly. We were pulled over twice in the last 10mins just because they wanted to wish us happy weekend. "


https://mobile.twitter.com/mikejsmith504/status/320307436823138304
. God bless Nigeria grin
solid3:
See what a white man tweeted about Nigerian police
"The Nigerian police are so friendly. We were pulled over twice in the last 10mins just because they wanted to wish us happy weekend. "


https://mobile.twitter.com/mikejsmith504/status/320307436823138304
. God bless Nigeria
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by tck2000(m): 1:30pm On Jul 01, 2019
Lol
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