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Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by giftft(op): 9:07am On Aug 07, 2016

Finally, fuel will be sold at *60 Naira per litre* from *Monday 8th August 2016* !!
President Buhari made it clear 2 hours ago on a private interview in Aso Rock, that fuel will be sold at *60 Naira per litre* starting from *Monday 8th August, 2016*.
President Buhari also said that, the issue of Naira falling in value will be resolved in less than a week, he made it clear that by the time the naira issue is resolved, *60 Naira will = 1Dollar* and that will be in 3 weeks from now, it will become *one Naira - one Dollar (#1 = $1).*
President Buhari also said that he promised to change Nigeria at the right time and that right time is now.
He also wanted to talk about corruption, but my *TV* exploded immediately after he mentioned the Word,
*"Corruption"*
and that was when I woke up and discovered that it was all a *Dream*.
I sincerely apologize for playing with your emotions.

Happy sunday

http://biafrasay.com/p/322318/finally-fuel-will-be-sold-at-60-naira-per-litre

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by mannobi(m): 9:32am On Aug 07, 2016

Even foolish fools wouldn't have believed you, so no need for apologies

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Chikpat(m): 10:18am On Aug 07, 2016

Mumu

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Sunnymatey(m): 10:24am On Aug 07, 2016

Since we cannot cry, we can only make fun of our predicament and possibly laugh. Lets see if laughter can cure frustration.

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by GMBuhari: 10:28am On Aug 07, 2016

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by chernest2002: 10:55am On Aug 07, 2016

Liar Mohammed again

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Adeoba10(m): 10:55am On Aug 07, 2016

Apologize to your parent for given birth to empty skull pikin like u.

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Nobody: 11:03am On Aug 07, 2016

When two flat headed parents procreate, they give birth to extra flat headed empty individuals. Op is a product of flat headed parents. smh.

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by sommy03(m): 11:05am On Aug 07, 2016

Don't preach an impossibility... I don't see that happening

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by StOla: 11:08am On Aug 07, 2016

Biafran jokes from Biafrasay.

Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Fvckboy: 11:19am On Aug 07, 2016

dix flat head again?

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by fowosh: 11:21am On Aug 07, 2016

they shouldn't av given birth to u initially.... why the apology

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by mrsogbeter: 11:21am On Aug 07, 2016

I pray ooo

Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by ouzo1(m): 11:47am On Aug 07, 2016

Hw I wish sense could be transfered...u need it more than breath

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by teewhizzy4real(m): 12:00pm On Aug 07, 2016

Sunnymatey:
Since we cannot cry, we can only make fun of our predicament and possibly laugh. Lets see if laughter can cure frustration.

.
nice one bro.. let laugh our frustration out

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by dannybomb(m): 12:21pm On Aug 07, 2016

long story, let's keep on dreaming

Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by KOBOJO: 12:38pm On Aug 07, 2016

tpacalipse:
When two flat headed parents procreate, they give birth to extra flat headed empty individuals. Op is a product of flat headed parents. smh.

Pls don't eat your heart out for nothing. , we all understand that frustration is the in thing now..
But no be your own plenty pass., so I advise u take life easy ok..

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Neddstark: 12:57pm On Aug 07, 2016

Bad flatty joke cheesy

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Keenlooka(m): 1:03pm On Aug 07, 2016

These politicians just dey take us roll dice, see as our reality take turn fairy tale... Oma Se o cry

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Larryfest(m): 1:14pm On Aug 07, 2016

Is this supposed to be a joke huh

Cos if it is then i just don't get it.

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by uckennety(m): 1:41pm On Aug 07, 2016

It was all a dream

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Abayor7: 1:50pm On Aug 07, 2016

I no mind if the mods ban me right now, but OP e no go better for u oo.. see as you lemme day choke.. oloshi

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by centboy123456(m): 1:57pm On Aug 07, 2016

giftft:
Finally, fuel will be sold at *60 Naira per litre* from *Monday 8th August 2016* !!
President Buhari made it clear 2 hours ago on a private interview in Aso Rock, that fuel will be sold at *60 Naira per litre* starting from *Monday 8th August, 2016*.
President Buhari also said that, the issue of Naira falling in value will be resolved in less than a week, he made it clear that by the time the naira issue is resolved, *60 Naira will = 1Dollar* and that will be in 3 weeks from now, it will become *one Naira - one Dollar (#1 = $1).*
President Buhari also said that he promised to change Nigeria at the right time and that right time is now.
He also wanted to talk about corruption, but my *TV* exploded immediately after he mentioned the Word,
*"Corruption"*
and that was when I woke up and discovered that it was all a *Dream*.
I sincerely apologize for playing with your emotions.

Happy sunday

http://biafrasay.com/p/322318/finally-fuel-will-be-sold-at-60-naira-per-litre

Hahahahahahah nice one op

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by hardbody: 2:16pm On Aug 07, 2016

This is the real reason con. dom was manufactured. This level of stupidity is abysmally unfathomable

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Nobody: 2:40pm On Aug 07, 2016

giftft:
Finally, fuel will be sold at *60 Naira per litre* from *Monday 8th August 2016* !!
President Buhari made it clear 2 hours ago on a private interview in Aso Rock, that fuel will be sold at *60 Naira per litre* starting from *Monday 8th August, 2016*.
President Buhari also said that, the issue of Naira falling in value will be resolved in less than a week, he made it clear that by the time the naira issue is resolved, *60 Naira will = 1Dollar* and that will be in 3 weeks from now, it will become *one Naira - one Dollar (#1 = $1).*
President Buhari also said that he promised to change Nigeria at the right time and that right time is now.
He also wanted to talk about corruption, but my *TV* exploded immediately after he mentioned the Word,
*"Corruption"*
and that was when I woke up and discovered that it was all a *Dream*.
I sincerely apologize for playing with your emotions.

Happy sunday

http://biafrasay.com/p/322318/finally-fuel-will-be-sold-at-60-naira-per-litre

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by payosehtor(m): 2:52pm On Aug 07, 2016

comedic production by a comedian

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by AsoRockz01(m): 3:58pm On Aug 07, 2016

Hahahahaha. OP! I was asshually cracked up.

Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Kelly2713(m): 4:22pm On Aug 07, 2016

op's school fee is a total waste. in each of the paragraph she says the president also said the president also said the president also said the president also said the president also said the president also said the president also said the president also said the president also said

big foool just negudo

Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Opistorincos(m): 5:23pm On Aug 07, 2016

This can only happen when chickens have teeth

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by yorhmienerd(m): 6:37pm On Aug 07, 2016

I no fit laugh

Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by Nobody: 6:54pm On Aug 07, 2016

Opistorincos:
This can only happen when chickens have teeth

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Re: Finally, Fuel Will Be Sold At 60 Naira Per Litre by sammyj: 7:27pm On Aug 07, 2016

This should not appear here but in the joke section. !!! angry

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